post gladiator elf
>>59419447They should have made Gardevoir 100% female to shit on the trannoids
VGH...it could have been perfect
They should have been Blond haired blue eyes, gamefreak cant into aryan maxxing.
>>59419447>post gladiator elfit's clearly an onion
>>59419449This
sex with male gardevoirs is based
>>59419593Yes, if you're a woman
>>59419758Damn thats a blast from the past right there
>>59419593Male Gardevoirs are good for being pegged by Jynxes and nothing more
>>59419527Onion Knight Elf
>>59419510with how many gender differences they added in gen 4 you'd think giving kirlia a more masculine option for the males would have been right up their alley. They could have added them for gardevoir and gallade too so that both could be more reasonable as either (and so gallade could be female alongside male)
>>59419449>>59419533Based tranny obsessers
>>59420394>Princely GardevoirI could see it.
>>59419449Wrong, gallade should have been 100% female for being a tomboy.
Femboy Kirlia and tomboy trainer is peak
I'll never forget the Gallade fangirl who posted her tits>>57373277
>>59421235Good times
>>59421240
>>59421235>>59421240>>59421244Kek gallade pulls bitches better than inceleon
>>59421235>>59421240>it's real>not a landwhale>good titsHoly based Galladestacy
>>59421248>>59421251Imagine being her Gallade
>>59421235Do girls like Gallade as much as guys like Gardevoir?
Gallade can only be a Malebut he can have a real female trainer
>>59421331>>59421343Cute! There should be more art of Gallade and his female trainer
>>59420989I'm still a little bummed they patched out gal-lade from Champions instead of just saying fuck it and leaving it in and removing the gender lock in future games, they already went and changed its egg group a few years ago so why not.>>59419568picrel did it better imo
>>59421414>all of those trannies who tried to claim Gallade as theirs because of that bugFixing it was for the best.
>>59421278Bitches love Gallade. This one even made her own plush
>>59421605
>>59421414That would require they actually care to fix long standing problems like nidoqueen unidentified egg group.Fucking crazy that we have the cannonical pedo pokémon and it's specifically the pokémon where the entire idea originally was supposed to be that they are husband and wife (king and queen).
>>59421554That face
>>59421714Monster boys
>>59419843That's so nice.
Chud Gallade
Chad Gallade
>>59419510I actually did a romhack once that added a male Kirlia sprite to Platinum. Was dope. Shame I was a dumbass teenager and never posted it anywhere though.
>>59421764That's awesome. Would you do something like that again?
>>59421524Would you kill a man to save a femboy?
>>59421767It would be a real hassle to set up now that I work full time and don't remember what tools were used so here's quick edit I did for memory's sakeBasically the main difference with male Kirlia iirc was that the sides were shaved off and he has pants making it appear he's wearing a suit
>>59421859That looks great, I really like the concept. Male Kirlia could still be a dancer, just more masculine than the female version
>>59421235>>59421240Oh sum of a bit-shift, that's me! I feel a tad stalked, but equally flattered
>>59421880Ma'am, please. A statement like that requires proof.
>>59421235I have been deprived of a moment I didnt even know existed.
>>59421933Oh, of course! My badhttps://files.catbox.moe/ao6jy7.jpg>>59421939Here's a second moment. Just for you, anon
>>59421240>actual tranny
>>59421946Don't make me show pussy, I'm not shaved right now
>>59421947Prove it
>>59421810>>59421809>>59421806>>59421805>>59421801>>59421800I don't get it
>>59421944Woah!Tiddy!
>>59421954Aight, guess I've got nothing to losehttps://files.catbox.moe/9i1n67.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/o8pd6m.jpg
>>59421971Hot!! Now post your voice
>>59421985https://voca.ro/15NnaEwylWnt
>>59421989Cute! That's all I needed to hear
Can I get a hot pokegf if I agree to roleplay as Gallade in bed?
>>59421995NoShe may as well not even be real at this point, fuckall chance of meeting her
>>59421989I want you to tell us what you like the most about Gallade.
>>59421989pls tell me how often you rub your clit to gallade
>>59421971can i see the hole?
I want to have sex so bad
>>59421971Post more booba
>>59421994Thanks! Let's get back to Gallade posting then>>59421995I'd be so willing to roleplay as Gardevoir, Lopunny, or Braixen for a guy like that. Though pokemon x human is still my favorite
>>59422012>Though pokemon x human is still my favoriteBased desuJust gotta spice it up and do Gardevoir for your bf on occasion
>>59421998For some reason 4chan thinks the text I wrote is spam, so I'll answer with picrel. The post I linked is the plush review>>59422004I just did last night, kek. It happens often, I goon too much>>59422006>>59422011Sorry anons, maybe later, I gotta leave the house now
>>59422013I'm single right now, but a fellow pokephile boyfriend would be pretty based
>>59422022>I just did last night, kek. It happens often, I goon too muchDo u squirt hard????
>>59422022Did you get any of the SIR cards for gallade?
>>59422023>I'm single right now, but a fellow pokephile boyfriend would be pretty basedThe only female pokemon I'm into is Gardevoir so I get it.
>>59422023Plz be my gf. I'm autistic and fat btw.
>>59421944Nice, thanks for sharing.
>>59422032Top tier pick up line.
This girl takes baths with her Gallade. It's just a pet btw.
>>59422024No, but I do get really really wet. It's honestly a bit annoying, since I always have to lay on a towel>>59422025No, but I totally should! I need to get some Ralts line merch in general>>59422028Good taste. Though I gotta admit, I'm into other pokemon too. I may be sexually attracted to a lot of critters, but Gallade is also boyfriend material to me, so he's special in that regard>>59422032Keeeeek! >>59422051 This.I'm also autistic, bro. I'm literally a diagnosed sperg>>59422055Yes. That's my pet-husband, thank you very much
How do I become an autistic gooner girls pet-husband?
>>59422076I'd rather not be the subject of some random girl's powertrip to post their nudes for validation, lead people on, and then ghost because they already have a BF but are polite enough to not immediately bring them up.
>>59422079As a pet, none of that would concern me.
I get crazy hard thinking of girl gooners. All girls should be gooners with some kinda weird fetish.
>>59422067My penis is below average too. But I do have a respectable job. So please marry me already.
>>59422082Same. I want a hot trainer girl on a powertrip using me as her tool.
>>59419449I don't think this is actually a hot take but There's nothing androgynous about Gardevoir despite the mental gymnastics that some vocal minority makes to pretend that they don't see how feminine Gardevoir actually is and always has been.I've seen people get downvoted to oblivion just for saying that they want Kirlia to only be able to evolve into Gardevoir if it's female. Which is utter nonsense because they aren't saying anything weird. The ralts line should definitely only evolve into Gardevoir if female.I always make sure to catch a female Ralts when I'm planning to have a Gardevoir in my team.And I honestly want them to make the evolution line to only be able to evolve into Gardevoir if female in the new games.They could even use the pokedex entries to say that the Ralts line is naturally evolving into being a gender based evolution. Similar to how the wormadammothim line currently works. And that way they could justify Kirlia only evolving into Gardevoir if female in the new games.
Human female x monster male (pet) is the simultaneously the purest and most degenerate form of love.The true purest form of love is human male x monsters female (taller larger and stronger, wife)
In other words I want to fuck a female Garchomp
>>59422134Both are ok
>>59422067Looking forward to seeing your pussy hole later
>>59422067pls let my deformed tiny cock ruin your body
>>59422023If only. Why cant humans just have mating plumage or something so we can find each other easier when we want to, and unambiguously know when to fuck off at other times.
>>59422514>implying that things like break ups dont happen all the time
>>59422533Breakups are what they are. Im talking about the initial part of meeting people.
>>59419510Ralts and Kirlia should've stayed pure Psychic
>>59419447why did gallade abandon the fairy type instead of psychicis he dumb?
I wonder if the dude that femanon ghosted last year still hangs around here. If you are I see you nigger
I hope galladeanon comes back and shares that next pic.
Ban gallade and rotom threads until you faggots stop making them circlejerks about egirls
>>59422076You get in the ball>>59422182Guess this anon >>59422894 is right and we should keep it on-topic though
>Ban gallade and rotom threads until you faggots stop making them circlejerks about egirls
>>59423016ik. Just wanted to see it.
>>59423040I wouldn't mind posting more, but several anons seem upset already. I bet they'd like to send me on a vacation>>59422137What if she Garchomps on your dick wih those teeth? What then?
>>59422617He became insecure in his masculinity. Don't act like it never happened to you before
>femanon>on /vp/>has based taste>in shape>cute voice>good vibesThe stars really have aligned, god damn.>I will never lovingly raise a Ralts into a badass Gardevoir/Gallade partnerIt's not fair...
>>59423068eh, there's always later.
>>59421414Glad I hopped on that bandwagon while it was fresh back when
>>59423068>several anons seem upset already.Sounds like a bunch of virgins if you ask me.
>>59419659Very cute Dawn
>>59422134>Human female x monster malebased>human male x monsters femaleoverrated trash
>>59422617why would he be fairy?he's not gay
>>59421944>That buff dude in the army that was a Gardevoirfag>Curvy busty Galladefag female anonDoes the Ralts line have the most attractive fans
>>59422617He's born male onlynot a trannie
>>59421971Based. Too many trannies trying to ERP these days and now we have a biological female putting them back in their place
>>59423068>What if she Garchomps on your dick wih those teeth? What then?She won't because she loves meGallade wouldn't slice you open with the arm blades either.
>>59419447My Gallade is my (second) wife.
>>59423540Gardevoir and Gallade with their trainers Chad and Stacy
>>59423085Thanks! I try to be a happy person, but sometimes I woder if I'm mentally healthy enough to raise a Ralts. I do have some issues, and these pokemon tend to absorb your thoughts and feelings like a sponge. I wonder how quickly one may end up with a traumatized/corrupted Gardevoir or Gallade>>59423094>>59423292Ah what the hell, I'm gonna give ya something for all those hansome Gallade pics. Here's a little collage of sexy pics from me. I was working out more back then, so I'm in better shape in thesehttps://files.catbox.moe/wj05r2.jpg
>>59423305You obviously see more male human x female monster here, if the board was populated by mainly women it would probably be the other way around. Personally, I think both is good>>59423825I'm not above defending my honor, even if it means posting cooch
>>59423828Heh, I wasn't being serious. And that's cute, I bet she can be surprisingly gentle for a giant land-shark. Just a bit heavy when she gets on top
What kind of nicknames do you give to your Ralts line mons?
>>59424229Unspeakably based, wish there was more girls like you.
>>59421971The ancient ritual is completed. Long shall we remember this day. Tits were posted and so no one need gtfo. Turns out there are girls on the interwebs.
>>59424413>>59424423It's my pleasure
>>59424229Cute
>>59424229Reminds me I need to start working out more.
https://files.catbox.moe/qdxuar.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/otwree.jpg
>>59424229Hot. Can we get more booba or thighs?
>>59424739You and me both, anon>>59424953Okayhttps://files.catbox.moe/xs6vxx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/f3af8y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/8grk8f.png
>>59425042Very nice!
>>59424369I like Arthurian legend names.
>>59425076Based. Got any favorites? My Gallade/Gardevoir are usually named something like Lance & Lacey, or I give them names of elven origin. But arthurian legends are very fitting
>>59425042send your disc herepedebe3217@buloan.comyou might like what you find
>>59425100I like Gawain and Parsifal for Gallade, Iseult for Gardevoir.
>A seemingly nice girl into pokemon dedicatedly enough>Decides to whore herself out and post her body multiple times, shattering the pure image ilussion she had for desperate simps hopping to hit some revealing that shes also probably ran through used goodsits so tiresomewhere can I find actual nerdy women into pokemon that arent troons or whores
>>59425142>she's probably ran through used goodsI know you probably won't believe me, but my aspergers makes me struggle with interpersonal relationships. I'm quite insecure, so I stick to online validation. I know it's not good either, but I feel like there's still a big difference to sleeping around irl. Also, I just wanted to be nice and deliver something for my fellow pokephile anons here>>59425138Awesome names! I need to look more into arthurian legends
>>59425142Over a year ago she added me because I'm a Galladefag and she said she'd be my Gardevoir gf and then after a week she ghosted me. I just want another pokegirl to be happy with and all I get is heartbreak.
>>59425171>>59425164>>59425142She also added me early this year from one of her threads then ghosted me shortlyyou are nothing but a liar
>>59425122That's not a working discord handle
>>59421240>>59421971>>59421944>>59421971Aren't you the same chick that ended up ghosting a dude in here?
>>59425173Do you know how fucking hard it is to find a girl who is autistic enough to want to be a Pokémon and then also wants to be the same species as you? I want to die.
>>59425178shes ghosted multiple.
Is a fucking slut.Hilarious that tries to larp as a creature that is loyal but wants to show off her body, and get attention.Classic.
>>59425191vpbros unironically expected the girl who posts nudes online and in /co/ threads to not be a liar and a virgin nerdy autist girl
>>59425193I am severely autistic and desperate so I just didn't care. I even drew a cute Valentine's Day thing for her. It sucks but glad to know I'm not the only one it's happened to, makes it hurt less.
gallade / rotom girl why did you break this guys heartHe even drew you something you thot
>>59425142Jesus you sound like Chris-chan, out here looking for a boyfriend-free girl.
For me it's iron valiant
>>59425164>Awesome names! I need to look more into arthurian legendsI'm quite into courtly love and romances between knights and their lady, and I feel like the whole Ralts line is heavily influenced by those tales.Getting oneself into Arthurian legend can seem hard to some people because a lot of time people seem to expect a "canon", but there really isn't one. I could get into how the concept of a canon in myth, legend and fiction is quite unnatural and its sole raison d'etre is profit, but I'll avoid it.It's best to think about Arthurian legend as a set of characters, settings and plots that share roughly the same constellation of characteristics. In traditional European culture you had three main "universes". The Matter of France, which was focused on Charlemagne and his knights, the Matter of Rome, which was basically the whole body of Graeco-Roman myth and history, and the Matter of Britain, which was Arthurian legend.You have many stories in the Matter of Britain that don't necessarily center on Arthur, like Parsifal and Gawain's quest for the Holy Grail, the romance between Lancelot and Guinivere, or the tale of Tristan and Iseult.How someone gets into Arthurian Legend depends on their temperament. Some people prefer the traditional classics some other prefer more modern tellings of the stories. And you don't need to be a reader, for example Wagner did two operas on Parsifal.A fair warning though, avoid the Once and Future King by TH White. Many people recommend it to newcommers, but it's honestly terrible. It's quite sardonic, it feels almost as if White feels comtempt for the characters and the setting. It's a very modern progressive take on the legends, in the sense that it sees the Middle Ages as an inherently flawed, dark and primitive time.I personally prefer more romantic approaches, the ones that treat the setting of the legends as more of a golden age.
>>59425215Women want attention, and when they get enough they abandon you. I'll never find an actual Gardevoir gf cause Gardevoir is infinitely more pure than any foid.
>>59425042Can i please see a pic of the pussy hole?
>>59425171>>59425181You sound like a tremendous fucking faggot holy shit. And I'm not even defending her, you just sound like that much of a looser.
>>59425258Hey now, that's rude...
>>59425258you are defending and enabling her by enabling her to see the other people as disposable
>>59425268In all fairness. If I was a attention seeking whore, I would treat you as if you were disposable too.
>>59425281okay then you are just a woman brained faggot without a spine
>>59425281tf is that
>>59425169
>>59425282>my clitty is leaking because the whore I reached out to on groomcord ghosted me.
I'd ghost half of vp too, desu. Some of you seem alright, but that's a small percentage.
>>59425300>bringing up troon terms out of nowherenice selfreport faggot
>>59425315Anon I appreciate you defending me but some sharty fag isn't worth it.
>>59425315That would hurt more if it came from somebody who didn't get ghosted by a e whore
>>59425326Im not even the guy you are shitting on im just someone who doesnt like troon simp whiteknights like youshe wont let you hit lil bro
>>59425329Whiteknights are ok becuause this is a gallade thread
>>59425329lol when did I ever defend the bitch? All I said was that your friend was a faggot.
Finding a girl posting nudes with apparently deep lore wasn't what I expected when I clicked on a Gallade thread. She doesn't even look anything LIKE Gallade.
>>59425347I just came into this thread, said I liked Arthurian nicknames for Gallade, talked a bit about the Matter of Britain, and all I see afterwards is seething over some girl.Can't you just take seeing a nice pair of tits and move on with your day? Every time I mildly effortpost some shit like this happens.
>>59425345you are defending her
>no Gallade bfFeels bad man.
>>59425142You obviously don't understand women, specially not the nerdy ones who are into hobbies dominated by men.
hmoma
>>59425347this is why i hate it. its the eevee threads with constant sperging about chappyfag but at least with pics.
>>59421862Thanks anon...I'm surprised the thread is still up and I'm bored so I guess I'll do the front (at least how I remember doing it)
We’re not gonna see her pussy hole are we?
>>59425171Nigger, if you can't handle getting ghosted on a make believe online relationship and think that's heartbreak, then I don't think you could handle an actual relationship, no matter how nice and pure the girl is.Relationships are difficult and have lots of pain even when both parts are actually in love with each other, and finding that is rare.You guys take this too seriously, be more playful and less bitter, it doesn't matter at the end of the day.
>>59426421yeah unless you've already had sex with them, it doesn't really matter. Being strung along is still annoying as fuck but you have to actually know them first.
>>59426421It's not just getting ghosted, I've had it happen by other people, it's the feeling of finally having a one in a billion chance come true and then it being ripped away. But I've always been overly sensitive and I have accepted more recently I'll probably never be able to handle a relationship anyway.
>>59425142I got to see titties while purity fags seethe. Once again not caring about purity bullshit like a normal person wins the day.
>>59426505Never understood all the "lf virgin GF" memes. as long as you don't get pokerus aids or some other incurable bullshit and they're not cheating on you. (they have to dating you in the first place to be cheated on) Chris rock said it best "just be glad you're hittin it now". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIJavth0a9c
>>59426502Mate, you were in that "relationship" for a week. Everything you could have thought about that girl was pure distilled projection. Seriously, don't be let yourself become bitter over that, it's basically a playground relationship, but you didn't even see her nor have to go to school with her afterwards.>>59426524Eh, I do understand wanting a virgin girlfriend. It's generally seen as a desirable trait. Honestly I used to think like you, but that was because I overrationalised it. After some life experience I did come arround to understand why people favour virginity.
>>59426577Yeah I know. Guy friends are also a red flag for me too now. If they ever say its "controlling". Run! Every happy couple I've ever met that is still together would never tolerate guy or girl friends hanging around in the picture.
>>59426577Like I said if it was just some random girl on the internet I wouldn't have cared. But I am supremely autistic about this one thing which is why I'm even bringing it up. I'm an overly emotional sperg, always have been as far back as I can remember. I never even got to have a playground relationship so any taste is entirely novel to me.
>>59419656https://voca.ro/13K4d8nB3Pll
>>59426524This. People being obsessed with virginity are just using it as a cope shield to make themselves feel better about coming home to an empty bed every night. Your dick is either wet or it's not, and that's the only truth.
>>59424849>>59424856>>59424860>>59424868hot
I take it we scared her off and we wont get to see what the inside of her folds looks like?
>>59427014I don't know man, was the dogpiling not obvious in the moment or somethingFucking white woman fetishists
>>59427081I hope she didnt get a vacation anyway.
>>59424369>What kind of nicknames do you give to your Ralts line mons?I once caught a male Ralts, he evolved into a Gardevoir, and I nicknamed him Darth Vader.
>>59426421Don't mind me, just a passerby.>Relationships are difficult and have lots of pain even when both parts are actually in love with each other, and finding that is rare.The problem is, people nowadays are too sheltered, hence they know nothing about RL. And if humans don't know something, they fear it, they hate it.>You guys take this too seriously, be more playful and less bitter, it doesn't matter at the end of the day.It can only come with experience. Not the relationship thing, the not taking everything seriously thing. Childhood exists so people learn how they work, it's extremely difficult once you hit 18.That's why helicopter parents are the worst.
>>59427170Yes they are. Suddenly you're 18 and "not my problem have fun!" and you're forced to speedrun everything you should have been able to feel out by 18 but couldn't because of how controlling they were. "social life is just stupid petty bullshit. Focus on your grades" When not a single employer or college admissions staffer ever gave a fuck about me being an honors student. I only got experience in spite of that and was lucky.
>>59421570The sequel we all needed
>>59425283porn
>>59426505>I got to see titties while purity fags seethe. >Once again not caring about purity bullshit like a normal person wins the day.you can google titty and get 1000 million resultsand you will never have sex
>>59425258>>59425326saved
>>59420647Can we get more fan art that looks like this please?More anons need to open tegaki and just have stupid fun like this.
>>59421956I think everyone's being affected by a camera filter and it keeps shocking him.
>>59428892>you will never have sexThat's the exact problem I don't have as a not-purity fag>you can google titty The part that you don't understand is thar it's a lot more fun if it's the titties of someone you can interact with.
>>59428892>he bought the femoid propagandaKek
>>59424229>I do have some issuesAt the very least you're aware of that, which is the first step to improving yourself. I'm the same, but I would force myself make a proper effort to better myself so I could raise a Ralts (or any pokemon really) in the best way possible.>pic10/10
bump
>>59430645>That's the exact problem I don't have as a not-purity fagretard doesnt know you can just date younger girls which are more likely to be virgineat shit betabux faggot
>>59434224>"just date younger girls bro">extreme lookism, hypergamy, powertripping using social ostracism, immediate rejection/crying wolf (#metoo raep hysteria), ghosting, one sided relationships, general lack of accountability, etc.>>59434812Dating is just a sick game. They don't do any of that bullshit to people they're serious about. It just happens/works from the start without any of the mindgames and shittests.
>>59434850Look I just wanted to dispel the idea that young girls are pure or whatever BS anon needs to justify his preference for inappropriate age gaps. You leave me out of your dating schizoposts.
>>59424369Personally, I’ve had a bunch of different ones. But here’s the 3 I remember most fondly:>my first, male, Gardevoir in SapphireHappy, because of the Dex entry about it being in tune with people’s emotions>female Gardevoir in ORASJoy, inspired by my original Happy>male Gallade (ORAS replay I think?)Galahad, a knight of the round table>>59424229>>59425042Good lord, amazing pics all around. Definitely going to cum to these later.>>59425233Definitely the best future paradox. I basically hate them all conceptually but Iron Valiant is just so well designed it’s impossible to hate.
>>59434956nice nicknames
