You’re preordering right?
>>59465550Im prepirating
No, because I am not a goy (symbolically speaking).
>>59465550I have never preordered a video game and have no intention of changing that now
>>59465550i DON'T "Preorder" i physically go outside and buy stuff unlike you mentally ill internet addicts
>>59465596Physically going to a game store and preordering the game there exists retard.
>>59465550Yeah because otherwise I'll probably forget
>>59465602Unlike you terminally online losers i go buy stuff on day one lol
Shan’t be
>>59465550I'm not buying or playing this slop at all.
>>59465550Yeah of course, with amazing preorder incentives such as... x20 quick balls you'd have to be crazy to not preorder!
>>59465550i'm not even buying them let alone preordering
yes i am, and while everyone here is talking about how this is the worst pokemon game and how gamefreak have gone too far I will be catching some pokemon, taking on some gym leaders, then beating the elite four as i have done since red/blue.
>>59466937Please ban this poster, we hate Pokemon here.
>>59465578Can we, though?
>>59465550I usually just buy it used from GameStp a week after the game comes out.
>>59466937>while everyone elae here is talking about how this food has mold I will be eating the mold and some shit too while I'm at it
>>59467555Where would sharties be without their scat fetishes
>>59466937There's no way it can be worse than SV. Come on.
>>59465550If they'll be trash like the last 4 generations i wont bother playing it
>Another boring Switch Pokemon title where you run around an empty barren landscape with Pokemon running around in circlesIs this really al Gamefreak is capable of?>inb4 you have a time machine?yes, I do.
>>59465550Lmao fuck no
>>59465550No, rule of thumb is to never pre order unless the gifts are good.Second, I don't think I'm buying a switch 2.
>>59467721>run around an empty barren landscapeyou can't run on the ocean.
>>59465550I normally get it from the nintendo store because you get stupid little bonus merch for free, I got a weird little hand towel for buying splatoon. That's kinda neat. I remember getting a couple of badges for buying BDSP, its nice to have the little extras. I'm curious what merch you will get for free.
>>59466937Based and chad.
>>59466952no kek
>>59467820Paradox Suicune can.
>>59465578Im precipitating
>>59465550Never ever preorder stuff
>>59465550>Pokemon Winds and Waves is based on SEAYeah ill pass on PAGPAG land
>>59465550I live in America. Other countries get cool pre-order bonuses but our pre-order bonus is probably going to be tetanus, so no I don't know why I would
>>59465550i'd rather spend the money on furry porn artists.
>>59468889True Tiny Kong hentai isn't gonna draw itself
>>59468894>hentai
you were gonna do that anyway
>>59466937this but im getting opposite versions with my gf so we can play it together cozy-style
>>59465550>WiWakill yourself
>>59465550WiWa have the potential to correct at least some of SV's and SwSh's mistakes and be as enjoyable as SM and XY maybe even ORAS.The male and female protagonist designs (the girl looks like adult chicken) look much better than SV's designs.>preorderI don't do it for any games. It's stupid. What if you find out the game is trash afterwarda? In Pokemon's case I need at least one year of knowledge whay people think about it and maybe gameplay footage.
>>59465550>preordering>delayed because fuck you>we STILL dont know shit about the new stuff
FIRST I gotta know how many of my favorites got in
>>59465550I don't own a Switch 2 and I don't intend to ever own one. The only game that could maybe get me to buy one on like a black friday sale for half off or something would be a new 2D metroid at a 60 USD price tag.Pokemon? Dead franchise, I've realized that it was always dogshit and there's no point in wasting money on a system for a shitty pair of low-effort cash grabs.
>>59469718See you tomorrow.
>>59469721>You post on /vp/ you must buy all the games!Last pokemon game I ever paid for was Heartgold, and I got that shit secondhand from gamestop before the prices went through the roof for about 30 bucks. I have zero reason to pay for Nintendo products in the big 26. Besides, Tabletop RPGs > Vrpgs no diff. I'd rather wrangle my friends and play Pokerole 3.0 than play whatever slop nintendo shat out.
>>59469740Happy for you. See you tomorrow.
>>59465550nigga i dont even have a switch 2
>>59468836>Pomeranian>sea thank you indiatoday.com
>>59469424I was
>>59465550No sword sucked why would i ever buy a pokemon game again
>>59465550lol
No I'm just making the games I want, don't need game freak anymore
>>59465550Literally who bought the Switch 2? This game has to be fantastic for me to even consider getting one.
>>59465550>WiWafriendly reminder that if you say this, you must also say>ScVi>SwSh>SuMo
>>59470428This shit. $500 buy in for two pikachus dressed like a middle-aged couple
>>59470734swsh is the correct way to say it tho
Yup and I’ll be buying a switch 2 for it
Yeah I'll pre-order, you're on the wrong board to assume otherwise
>>59471948We hate Pokémon here newfriend
>>59470734Swsh (swish) scarvio, sumo, DiaPer
I can't wait for Pokemon WiWa. WiWa will be great.People are going to really love WiWa.WiWa will win GoTYOldschool fans will flock to WiWaWiWa will change everyone's opinion on Pokemon foreverI'm excited for WiWa
>>59466937>Implying there will be gym leaders
>>59472243if WiWa has bipedal starters I'll sue Gayfreak
>>59472306would you rather the bird grow two more legs??
>>59467705You severely underestimate how retarded the resident doomfags are on this board. For them, not only can it be worse, it will and it has to be.
>>59465578>prepirating>when theres no switch 2 hack anywhere in sight
>>59465550No. I pirated all the Pokemon games on Switch, but since that's not possible, I'll just buy it used
Don't worry kids, they're absolutely going to release a poverty-tier priced, kid friendly version of the Switch 2 for ye all to play the new games on.I know so many of yis "won't" play because a Switch 2 is too expensive for ye currently, but Nintendo are thinking of you.
