Can we have a thread about big pokegirl butts here?
>>59449488The 900th goon thread today. Dont you guy get tired of masturbating?
No, take that shit to >>>/e/, tourist
>>59449491>>59449682I’m a straight white man, so I literally never get tired of ass.
>>59449710You're a tourist, so literally fuck off to a red board if you need your fix
>>59449720I was here before you though
>>59449727Dyschronometria is a known symptom of porn addiction
>>59449491I literally never get tired of masturbating or thinking about attractive women
>>59449491Gooning in the only thing game freak’s slop is good for
>>59449720>Tourist Correct. This corpse of a series isn't good for anything except new goon material. I'll keep posting here THOUGH
>>59449811Digimon has hotter sluts tho
>>59449488I like big asses
>>59449875Size is good but shape and firmness are big factors too.A small round tight ass is better than a pile of cellulite
>>59449888>888Butt trips
>scat bait thread
>>59449888enlightened Clairbro
>>59449488
>>59449491>Dont you guy get tired of masturbating?Not really
>>59449491Dont you get tired of being a whiny puritard?
>>59450779so, let me get this straight, anon. when you see a woman's ass, you think about scat before you think about - pheromones- natural softness/warmth- close proximity to thighs- sexo right beneath - potentially even more sexo with butt itselfyou think of scat. scat is the first thing you think about. ok anon..
>>59452230No one's being a puritan you fucking retard, just that if you want to make porn threads to jack off use any of the red boards instead of spamming porn threads on blue ones. /vp/ is already 90% porn.
>>59452275nobody cares fag just ignore the threads you don't likesave your frustration for when gooners invade normal threads that's when it's really shitshow desu
>>59449488BRAAAAAAAAAAP
best fembussy?
>>59452360Avery. No question
Lillie's hebe ass
>>59449875Catch! Catch! Catch!
>>59449811Breed the bunny.
>>59452253>when you see a woman's ass, you think about scatEveryone thought this
>>59449875>>59452748Why does she wear such short shorts?
>>59452275Cope and indeed seethe tourist Only people that have no substance to their words try to win by banging on about technicalities. >muh blue boardsShove it up your ass this is 4chan
>>59453180>touristI can guarantee i've been on this website longer than you have>win by banging on about technicalitiesWin what? There's no argument being made to win against you fucking schizo retard. You're making up arguments and assumptions about a person that only exists in your head. >Shove it up your ass this is 4chan>calling someone a tourist while outing himself as oneReddit is down the hall and to the left.
>>59452350the poison and the cure
>>59452748I love pokeballs bouncing on big butts!
>>59453473They really need to figure out how to make a Pokéball that doesn't get blocked by a fat ass.
>>59453385>I been here sooo long brah>BUT THE SCHIZOS STILL MAKE ME ANGERYLength of tenure is no indicator of depth of experience, summersausage
>>59453492An incredible self-defense method... They still can't figure it out
>>59452275>just that if you want to make porn threads to jack off use any of the red boards instead of spamming porn threads on blue onesPoint me to a red /vp/ board and I'll go there.
>>59449731i jack off all the time and i have impeccable internal timekeeping. Why shouldnt i be cognizant of my goon sesh durations
>>59454021>>/h/
The ASS girl. Who could even compete??
>>59449491Can't get tired of it if you stretch it out all day instead of little sessions intermittently.
>>59450779There really exist men out here who see a female butt and are immediately disgusted because they've got shit on the brain 24/7? You gonna barf if you see a pussy because of what comes out of it once a month too? >>59452780Never once have I looked at a woman's ass and thought>gross! Poop comes from there! That's a you problem anon.
>>59454263I can handle her
>>59455000>"What a view!">BRAAAAAP>glass shatters inwards instantly killing both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
>>59454263True
>>59453473Natural pokeblockers!
>>59451142
>>59455720The perfect defense
>>59455720Gardeblockers...
>>59454994
>>59455004Hilda is so hot that even her farting like a horse wouldn't make her unattractive.
>>59455987Huge Gardeblockers for pokeballs and losers!
>>59456435Y'know, I always end up losing to Gardevoirs and their pockeblockers. Do you know of a place where you could give me some tips to get past them?
>>59456435>>59456445I want to squeeze a fat-assed Gardevoir.
Did someone say blockers?
>>59456571gyatt
>>59452275https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
>>59456775Nah, not a fan of slave labour plus I've came to this thread 3 times
>>59456777You can't say that without telling us which posts you finished to.
>>59456777lmao after all that complaining?i like you anon, you're honest. genuinely based
>>59456571>>59456861Damn that's some nice trainer butt.
>>59453419SHOVE IT UP YER ASS YE DRAFTY CUNT
Since when did /vp/ allow threads like this
>>59457611Gloria can squeeze a draft out of her cunt on my face any time
>>59450779brapposters proved you basically right btw
love 'er
>>59457633If you really loved her you wouldn't post slop of her, but human made art of her ass.
Finally, a good thread.
>>59457623YA STEWPIT CUNT, YE OUGHT BE CAREFUL WHAT YE WISH FER. BRAVER LADS THAN YE HAE TRIED AN' WOUND UP SURPASSIN' THE POKÉCENTER'S LIMIT O' FREE CARE, YE KEN? >>59457624THE ONLY SHITE I'M SEEIN' IN THIS THREAD IS THE STUPID BULLSHITE COMIN' OOT YER MOUTH, ANON.
>>59455987Anyone else love Gardeblockers?
Imagine the braps............
>>59457862Absolutely
>>59457878Have you ever struggled to get past them before? My Pokeballs just keep bouncing off them...
>>59457877anon i've been a brapfag my entire life and even im disappointed in you. this has nothing to do with pokegirls. you should at least brap post with dignity..
>>59457882>>59457878>>59457862also, am i schizoing out or is the gardevoir bro just talking to themself in the corner???
>>59457894Nope. Just seeing if there's any like-minded enjoyers of Gardeblockers about like earlier in the thread.
>>59457902fair enough lmaojust don't forget to take your gard to the beach this summer
>>59457882Struggling is pretty normal! It's hard to get through when they're that big.
>>59457920That's good to hear... do you have any tips for getting past them yourself?
>>59454263That zebstrika is SO lucky.
>>59457924I've just accepted that there's no getting through that kind of defense! They're simply too big.
>>59458079No wonder her asshole looks like that.
>>59457924Her Gardeblockers are just filtering you out, silly Gardebro~
>>59457924i've heard the only way to get past them is to take it on in a dynamax battle but i never get the chance to dynamax my own pokemon, those gardeblockers suddenly become a BIGGER problem...
>>59457927I know, right?
>>59459052No wonder Hilda's earned that reputation because what else are you gonna think when she keeps posing with her Zebstrika like that? Not that I'm complaining mind you! It'd make for one hell of a spectacle.
>>59459090she looks like she gives zebstrikas rimjobs
>>59459124Do you really think she's the kinda gal to do that sorta thing? She's supposed to be getting a boyfriend and stuff y'know, not doing that weirdo stuff.
>>59459201I have seen footage that proves otherwise.
>>59459124And Scolipedes!
>>59459221What kind of sicko do you think Hilda is? Filming her criminal acts like that? Absolutely unthinkable. She just leads a very busy life is all and definitely not a trainer with too much time on her hands.
>>59459232>>59459201Average off model scolipede art be like
>>59459221you can't say that without posting it
>>59459244That doesn't change the fact that she's a trainer who's VERY attentive to the needs of her Pokemon...https://files.catbox.moe/bmgi62.mp4
>>59459257Well. I guess the proof is in the pudding. I guess it must be a care thing! I think. Well, you do you Hilda! And uh, good job on keeping your zebstrika cleaned I guess. Still is it REALLY necessary...?
>>59459267Hilda heard from Kitt that it's the best way to show any Pokemon that walks on 4 hooves that you care. I assure you it's a common standard across the Pokemon world!https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1602/398d63a129d24c1c0d032e71053b2f3d.jpeg
>>59459278Whaaat? A common standard? I hardly believe that something that requires the complete abandonment of common decency (and morals) would be such a popular activity. I've never heard of anyone doing that stuff before even if they apparently self identify with a pretty nice tat too. Guess it just goes to show what I really know about pokemon.
>>59459311Yep, it's a lot to take in for any new trainer. If you'd like, I could tell you all about these raising methods trainers are using with their 'mons and Hilda's especially eccentric private life so we could clear all your discord regarding this subject matter?
What are you guys saying??!! I know Hilda has a MASSIVE ass, but we shouldn't assume only her Pokemon can get past those asscheeks...
>>59459663Who says it's just *her* pokemon? There's a lot of wild pokemon out on those routes y'know. Wilderness that can stretch out for days if you're on foot..
>>59459257Hard to believe she filmed this while she had a boyfriend. They still haven't even kissed yet. But she lost to the stupid trainer brat who had a Zebstrika and instead of money, he demanded a 'cleaning'. Well, she didn't realize the brat switched his Zebstrika out with a wild breeder bull one before the cleaning, so now she's...you know...on a super addictive horse d*nut and she doesn't even realize it's hypnotizing her. She's gonna go back for seconds. I think it's gonna sit on her face this time. Still, I can't believe even top trainers can totally lose to that kinda thing.
>pokegirl ass thread>look inside>weird cuck porn discussion
>>59459918Hilda fags are deranged
jannies can tolerate horse analingus ntr cuck bullshitery in a thread about pokegirls but god forbid there be a thread about giant pokegirls jesus fuck think of the kids pplleeaasseeeabsolutely never beating the allegations
>>59460202The difference is you're a faggot about it
>>59460202So THAT'S why she wins contests all the time! The judges must be very happy to see her
>>59460202>actually scatpig artist
>>59459749The fart alt of this image is way better.
>>59461211>Fart Fag
>>59461116ok so like. i know artist does fartfaggery but. scat?? like. actual scat?? you're joking right?? i dont really look at their shit (pun intended) that often
>>59461427oh god i censored the condom but not the nips im fucked goodbye gentlemen
>>59461427quick before im murdered here's one that wont get murked brapfags ur alrighthorsefuckers im sry for lashing out on youpurist cunt ur still coolgardeblockers im sorry i doubted youmay we all be united in the love of ass xoxo
well that was fucking embarrassing
>>59454263Shh... She's trying to catch a Pokémon!
Unova!
Abandon thread, slop poster has arrived
>>59464435Where are these boys headed?
>>59464435more like POOnova hahawhich one do you think takes the biggest dookies
Remember when Moot told us to turn down the NSFW content or risk the board getting deleted?Upon retrospect he should’ve shitcanned the board instead of giving us a choice, now we’re in a situation where the’s a good chance 4chan could get Paheal’d.
>>59465257Moot was a retard and I don't want to hear moral policing from someone who was personally in close contact with Epstein.
>>59461427Artist has a feeder fetish where you'll stumble upon alts on pixiv where they use someone as a human toilet.Also their mascot is a literal tranny
>>59465257>taking that literal who seriously He purpose ruined /v/ by being one sided and making it Famiboards After Dark, now im apparently ACpedo/Eric/SexGenie/whoever fuck for any wrongthink.Same guy that originally deleted a /pol/ precursor board only to bring that back and created /lgbt/ on the recommendation of Marnie's biggest fan.
>>59465124Hilda obviously
