What’s your favorite Eeveelution?
>>59405008
>>59405008mehthe first animation was betterjolteon btw
>>59405008I wish human men's penises could get stuck inside
>>59405008Scumbreon
>>59405024Humans really do have the most boring dicks. Horses get flares, cats get barbs, dogs get knots, fossas get two knots and barbs, and then snake get two entire penises. Plus there's all the weird shit like ducks having a spiraling shaft, echidnas having four heads, and dolphins being able grab things with it.
>>59405047Nah, it’s a Pokemon.
>>59405104It’s funny you start your list with the one animal that’s been mind broken enough to prefer human cock to it’s own species.
>>59405021This, it was a huge waste.
>>59405104Those are all just novelty shit though. Whats more all of them are two pump chumps.
>>59405125uhwhat
>>59405104Human Foreskin is cooler than all of those.>>59405125>>59405163Based Foreskin Enjoyers.>>59405207>He hasn't read the Human and Mare pasta or watched beast videos of female horses with men.
>>59405231Of course he hasn't, this is /vp/ not /mlp/ or /k/.
>>59405047>Furry fandomyou mean the pokemon fandom?
>>59405110>>59405372You're replying to a bot.
>>59405008My list goes:1. Espeon2. Jolteon3. Glaceon4. Umbreon5. Leafeon6. Flareon7. Vaporeon8. SylveonHonestly Esp and Jolt can switch places depending on my mood.
>>59405016what if i want nurse joy
>>59405008There's a reason why I have 160 water stones on pokemon shield. Sometimes I'll go to wonder trade with a Vaporeon that knows brine, icy wind, dig and hyper beam.
>>59405008Best to last:1.Vaporeon2.Glaceon3.Flareon4.Leafeon5.Jolteon6.Espeon7.Sylveon8.Umbreon
Male Sylveon and Female Umbreon
1. Vaporeon2. Umbreon3. Glaceon4. Flareon5. Espeon6. Leafeon7. JolteonNo I didn't forget anything.Also, Pokefuckers should fuck off and die in a fire.
blimpeon
>>59405008sauce?
>>59405008There's something funny to me how of penny's eevees all are male except for her sylveon and leafeon. Funny because all the porn is penny being fucked by her sylveon which means it's all futa or genderswapped.
>>59405016>mfw vaporeon is genuinely my favorite pokemon
>>59405008I wish we got some vaginal sex, oral is boring but I guess it's still better than sodomy
>>59406393This but both are males
>>59405021It was ok, but at some point it was overdone.Like, I can appreciate an artists flexing his art skills with internal views and "accurate" organ drawings, but I'm not here for that.I was there only to see a nerd get fucked by her magical dogs.I can recognize the merit, but I also can say the guy overworked himself beyond the required levels.Flareon here.
Kill yourself Pablo
glaceonespeonumbreonvaporeonleafeonjolteonflareon sylveonI dont hate fairy typing but I do hate how 'it' looks
>>59405008I got bored of this one because it was too drawn out. The Glaceon milking was perfect.
1. Jolteon2. Umbreon3. Espeon4. Flareon5. Vaporeon6. Sylveon7. Glaceon8. Leafeon
>>59405125>>59405231>Animal that actually prefers human dick>93% of horse owners are femaleI’m nooticing
>>59405008My favorite is Vaporeon since it has an incredible design with amazing stats, and being able to turn invisible in water sounds fun too!
Anyone else want to chime in on their opinion, good or bad, on Eeveelutions?
>>59405016>>Go to the counter to collect your Pokémon after a checkup"Your Pokémon are in perfect health">>Nurse joy leans in close"Your Sylveon show evidence of excessive and vigorous sexual activity. Don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone. This is very normal for trainers traveling alone but how about giving her a brake and coming to see me tonight after the Pokémon center closes? I'll leave the back door open."What do?
>>59408716Eeveelutions exist to knot female trainers.
>>59410092>Joy is so desperate she goes for pokefuckersNo, Joy, don't do it. That's how AIDS started.
>>59410227You and I both know how AIDS actually started. Animals and pokemon had nothing to do with it it.
>>59410223okay Penny
