Reminder that if you wanna stick your dick in Lucario it canonically would know this and avoid you. They read your aura, which is NOT quite mindreading, but they do know your current emotions and the general disposition of your character.They analyze your heart and soul and, if your character is judged to be impure (such as wanting to stick your dick in an animal), Lucario will be disgusted and will deem you unworthy of their consideration or time. I'm sorry it's just true. If you are not pure of heart, if you have lustful intentions, Lucario will never be anywhere near you.
>>59409173you sure all of them are puritan little puppies?
>>59409173You're implying only humans can be "impure" here.
>>59409173Care to explain where Salazzle fits in this moral spectrum?>>59409215>What is going on inside its head?
>>59409173>wanting to stick your dick in an animalGood thing that Pokemon aren't animals and Human-Pokemon love is pure and accepted in the Pokemon Universe.
>>59409218>normalshits are forever cucked>Markiplier:
>>59409173>she lowkey starts bouncing on it while you're asleep
>>59409324>>normalshits are forever cucked Good
>>59409173I would go further. Riolu. Not my first pick but if she really loves me then that love mist be returned.
>>59409173The problem is thinking sex is impure.They will probably be much happier with a person who just wants to blow it’s back out and find them pure than a person who wants to make it take a flamethrower to the face.
>>59409173What if I hide my powerlevel like a saiyan while I disguise my intentions by thinking in Family Guy compilations?She will never see it coming, maybe she does. I don't know.
>>59409174All the ones with Justified are, at least.
>>59409173Places her in the daycare with a Machamp, Incineroar, Slaking, Tauros, and then a Wailord
>>59409448Except it's canon that pokemon love fighting.
>>59409173I have no aura.
>>59409173You misunderstand. I don't WANT to have sex with her, I WANT her to rape me, overpowering me with her superior physical prowess despite being half my size then jumping my bones like a horny feral dog
>>59409173Proud of its power.jpeg
>>59409173i want pure and true love, not your soulless sex. i see no problem
>>59410214It's also canon they hook up with humans too, but /vp/ still isn't ready to accept they lost, despite being on the losing end of this argument for fully 16 years.
>>59410480https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
