Hey guys, did you know that in terms of home protection, Umbreon is possibly the best? Not only do they have yellow glowing rings on their body, meaning they can already intimidate small animals, Umbreon are 3' 03" and mostly covered in black fur, meaning they're more than capable of sneaking up on larger animals and people, and with their impressive defenses and access to Faint Attack, they can easily take an intruder down. But that's not all, they have decent attack to back up their defense, meaning intruders won't stand a chance in hell. It can also be quite adorable during the day, leading to a defense mechanism that can be a defense mechanism when it needs to be. All of these factors combined lead to the the best home defense ever, ensuring you're never in danger at home.
>burglar breaks into my house>umbreon hisses and uses protect>then wish>protects againcan he stall until the cops arrive???
>>59449066what level of autism is this
