No thread for best waifumon? Let's change that!
>>59429622That's a male Gardevoir, just like half of all Gardevoir.
>>59429622I really hope that femanon comes back and shows the hole.
>>59429642Damn, 360 hp? As a kid I thought my wailord ex card with 200 hp was crazy
>>59429675Ex cards in the post-SV era are super tanky. EX Dragon pokemon HP can easily go up to 500.
>>59429675Powercreep+shillmon privelege+ mega bonus
>>59429642Qrd?
>>59429675It's 380, actually.
>>59429709>gets bodied by vikavolt using voltaic energy
>>59429709Damn, that wailord can oneshot the wailord I had
>>59429723artist?
>>59429622There was a thread for the best waifumon earlier today, but the jannies struck it.
>>59429629No one cares fag. Just because the devs were lazy and made them both genders doesnt make her any less female coded.
>>59429622This is a trannymon
>>59429642She was so hot
Flat Gardevoir wife and obscenely busty Kirlia daughter.
>>59432551understandable
>>59430754Can you show me what you guys are talking about?
>>59432586It's gauche to post someone's timestamped pics after the fact. There's a femanon who comes to these threads from time to time and posts softcore nudes. Very cute, seems nice. You can probably find the catbox links in the archived threads.
>>59432607Ok moralfag
>>59432551Wedding bells!
Is it weird to dress your Gardevoir in human clothes?
>>59432672The entire evolutionary line basically has human clothing. Dressing them up is natural.
>>59432586This femanonhttps://jumpshare.com/s/c7YpjMLQX1QeGvog3LWU
Can you not make every thread about this line about a girl? Femanon actually posts on topic unlike you spergs.
>>59432800Would you rather I talk about the house I built for Gardevoir in pokopia with a little rail line so she can get to Ralts/Kirlia and to her job at the konbini?
>>59432811Yes
>>59432814It's a little cramped because I panicked seeing her wandering around and wanted to build a valid house as soon as possible. I've considered building something larger/more elaborate but I'll likely save that for the postgame town since that has more space and more incentive for bigger structures. But she has a luxury bed, a tea set, and a gamer PC. That's all you need in life.
>>59432814>>59432817Sadly we do not have Z-A levels of tea party technology, and even sitting on the garden patio with the umbrella will not coax her to join me.
>>59432819You really should move her out of the trash city. Put her in Palette and give her the Eeveelution tea set mayhaps
>>59432821That's the plan, I just haven't done much of all in Palette Town. I did enough to get some of the blueprints that are locked behind the early levels (I think it was counters in particular) and then left it until I'm at postgame. My girlfriend is way ahead of me so I've had mechanical spoilers on everything, which in some ways takes the fun out of the midgame knowing it'll be way easier if I just wait a few hours.
>>59432837Imo magnemite isn't actually all that much of a game changer besides making roads or replacing walls in a cave. Graveler is still the best for removal of large areas, if you ask me.
>>59432840Biggest thing is that it's nice for being able to build in 3D without needing to make scaffolding for myself. The only thing I've actively put off though is building a big fuckoff volcano where the S. S. Anne crashed. I'm talking a lava plume up to the skybox.
>>59432843I guess. I just find it a hassle to place bricks with unless you're replacing.
>>59430629I always knew Gardevoir wore the pants in the relationship
Has anything happened with gardevoir since the gardevoir poketoon?
Happy ending
>>59435425REKT
>>59435288No, but the Poketoon is enough to feed a generation or two
>>59436482Yeah that's like asking what the playwrights have been up to since Shakespeare. We're set for life.
>>59435288Should have made Mega gardevoir Z for Legends
>>59435425Seems oddly not punished considering what it did.
>>59437510Oh right wasnt that the episode on youtube that a guy canonically fucked and married their gardevoir?
>>59436674They practically did with the mega evolution gardevoir set last year.
>>59437548>fuckedthey made love, that's different
>>59437510>>59437551The sweet Jolly Gardevoir...She is simply terrible in all forms of battlebut she is the cutest
>>59438389It doesn't help she keeps eating qualot berries as often as she can and so her defense EVs are abysmal. No wonder a single Iron Head was enough to KO.
>>59438398She's trying her best!
>>59438410I know that and I love her but that doesn't stop the fact that a single physical steel type move is gonna turn her into a trading card like Yugi's grandpa
>>59437510>>59437551This just doesn't look like an actual Gardevoir to me. It looks like fanart
>>59432607>>59432610Just fag works. Xhe literally said "gauche" jesus christ
>>59437548Sauce?
>>59439929https://youtu.be/1JtuxmEiYl4He gets down on one knee with the jewelry and everything
>>59440030Unspeakably based
gardevoir is not just watching you masturbate, she's reading your mind while you're masturbating
>>59440030>another victim of japanese/thirdworld shoddy roadworkI dont know why they dont just build a bridge instead of those winding roadways with constant blind corners that always get people killed even in anime
>>59440891Even better. She knows im thinking of her.
>>59440030>5:04 "welp I'm off to go commit cultural suicide by not reproducing and letting foreigners replace us :)" I think they died in canon due to the landslide and the last 3 min was whatever fever dream they had before they lost consciousness under the rubble.
>>59440941Its also funny how functional immortality is a thing in the setting. Idk how people can even die anymore when even incomplete fossils can be restored into living pokemon like kabutops and shieldon. Why has the pokemon company never acknowledged this oversight?
>>59429629male gardevoirs are sexier, chud
>gardevoir & trainerBORING + OVERRATED>gardevoir as a part of a large familyI think it would be interesting to see, I wonder why there isn't much of this explored (aside of a tcg card cameo)
>>59432654I'll take both.
>>59440896Those narrow, winding, mountain roads are pretty comfy to walk on. Even the ravine to the right leads down to a comfy pad of rice paddies, which is a perfect way to die when you're lying face down in an ankle-deep puddle after you leap out of the way of a car.
I'll take a Corporate overlord Gardevoir desu
>>59442344>blinds openThat's disappointing. It means she isn't going to try anything.
>>59442759>Thinking you're safeThat's how they get you.Did you forget she's psychic? she could close those blinds at any point with nothing but a thought.Hell, she could just teleport away with you at any moment. Not even HR could save you then.
>>59443042aren't those made out of steel or metal and it hurts her cause she's also a fairy?
>>59443072Gardevoir has both Psychic power and Fairy magic. You are not safe anywhere.
>Gardevoir thread>No SaltyxodiumShame on all of you
SaltyXodium's popularity is proof that the nonexistent standards of Pokemon fans applies to the porn as well.
BIG MEATY GRIPPERS
The food demands of a Gardevoir comes as a shock to many trainers who care for one. In fact most Gardevoir will spend most of their time away eating if possible due to their brain using upwards of 60% of the energy gained from the calories they consume. The high caloric demands tends to lead to them having very slight frames both in the wild and during their battling careers if under the care of a trainer. While their food demands will fall after retiring, your typical Gardevoir will still be quite the glutton and consume roughly 1.8x the food you'd expect a human of the same height and weight to. The fat distribution of most Gardevoir often leads to great shock when they retire from battling and high caloric demand of their psychic abilities is no longer a factor in their day to day life. In fact Gardevoir are only considered to be mature after going through skeletal and muscular changes that result in them no longer needing to support their bodies with their psychic power: during this transformation you may notice widening of the hips and feet to better balance their proportionally large heads, the feet may also take on a more plantigrade position but not quite at the level they were when still a Ralts due to the tendons in the foot and leg shortening drastically after a lifetime of standing on their toes, as such many who care for Gardevoir may opt to provide them with footware such as heels to alleviate some of the stress on the tendons caused by the weight gain. The extra weight many put on after retiring in no way harms their health and will quickly be burned should they return to a more active lifestyle but the skeletal and muscular changes will remain, leading to them being far sturdier in battle and their psychic abilities being enhanced(After they remember how to use them correctly) due to no longer needing to use a significant proportion of their power to stay upright.
>>59444497DO NOT BRING ATTENTION TO THEIR WEIGHTMany of them are self conscious about the changes their bodies are going through and they do not like it. Your Gardevoir loves you and really values your opinion, they my interpret any comments about the changes they're undergoing as disapproval. Be nice to your Gardevoir.
>>59443042I was a fool...
>>59444026There were only 2807 made, I wonder how many of their owners are in this thread.
>>59444497>Tfw no cute gluttonous Garde-waifu
>>59442344The eyes are glowing pink. She's preparing something!
>>59444497>weight gain>high heelsAnon stop, you already sold me on it
>>59447045It's very funny to me how due to weight distribution you really do need to bridal carry the plush to get her anywhere.
>>59447626they knew their audience
You're on the route in the woods. And on the end of that route is a Ralts. You're here to capture her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
>>59448270>her i kill her since i wanted a male ralts for gallade
>>59442091drunk driving at high speeds LARPing as one of those drag racing anime has probably killed more than JP is willing to admit.
>>59448379Due to your failure to capture the female Ralts, the world ends, as you were told. Now nobody can get any Ralts, male or otherwise. You're dead. Everyone is dead. All the Ralts are dead and there will never be any Gallades either. Good job.
>>59448836dialga and arceus in my party save me and rewind time. also they erase those specific gardevoir from existance
Gardevoir is cute.
>>59449229The world ends again because the female Ralts wasn't saved. Rewinding time doesn't change the circumstances that failure to capture the Ralts ends the world.((Also, the scenario never mentioned anything about a Gardevoir, but I assume you mean from the pic that anon posted. Perhaps the intention was that all those Gardevoir were blocking your path to the female Ralts.))
>>59449351then i erase that anon's birth so this scenario never happens.
>>59449381The equivalent of shooting the messenger.
>>59449390>implying i have such morals >:3
>>59449419>Was intended to imply that that it doesn't change the circumstances of what they told you about.
>>59449422no, i'm 95% sure that anon placed the wild ralts there and his gardevoir's creating a black hole to end the world if i don't capture the ralts.
>>59447691Gardoro
Drew this garde
>>59455511Cute art but that Gardevoir doesn't seem very confident despite having such plush thighs and a big butt.
>>59453618Oak deserved it.
>>59455511>"drew"/tracedai slop
>>59456516it's not AI!
>>59455511>Frecklesvery nice, not common on gardevoir fanart
>>59436852There's more of them now.
>>59451997I want to hug this Gardevoir.
>>59458224Yeah, suffer bitch.
So did Gardevoir always have feet or is that something new? I saw a gif of one running in SV and the tip of the leg bent when hitting the ground like an ankle would.
Gardevoir's green nipples
>>59455511Hello, Blueman282.
>>59458756I wish I was as good at drawing Gardevoirs as Blueman!I'm actuallyhttps://x.com/noirchaton4
>>59458740My understanding is she has feet but she's en pointe most of the time
>>59458766Blueman doesn't even draw anymore. He just sits in his discord fiefdom with his gay lover and tells other people what they can and can't draw these days.
>>59458988Hey, he's not gay, it's just that their tulpas are dating
>>59459038and somehow it's even worse than I thought
>>59458766Keep up the good work, man. Love that garde.
>>59458264That's a boy
>>59460390yes, and?
>>59458766didnt ask follow botting retard>>59459871kill yourself samefaggot
>>59456732>t.-ai slop spammer
>>59448836>>59449351>>59449437nta, but I'm pretty sure that's a Slay the Princess reference so the Gardes in the pic aren't actually blocking your way but showing the possible end states of the female Ralts depending on how you interact with her>Due to your failure to capture the female Ralts, the world ends, as you were toldbased on how the game goes. killing the Ralts does not actually end the world. it just turns into a ghost type Kirlia variant>no, i'm 95% sure that anon placed the wild ralts there and his gardevoir's creating a black hole to end the world if i don't capture the ralts.you are the one who ends the world
>>59461274DANGIT. SO NO PSYCHIC/DARK GARDEVOIR GF?
>>59462719just try again in the next loop
>>59462939nah, i think i'm getting a meowscarada gf in the next one >:3
>>59465803Based ribbon scout
>>59465803stupid fairy lettuce
>>59429629Femboy Gardevoir? Fine by me. A hole's a hole.
Is there an archive of this drawfag's art? Aside from the vidya booru of which is missing a-lot of the older artwork of his gardevoirs.
Im hoping palworld doing so well and having so many gardevoir copies means poke company pushes gardevoir even hardermake mega garde y and mega garde z
>>59444236I wonder why that artist's ""art"" is so popular, it's the ugliest shit ive seen
>>59470267>a gardevoir onsen, open to the publicimagine the visitors
>>59471525>>59444236Salty is the reason Gardevoir became popular in the first place.
>>59473579a shitty r34 artist pumped its popularity? and wasnt it r34ed since the beginning? why wasn't it popular then? Or is it a timing thing?
>>59473676also the style is the ugliest shit i've seen
Gardevoir girl WIPhttps://files.catbox.moe/5wcnpt.png
>>59474594I almost never see any on-model fanart of this species it's kinda infuriatingnice sketch tho?
>>59474999Chill lady
Grippers
>>59429629Male Garde on pokegirl is sexy AF
>>59479462What's her grip strength?
>>59455511I was wondering why this style looked so familiar. I like your frog and how you always give Lopunny proper bunny thighs/butt.
I wonder if a hostess club with only gardevoirs as the hostess be popular in the pokemon world
>>59479734Everyone likes to joke about the Gardevoir/Lopunny/etc lineup for degenerate boys but why does nobody make the same joke for girls?
>>59486603please tell me that's a male gardevoir
>>59485092most normroids don't even realize girls can be degenerates. and even if they did, normroids only care about pokemon if they are shilled and there are no degenerate "male" mons that are shilled, while the two "female" degenerate mons you mention have megas (and gardevior is shilled alot even excluding that).
>>59486659i'm trans BTW if that matters
>>59486707It really doesn’t matter
>>59486707>>59486710as long as you're hot* it doesn't matter as long as you're hot
>>59486707It really matters
>>59435425>>59458224so what is the implication hereHate sex and vaporeon has to take care of the kids?Neutered?
>>59482544depending on mood, it might be a mix of creepy or thematic (like those themed restaurants)
Awww they're playing :)
Thoughts on Saltyxodium?
>>59487034is the joke sex or is this your hyperfixation for the next few weeks until something else comes along?
>>59487034Why is this image series still going on?
>>59487460people filling in the gaps with their imagination is a social project or something, even the idea that vaporeon got spayed because of the attack is still kinda up in the airsomeone taking the idea of the two most fuckable pokemon and having them have a domestic depute on this scale is something that is graspable to many people
>>59487173shitty art and artstyle, looks like niggrslop. Horrid proportions and the ugliest shit I've ever seen. Why and how the fuck are they so popular? (They're probably a 3rdworlder too)
>>59487177Nah the story goes as follows>Gardevoir is tripped down stairs by Vaporeon which makes her egg made with her trainer break>Vaporeon eats the yolk like some disgusting animal>Trainer gets to making more eggs with Gardevoir to make her feel better which makes the jealous Vaporeon miserable>Proceeds to try to kill their Ralts
>>59487540he's the greatest gardevoir artistdeal with it
>>59488335Oh fuck offAre you seriously telling me there were no good artists BEFORE that slop came along?
>>59488420Most people had probably never even heard of gardevoir until Salty turned her into a pokewaifu
>>59488857I highly doubt it desu. There has been r34 and gijinka renditions of it ever since it first released, it's not a new thing
>>59488857how come noone tried turning gallade into a husbando? it's because of the bubble butt isn't it?
Why is she so fucking lewd?
>>59490559She just wants a more "private" petting.
love garde
>>59489285I mean it was done? (a long while ago, based off the artist's post)
>>59491449ew, pokemon as humans. AND EW, BUFF GALLADE
Excuse me. I'm looking for a Gardevoir image that I'm pretty sure a drawfag from here made years ago. I believe it was a Mega Gardevoir sitting down with her ass hanging out and talking to her trainer saying her ass isn't that big.I lost the pic when switching to a new computer and haven't been able to find it again. If anyone saved it I'd be quite grateful.
>>59488857>Salty turned Gardevoir into waifumonLol, lmao even
>>59492345unironically this looks better than humanized r34 slop like S**tysodium
>>59492052Hey anon. I tried looking around my hard drives of my favorite shit I saved in the past decade; is this the img based off of your description?
>>59487460Because it got a lot of attention. Twitter artists are slaves to likes and retweets so anything that becomes popular will be exploited until people stop caring about it.
>>59489285It's because women are primarily attracted to the more bestial Pokémon. If it doesn't make sense to picture it with a knot then females probably don't care about it. Faggots tend to be attracted to the more bara types and Gallade isn't built like a fridge.
>>59492606
>>59493044>women are primarily attracted to the more bestial Pokémonany particular reason? I keep seeing "r*mance" novels with the most heinous shit and I can't imagine them actually being into it, unless?..
>>59493190Because they're into it. Simple as that. Straight up bestiality used to be one of the most common things in online literature for women but various sites started cracking down on it which is why all the authors switched to werewolves and similar monstrous creatures; it's the workaround so women can continue reading about getting knotted. Also rape as a theme is extremely common(50 Shades of Grey is extremely rapey and extremely popular with women) as well as one of their most common kinks.
>>59492606Yes! That's exactly it! Thank you so much, anon.
>>59437551Bruh what even is that pic? Wtf is wrong with GF?
Owner of Gardy number 2078 here>>59432796Also the link is down
>>59487034>ralts uses teleport
>>59495220>fails :3
>>59494991Doesn't even look on-model to me, more like fanart despite it being "official media"
>Named Garden Vore>Doesn't consume GardensVery interesting
>>59474594you have autism
>>59496289???
>>59496388You played your part well, anon. I needed that image for plans elsewhere, so I perfectly crafted a post that would see it delivered by you.
>>59496388God the anger this image provokes whenever you post it in most other contexts. Just post it alongside>Gardevoir is an animal btwand you'll summon a horde of people to the thread rushing to defend her sapience and honor
>>59496388canon gardevoir
>>59492606>>59493060Massive Gardebutt...
>>59442344>>59444497>>59444551She asks for a manual report on inflation.
>>59496289should have been a grass type
>>59496388MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!! Is that a fellow GARDEVOIR, on ALL FOURS and grazing like a common BEAST! And why is her rather PROMINANT REAR END so high and her LEGS SPREAD? OH MY! What an UNDIGNIFIED position to be seen in. What will humans think of our SPECIES? Our DIGNITY? Our MYSTIQUE? All GONE in the blink of an eye. No Pokemon species has ever suffered such a crushing HUMILIATION RITUAL What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!
