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If Pokemon became real, what would your team consist of? Would you keep them as pets, or get into training? Extra points for non-gooner answers.
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yawn + horn drill dewgong so it can put me to sleep before executing me thus allowing me to die peacefully after we have sex together
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Misdreavus, Mawile and Hatterene.
Training to collect Gym Badges, Stadium Cups, Contests Ribbons and Frontier Symbols, on a journey to find and catch my other favorites: Hisuian Sneasel, Hisuian Lilligant and Flutter Mane.
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>>59422252
I would keep them as pets and as "farmhands", like some Grass and Water types to take care of plants and such, a Ground type to till soil etc. I would move to a more remote area and try to live a self-sustaining life with them.
I wouldn't really have an interest in battling if it's IRL I think.
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>>59422252
i think i'd have a ditto so i can make pokemon eggs and sell them to other trainers who wants rare pokemon
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I'd want a Blastoise for a buddy. He seems like the most practical. He's hygienic, he has a shell so he can stay outside, and he can ward off intruders. He can wash your car for you.
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Porygon, so it can help me debug my retro indy game dev by inhabiting the code and directly obliterating all these damn Unity bugs.
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6 dittos
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3 gardevoirs
meloetta
lopunny
glaceon
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>>59422252
I'd definitely have a slowpoke as a pet. IT feels like it'd be super low maintenance. Maybe ease my way into battles if there's a local scene, but worse case scenario I just basically have a cute sloth hippo hanging out around the house.
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Realistically, most people wouldn't have more than like 3 or 4, especially past the age of ~20, unless you became a professional trainer, which doesn't seems to be very common.
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Porygon-Z that i fucked up trying to download off torrents
Magnezone to get stuff around my house and work as a remote, i would have evolved it cause i like hiking enough to go out to specifically do this
Rotom for my phone and to chat with
I dont think id have more than 3, maybe a gavantula since i have a pet tarantula but that is it
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>>59422573
a whole family
and the pet dog
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>>59422252
3 maximum
A Staraptor for flying, and a Golem and Luxray too just chill and fight others trainers with
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>>59422252
2 sets of teams.
Id just live a comfy life in an apartment with an IT job, near an open field.

its just me and my cats, dog, frog, teletubbies that keeps my house clean and then floating orbmons

Growlithe is a place holder for Pombon, I hope he turns out good.
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Im a male nurse joy, but no pinkmons allowed, maybe only Slowbro
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>>59422252
As a casual competitive pokemon player, I would honestly say I wouldn't really battle. I might train a few pokemon just in case but with no battle experience.
Honestly I would probably do what this anon said >>59422320
Would probably like to have a wigglytuff, that might fix my insomnia and they are cute.
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Only this dog with cotton guard
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Pets but can still battle but not going crazy competitive
Easy to take care of and less expensive to raise

Chikorita - is my healmon starter that I get for free, she will remain a chikorita forever cause taking care of a dinosaur is crazy expensive
Perrserker - for money and my Cat
Porygon 2 - for free transport and energy source, I can hack ATM machines for more money pokesocialism sucs
Sylveon - is my Cat2
Chimecho - My Mega cause she is smol and doesn't need to eat and poop same as porygon2
Quagsire - cause I cant swim and I need a compact floating device that doesn't take too much space
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Psychics and Fairies only
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This will be my team if pokemom were real.
perfect balance of comfy hugmons to chill with + competitive
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>>59422252
i feel like realistically most people here would have a porygon via fucking pirating one
aside from that though growlithe would very quickly become my main man because there's gotta be a fire stone somewhere out there that'll make him way too fucking OP for everyday work
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>>59422252
Alpha Lucario. I want him to use me like his plaything, but only if he's into that. If not I'll maybe go for 2 more Pokemon to support him.
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Arceus
Giratina
Dialga
Palkia
Eternatus
Snorlax
Fuck you
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I would become known as the kindly man who lives on the edge of town who hands out free Popplio or Fennekin to trainers willing to give them a good home.
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Screw the gym championships, I'm just doing this for the love of it.

>Slowpoke as the team mascot.
Love that little dude, nothing can stop him from just enjoying life. Gets to laze around my house all day and watch TV when we aren't travelling.
>Torkoal
Gets extra portions in return for letting himself be used as an improvised coalgrill. Otherwise sits outside in the sun all day eating berries and whatever bug pokemons get too close.
>Ogerpon
Pamper and protect
>Corviknight
Friendship-endured three attacks in my SwSh run, before curbstomping both opponents who had type advantage. Absolute madlad. Best friend you could wish for.
>Jolteon
Love that funny face. Causes non-stop mischief, never stops moving and always knows when something is placed conveniently close to the edge of a table.
>Sylveon
Beloved wife, making use of draining kiss at the most devious moments.
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>>59428155
Think of how high maintenance some large, heavily-furred dogs are already and multiply it by 10,000. that would be what it would be like to bathe and groom and Arcanine. And ye'd need to, because even with the best will in the world, their fur will mat.
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me and my team in the pokemon world



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