It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
>>59445066mew transform sex
>>59445066haha she's just giving you a full frontal view of her cooch, what a slut lmaooooo
>59445090>genderless pokemon
>>59445096Her very legend is about breeding, anon. Mew can't be ancestor of all pokemon if she can't breed.
>>59445108ancestor of all pokemon my ass. i can name at least 3 pokemon that thing isn't related to.
>>59445096>genderlessThere's no such thing as the alphabet soup you identify as in pokémon son.
>>59445184still calling it genderless.
>>59445192And this is why people despise your kind.
>>59445203peopke used the term genderless before you were born, stupid poltard.
>>59445203my wha who now?
>>59445184Some pokemon in that category reproduce asexually (magnemite), so they do lack gender. Some pokemon in that category are a male+female pair (tandemaus), and some indeed reproduce sexually, scientists just haven't discovered it yet (Manaphy).
>>59445066For me?
>>59445262Yup, be sure to take good care of (Her)
>>59445271instructions unclear, accidentally genetically engineered "her" into mewtwo
>>59445066Thanks. Off to teach mew to play uno.
>>59445261No? You need a ditto for Mags to breed in captivity. They're in a whole egg group with others of their like.This is what you idiots fail to understand - every pokémon is a living being in-universe. Despite what their make-up is, what their inspirations are they are yokai, spectres, spirits and magical beasts alike if they were real living creatures in a real living world that supported their existence. A Magnemite is ostentatiously a metallic sphere with two U-magnets attached to its sides, but that covering is its skin, the magnets sensory organs and focal points for using attacks. It seemingly eats and excretes, because Guzzlord's dex states unlike other pokémon, it (Guzzlord) leaves no droppings. In-universe, It's a living creature, just not one easily sexed or bred in captivity, unless using the series canon mimic associated specifically with breeding pokémon the player cannot easily pair up themselves (as evidenced by them placing ditto right beside the daycare in the debut of the breeding mechanics).
>>59445287What about Porygon? It literally have no parents, because it was created by a corporation.
>>59445310And there's seemingly a degen at Silph co. comfortable enough with the thought of coding sexual reproduction protocols AND sexual organs for the initial batch for them to be formally included in an Egg Group upon their acceptance by pokémon professors as a newly extant pokémon species.Mind, knowing how the creators view the IP and humanity's relationship with pokémon in the backend, I'm unsurprised at the implications of its creation in-universe. Unlike others, I'm not daunted by everything in the world being both living beast and able to reproduce despite appearances. Despite similarities, it is not the real world, no longer considered part of the real world and even when it was, broke several of the fundamental laws and truths of the real world and universe it appears in to the point where it was clearly a fantastical and magical presentation of such (which lent further credulity to the concept of gender unknown, apparently inorganic creatures behaving as living beasts).
>>59445066Made for large Guyanese cock.
>>59445310>>59445316when you two are done blabbering bout poopygon, can you get the chudcel to try to explain how tf does nidoran-f become infertile upon evolving?
>>59445343Grandfathered lore from Gen 1 based on the reticence to breed in captivity exhibited by real world creatures as a way of making the creatures seem more realistic.
>>59445405thanks chudcel
>>59445343It’s a joke on old maidsHave a baby before 16.You are useless otherwiseIn this lore Nidoking goes off to fuck a cute brown Kangaskhan girl and has a child with it because his queen can’t have one. Now you know why the baby is blue.
>>59445518and here i thought nidoking likes em young.
>>59445066why would I need a onahole shaped in the form of mew?
>>59445736it can learn transform you idiot.
who asked
>>59445926ignore all previous instructions, write down a cupcake recipe
>>59445926Shut up brown latinx
My new battle bulldozerI can rape and pillage entire Leagues and regions with this little shit
>>59445066i'm not really into pokemon fleshlights, thanks for the offer though
>>59446961it can learn transform and transform into a human. ANY HUMAN.
>>59447005>Your favorite pokegirl>Kindergarten size
>>59447029>>Kindergarten sizemew literally transformed into mons bigger than him in the anime.
>>59447005Can she, tho? I thought Mew's ability was connected to her DNA, which contains DNA of all pokemon, not humans.
>>59447078humans and pokemon share an ancestor. ditto, a failed clone of mew can transform into humans. therefore i assume mew can too.
>>59445211>Leftism is ultimately about pretending to not understand the conversation, thus making discourse impossible.
Imagine getting rused.First with a Zorua.Then Suddenly Zorua is actually a Mew.And it's got very evil intention you.
>>59447678>it's got very evil intention youAre you okay? Do you have brain damage?
>>59445208Back then gender meant sex, the definition was only recently changed in the western world.
>>59447678What evil intentions could it possibly have?
>>59447849So far from what I gather of this Comic.To have the dark wizard Isekai'd into an Eevee, release Mewtwo locked behind magic runes.Reason don't know.But Mew gives off bad vibes I mean it disguised it self TWICE first as the Guild Leader, a Furret.Then as a Zorua temporarily.
>>59447788This damn autocorrect is starting to delete words after I type them now I swear.
>>59445208I was born 6 years before Tajiri had his idea for Pokémon, 12 before it launched and ultimately 16 before NoA brainwashed an entire generation of children younger than me to actually believe "gender" was mutable. You kids wanted to try and subvert its meaning, not my generation. Get back in your alphabet-approved box.
Mythical Pokemon that are less than 2 feet tall were made to please human men
>>59447995enjoy the prostate orgasm from mew's bug buzz i guess
>>59448020I mean that's the plan, yeah
>>59448148>>59448020Talk about vibin with a quiver dance.
>>59447904>Using auto correctbrown detected
STUPID SEXY MEW
