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Those fun facts you see online about how Slugma is so hot it would blind you and singe everything within a country mile are all very wrong, I'm sorry. People who say this don't actually know how thermodynamics works. Yes it's as hot as the surface of the sun, but that's not as big a deal as it sounds. In reality;

>Slugma would glow in the dark, but not be blinding. just a tad brighter than real lava
>Slugma would not melt through the floor (unless it was a really shit floor or it stayed in one spot for hours)
>Slugma would be mildly uncomfortable to stand right next to, but you could stand ~5 feet away without worry of any danger

Vsauce lied to you. (also pls give them a fire/steel 3rd stage evo in gen x based on those geothermal vent snails with metal shells, I'm begging you)