Look, I could play coy here in the thread opener but I'd rather get straight to the point: I want to put my penis inside of this fish. *Very* badly. Obsessively. She is a very pretty fish, a very cute and *good* fish, and a nice one, and also a smart strong and lovely one --- her presence makes my body seize up and pay attention, my nerves tense, tingle and jump. She makes my heart bum-bum like a drum, and I crave the feel of her hot breath and the sensation of her carnal touch.....DESPERATELY.MY HEART SINGS AND SCREAMS ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN PLEADING WITH THE GODS THAT I MAY ENTWINE MY SOUL WITH THAT OF THIS FISH.
>>59462262Dnr but built for Gyarados fishpussy
>>59462262Anyone got that Lapras image? You know the one. Image browsers a shit and I'm dumb.
>>59462262all pokemon were made for marriage ALL pokemon
>>59462611i'm not marrying trubbish grimer or zubat
>>59462611>>59462662*Most Pokemon
>>59462662there's absolutely someone who would
>>59462662what's wrong with zubat?
>>59462262She is based on a Hagfish so if you tried to sex she would suffocate you with tonnes of snot like Slime and swim away as you died
>>59463098i deserve that
>>59462662/vp/ poster comes out as not a pedophile, many shocked
Your relationship with your pokmon creature should be platonic, and not one that abuses trust like that.
>>59462262You only like her because she suddenly got beautiful
>>59463106Tell that to my insatiable Salazzle. I read online that they can die if they don't get stimulation at least once every 8 hours.
>>59462597
>>59463112Yes, and?
>>59463104i'd marry a riolu
>>59463085the bat sounds
They forced me to marry this one.
>>59463104Mhm at least go for a mature crobat
>>59463098Oarfish.Not Hagfish.That's the Tynamo line.
>>59463218she is an eel, however
>>59463218Tynamo lines are lampreys...lol, how is it pokefags know absolutely nothing about animals
>>59463295The mega adds in some hagfish with the slime arms
>>59462611I get the feeling you don't mean this one. Good. Fucking imagine that, actually.>we now pronounce you man and giant floating anchorWhere would you even kiss?
>>59463315they're the same nigga
>>59463327Are you new to the internet, or something? You can find on-model lewds of Dhelmise on e621 right now.
>Yeah I'd marry this stinky squid that apparently has mind control powers.Pokemon aren't real and that's a good thing.
Actually, it seems frank that the abuse of a critter's trust and admiration is the furthest thing from "based", if you ask me.
Kiss the fish
>>59462262Male and boisterous Milotic coiling around and dominating a shy, demure female Gyarados.
