My only requirements>born after 2005, I'm a 30+ unc>NO TATTOOS>VIRGIN>NEVER BEEN KISSED OR HELD HANDS>Be shorter than me 5 foot 6in>weigh less than 130 pounds>not a niggerAny takers?
No English-speaking woman in the world meets those criteria.
>>59402219>born after 2005>virgin>weight under 130 lbsyou may pick 2 of these max
Bump
yeah but i expect a 200 dollar per hour rate and no touching
>>59402219>born after 2005, I'm a 30+ uncPedophile
>>59402219Guys will ask for a girl like this while they’re an obese unc sweatlord living in their parents basement
>>59402219Sorry OP, girls only want someone who will make top cut
>>59405663pretty sure OP is not being serious you autist
>>59402219>>born after 2005, I'm a 30+ uncWhy the actual FUCK would you want that, everyone under 25 is a fucking braindead brat. I'd rather punch myself in the dick than hanging out with some 20 year old kid holy fuckt. 34 year old unc
>>59405840Because girls stop being hot after 25. And event that’s being generous. Who the fuck cares about muh personality. Older females are freaking gross
>>59405842You should probably just take whoever has sex with you first, it's unlikely to happen twice.
>>59405842I guess you are mentally 20 as well. You're lucky if you can find a girl under 30 who still wants you, your only choices are lowering your standards or dying alone lolLiterally who would ANY girl want to be with you? Let alone the hot young ones
>>59405842Nigga just pay an escort if you're not planning to view her as a human being.
>>59405518I would pay this if she showed cleavage
pedo think any child will have sex with him, ex de xd
