A thread for talking about Eevee and its evolutions. Share artwork, stories or other creative works from your favorite creators, or ones you made yourself!Previous thread: >>59394557Past threads: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/subject/eevee-friday/
>>59410825
>Be me>Going for a swim with my Vaporeon at the beach>We come across the TM to learn Pay Day>Pay Day allows you to earn additional income each time you use the move>Additional income must be reported on my taxes>I would need to mark it in my transaction log each time the move was used>You can't just tally it up at the end of the day either, because sometimes they begin to earn more in the evenings than the morning>I figured this out AFTER purchasing a tally counter which maybe I can file as a deductible>When you start getting into a routine and collecting the money, you can't spend it easily either because you got to be careful about the significant tax liability at the end of the year>Eventually I get better TMs later on and replace Pay Day with an ice move>Try to give Pay Day TM to my younger cousin>I give them the rundown on how to use it and keep track of their transactions>They decline to use it What's with kids these days not wanting to work?
>>59410859they can't track pay day transactions anon no one pays taxes on those
>>59410825I wish they could resell this diorama figure, the Eevee family looks so cute.
Truthnvke incoming>Eevee and Flareon?Fennecs/Foxs/canine >Espeon espeonCats>JolteonJackrabbit/hare, some canine>Glaceon and SylveonCats>Vaporeon and LeafeonJury is still out
>>59410987*Umbreon and Espeon are cats
>>59410989>Be an espeon and Umbreon duo>your master is a kind but drunken man>every weekend becomes a tag team effort of Espeon using psychic force from keeping him from falling over as he teeders through the backstreets, while Umbreon has to growl and fight off Gypsys, niggers and foids that attempt to rape and rob him until the dawn when Espeon can break walls
Happy Borgerpendence Day
Ran out of borger
Found one more. Now I'm out of borger.
I've fallen out of habit of posting this. Oops...
>>59410987
>>59411082I have a couple more. I'll post them whenever I can.
More burgers on the way later.
>>59411824They're lucky to be so cute.
Happy 4th
>>59411082this one looks AI but I see a signature, what an odd perspective.
>>59412988Dont give cats wine bro
>>59412989Sylveon's not a cat, it's a French. It can handle wine.
>>59412999It's a French gay fairy, that's three wine qualifiers right there
>>59410825An eevee was salughtered to produce this tiny burger. They do not have very much meat on their bones once shaved. Their fur is 90%+ of their bodymass
>>59413090That's nonsense; Pokémon cannot be gay. But they can be French, which is close enough, I suppose.
>>59413117
>>59410825Which eevolution would you fugg?
>>59414171None. Mons are friends pure and platonic.Pokemon has a rich set of waifus in the humans anywaysEspeon and umbreon are purely for nostalgia to my childhood cats
>>59414393It literally says in game that people used to marry their pokemons. You can't convince me they weren't design with that purpose in mind. Game Freak knew exactly what they were doing.
>>59414413ok you work out your degeneracy with these quadrapeds. I'll work out my mommy issues like a healthy adult
>>59414171My wife, obviously
>>59410825why are eevee burgers a thing? they dont have enough meat to make even a single patty.
>>59420744The solution is to use more Vees
>>59420985They are an invasive species that ruins crops and food like pikachus.
>>59420990They want your food, let them in!
adopt wild Eevee
>>59421791Get a salad, fatty.
>>59420470this makes me question things. how are umbreon ears supposed to work anyway? theres no clear entryway to any ear canal. they look more like tails if anything. could they have 360° hearing like this image seems to be suggesting? or are they not ears at all like in the case of vaporeon? does anyone have any canon sources to confirm this?
>>59422060How Umbreon ears work is one of life's many great mysteries.
Post more Vees!
>>59421791That one has pokerus and needs to be put down
>>59423226okay
New thread later; too busy to think of a good theme right now.
