"Palworld... on the Front Page?? But HOW?" I can hear you whispering to yourself.Well I'll tell you how it happened. A Pokémon thread died for this to happen. It was mindless violence. >>59467644 may have had 0 replies, but that just meant it had infinite potential. Potential that will never come again after today.Look at me with Dugtrio's ancient, angry eyes. See your thread lying on the ground next to Golbat, wings folded for the last time. But our Battle Revolution begins here. On the Front Page.
Sir, this is Wendy's
>>59469895If you guys aren't going to support this game then I don't even know why I'm playing it *snort*
>>59469900Indifference is the ultimate cruelty. You left that thread to die. One reply could have saved it, and yourself.
This is a Palchad board now, pokesissies need to go back to their containment thread
>>59469914Yes this is The 0utsyder, you know you love to see 0utsyder khantent WOOO YEAH!
>paltards would rather spam here with why palwank is so good, rather than ACTUALLY play palwank
>>59470127Jannies from /v/(obvious /pol/faggery and industry plants) and /vg/(gachafags that made it into jannyhood) are DESPERATELY trying to somehow banish that game's discussion /here/.They seemingly can't comprehend that it would mean all Digimon and the like would have to come /here/ too including the upcoming Tencent funded gachaslops.
>People complain that Scarlet and Violet looks bad, has an empty world with nothing to do and the mons have jank overwold AI>People praise Palword for looking bad, having an empty world with nothing to do and the mons having jank overworld AII feel like I'm going insane
>>59470127>300k+ people playing Palworld right nowSeems like they do play the game
>>59470285>looks bad, has an empty world with nothing to doLook at BotW. Anime open world slop born of a cursed amalgamation of Bethesda and Ubisoft.The bar is extremely low for acceptable. S/V undershot even that so massively it'll go down in history.Don't move goalposts to levels Nintendo never lived up to.
>>59470285Palworld's Open World is 10x more fun to explore than SV's
>>59469895Is this that Pokemon with guns thing?
>>59470285Pokemon is the biggest multimedia franchise in the world; half (or possibly more) of Palworld's success just comes from the desire to stick it to the man.That being said, if you think Palworld's graphics look even remotely as bad as SV's, you're just plain fucking deranged.
>notice me senpaiPalfags are palthetic
>>594704261) It's funny to see how upset you get2) Id be willing to bet most Palworld fans were at one point Pokemon fans lmao.
>>59470435Yes, retards usually clap their hands and laugh when they know they're doing something stupid.
>>59470436It's even funnier the 2nd time
>>59470440Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of playing Pokemon games
>>59470444I bet you bought all the DLC like a good goy
>>59470285Wow its just like SV!
>>59470451Yes. Continue being mad.
>Mutliple Palworld still alive and not deletedWhat?
>>59470467This is a Palworld board
>>59470285palworld's open world is full of shit to do
>>59470489>palworld is full of shitJust like its fans
>>594704673 Pokémon threads could have been saved if you only bumped them.You killed them with your inaction.
>>59469895>off-topic shitJanny faggot subhuman do your work, cringe faggot.
>>59470467The jannies are plotting to throw Palword /here/ because it hurts both their Westoid AAA shilling on /v/ and the gacha shilling on /vg/.I for one welcome you my brothers and must inquire about your opinions on the fuckableness of Pokemon's distant cousins.
>>59470467palworld is a cultural phenomenon
I feel like there is a lot to be learned from all this.
>>59470911VEGETA LOOK OUT!
>>59470844For me, it's Lamball x Muck.
>>59470911My Fuarkin Heroine
>>59470452Maybe my zooming through the world tree on eidrolon was a mistake...
>>59471219Tch, to think I owe you my life a second time....Careful kakarot. She's somehow able to freely use the same energy as lord Beerus. One hit and you'll be dead.
>>59470230Personally I approve of /vmon/It's blatantly obvious that Pokemon can't sustain a board by itself anymore, it's a waste.
>>59470293>>59470321>>59470419He doesn't actually care.
>>59470509You really are reaching.
>>59471850It's a reach that you should even be here.
>>59471252Kek
>>59470801The moment WiWa drop the board will get an influx of Poketourists. So Paltrolls, and resident pokeschizos will get some competition
>>59472075Thankfully that will be short lived, graphics can't save the fundamental flaw Pokemon has and that is no one plays the games for more than a few days. Player count will last long enough anymore either since Injecting is dead.
>>59472160>>59472075We'll see if WiWa is actually fun to play or not. Hopefully oboromi or similar works by then so I can at least see if it's worth the money or not
>>59472160There's still over a year before release. Which means gamefreak have over a year of claude fable usage to make the game not suck
>>59472168>pocketpair shill thinks gamefreak will use anything that makes their game not jankyIt will have gamefreak jankand pokefans would love it.Jank is soul. Palfags won't get it.
>>59471883>no uBrown.
>>59472175Looking like shit, playing like shit, having shit writing, and most importantly being completely boring isn't soul. AI slop would unironically be preferable to SV, SwSh, etc
>>59472187Why do you think Pokemon still sells like hotcakes? They're not catering to animefags like you, they're catering to Pokefags.
Palworld? Rules.POKEMON? Drools...
>>59472187>he says, while propping up yet another boring base building survival game whose only innovation in the past 15 years has been adding knockoff Pokemon to it
>>59472528>Gets completely destroyed and mogged by a boring base building survival game whose only innovation is adding knockoff Pokemon Pokemon really broke through the bottom of the barrel then kek
PalGOD hereDid they ever do anything with Mewtwo after the movie or did they forget about himAll I know about the anime is that Ash stops jobbing at some point
>>59470801TJD can't come soon enough
>>59472533>it's shit but at least it's better than PokemonWhat a weird thing to say about a game you could have been playing for the past two years but no one did.
>>59472592I did, lots of people did. Record amounts of people did. Cope harder.
>>59472597>I-I did! A lot of people did! We just didn't speak up until 1.0!Sure buddy.
>>59472600>hit a peak of 2 million players in 2024>1.0 hit a peak of ~900k>nobody plays the game!Nice try flog
>>59472642>the game peaked when it first launched>1.0 release didn't even get half of thatNot a good sign
>>59472649>30 million copies sold
/vp/- pokemon?? Pssshh. More like vidya-Pals
>>59472679That means nothing when nobody's playing it
>>5947267970% of these come from China.
>>59472718This cope again kek
>>59472733You just said that not even 1/30th of the people who own it are playing it. Make up your mind.
>record breaking concurrent players >exceeds 40 million lifetime players>literally no one plays it!Same tired old arguments
>>59472764China doesn't count.
>>59472764Why are palfags so disingenuous
>600k in game right now>literally no one plays this game!
>>59472819>whataboutismFace it, Palworld is just shiny new toy syndrome. The daily peaks being lower by the day already proves it.
Please guys Palworld is a flop, you just have to believe me! (And make sure you pre-order WeeWaahh and buy a Switch 2 just for that too)
>>59472846Don't have a melty little palfag, maybe one day Palworld will be one of the popular kids too
>>59472819>DiscordKill yourself troon.
Palworld Won
but does palworld have hot delphox, meowscarada, lucario, gallare and absol knockoffs? and do they have a lot of(non ai slop) porn?
>gallaregallade*
I think the biggest problem with Pokemon is that they are inherently lazy. Any industrial-minded Poke-businessman would gladly "fire" the uncoordinated pocket creatures loitering in his factory for twice that number in Pals, paid (in food) at a fraction of the cost.
>>59472976the cutest mon in any creature collector, I fucking love her
>>59470467Palworld has CONQUERED the (disillusioned with pokemon) hearts of the moderation team + jannies... with LOVE and FUN.
>>59474682...And LOVE always wins.
>>59473313It's literally top 3 of the monster catchers now on e6.7.5K and climbing.So yes. And in just 2 years too.
>>59469895holy shit lmao
>In Pokemon, humans and pokemon are actually aliens>In Palworld, the world is trying to stop an alien invasionSo, logically, in a potential crossover the story would be about Pokemon trying to conquer Palworld.
https://youtu.be/xIu3jqWJAK8?si=nwoZwLEa7mkiD6Qi
>>59472837you said this before multiple times in the past few years and still continue to get proved wrong.
>>59472837>Just another 2 years for it to stop being the shiny new toy
>>59472837>two weeks
>>59469895pasta potential.
>>59474682>>59474683based macro kino
How will we stop the mass suicide of /vp/ when the lawsuit verdict comes out in November?
>"If I keep saying Palworld won then it will come true"
>>59476600>Palworld woncorrect!!
>>59476667trvvvvvvvvvvvvve
>>59477333>Sekhmet ignisNow this I wanna see
there are three possible outcomes:>1. palworld kills pokemon (unlikely but somehow not impossible at this point)>2. worst case scenario: nothing happens, modern pokemon continues to be shit>3. best case scenario: palworld saves pokemon. tpc/game freak realizes they're getting blown the fuck out by a game that's parodying them and they step up their game to make pokemon good again, while palworld continues to exist and receive updates (this is extremely unlikely but god i want this to happen)
>>59477368I misread the first one as "palworld kisses pokemon (UNLIKELY!!!)"
>>59477482
Since this is already OTBros, GF made another shit game...I fear for gen 10...>>744533904
>>59477368pokemon is breaking records so I don't see why they would need to do some huge step up
>>59477510Oh fuck, i messed up the link>>>/v/744533904
>>59469895CHADworld sama, i kneel
>>59477511Star Wars was breaking records, until it wasn't. If you deliver a bad product to your fans enough, they stop buying your product, and you need to work extra hard to win them back.
>>59477828They are deliver a bad product since first gen, lol Pokemon is just pikachu charizard merch>>59477368The number 2 is the most realistic
>>59477368>game to make pokemon good again, Pokemon never was good sorry, Palworld did better and more fun game than any Pokemon game
>>59477828well yeah, if we imagine a scenario where pokemons sales drop for gen 10 they might have to think more about that
>>59469895ummmmmmmm
>>59478210the pokemon anime sissy kneels to the pokemon TCGODone exists to be played by dinosaurs stuck with a bad autochessthe other exists to force doordash rejects into trampling and mauling each other at Walmart
They are really copying the stubby base design alot
>>59477828the diffrence star wars didnt get a big tcg and lots of plushies and massive merchandise especially in japan the most consoomers, there is not main game this year and already see they getting another record
>>59469895Ok that last line is genuinely funny
>>59477838what are you doing here
>>59477368There's actually only one possible outcome and I'll give you a hint, it's not 1 or 3In addition everyone will keep buying it anyway, including all of the normgroid cattle who think they've "moved on" to Palworld because the reality is the reason they bought into Palworld is the same reason they'll buy into Winds and Waves regardless of how shitty it is, it will be the "thing" of the moment when it comes out and they want to fit into the crowd. They'll convince themselves with something like "I'm just seeing if it's any good or not" but by the moment they bought it anyway the damage is done. This will continue until morale improves.
Some facts we learned from the lawsuit for those unaware:>Pokemon go to Jupiter to get more stupider.>Pals go to college to get more knowledge.
>>59477368If you actually played Palworld you would know it's 2.Pals don't evolve which really hurts their appeal so 1 is impossible.3 is also impossible because there's nothing for Pokemon to learn from Palworld. Pokemon is not going to become a base builder obviously. The interactions with Pals aren't very different from what Pokemon does already, what you actually want are better animations, and people have pestered Game Freak about animations for ages now so that's not anything new either. I bet WiWa is going to change a few animations and clowns will go "See Palworld did influence the game" when WiWa is going to play 99% like SV.So nothing's going to happen.
So we can just talk about any monster catching game on here now? It's been days and even the shitpost palworld thread stays.
>>59480365>99% like SVThere's no way, SV really broke through the bottomr of the barrel and next to unplayable
>>59480644Like i said, someone push to turn /vp/ into Virtual Pet board
>>59480766yeah, i'm 45% sure people would talk only about dating sims if that ever happened.
>>59480989So palworld would still be allowed
>>59481030whatever makes your pp hard i guess
>>59480365>Pals don't evolve which really hurts their appealit makes it a lot better because it doesn't mean 66% of pals are evolution fodder that are just other sprites of the same creature, evolution isn't really a fundamental aspect of pokemon at all
>>59481352Evolution is part of the power fantasy. Your monsters evolve into more powerful monsters. The most popular pokemon all evolve, rarely is a pokemon without an evolution popular.
>>59481384nah I don't want my cute dog turning into some gay bara
>>59472642>only 8% of players actually beat the gameExplain this Palfags.
>>59481385i want your dog to turn into a gay bara so i'm stealing your everstone >:3
>>59481384This is only a Japanese fantasy.
>>59481395I run evolite so they don't get knocked out in 1 hit and can tank more hits than most evos and use B, better luck next game when the remove that feature.
>>59481392that was added just a month ago, so 8.7% is a very good ratio since it's counting all the players throughout those two years of early access
>>59481392It's a very common phenomenon with all Steam games believe it or not.
>>59469895Yes
>>59473313
>>59481449Correct sleeping posture.
>>59481384You don't need evolution for that power fantasy.
>>59481466Golurk on suicide watch.
>>59481466>You don't need evolution for that power fantasy.Yeah, I do.It would be more satisfying if I had a little monster that turned into that.
>>59481449ugly. looks like a shiny braixen with lopunny ears if it lit itself on fire using chemicals.
>>59480644>It's been days and even the shitpost palworld thread stays.These Plagworld generals only stay alive by paljeets trying to provoke a reaction through ESL statements like >>59477838Jannies do seem to allow them to have multiple generals at the time, just like it happens at /v/
>>59481484I prefer the power fantasy that your cute mon can destory anything if you work hard enough. We all have seen many times that first and mid evolution get shove into the trash because of the final form exist, all those mon design ignored.
>>59481522>she doesn't livingdex
Palworld>203 species + 84 variants, for a total of 287, all of which are dependable, have their own niches and can be minmaxxedThe average Pokemon game>26 final evolutions or single-stage species, 60 evo fodder, 10 variants of older designs, 80% of the dex is worthless and redundant
>>59481466Kind of a shame that Dualith and Skutlass show that PP can make fantastic designs but they're drowned out in waifumons.
>>59481537No one called Pokemon redundant until Palworld came out. Fuck off with this meme.
>>59481695Not him but tell that to Flygon and her entire existence
>>59481719>her
>>59481695Where the hell have you been? Pokémon have been called redundant since fucking gen 2. Only leh 151 from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOO, the eternal shillmons, the VGC stars like BaraTiger/Ape/Bear trio, and the pokemon who got golden parachute supa saiyan megs forms matter to normroids. Everything else is consistently considered expendable fodder especially after Dexit explicitly told people that was the case >
>>59481752>/vp/ brainrotDidn't read.Too many fucking subhumans like you discussing monster catching games.
Why won't mod delete this Give all the pal fuckers a containment thread or a board, and tell them to leave us to our misery
>>59481470>golurkwho
>>59481756>buzzworddidn't readtoo many fucking subhumans like you shilling for game freak
>>59481826>you have to be a fucking retard like me or you're a heckin Gamefreak chud!!!!!!No.
>>59481756>>59481826you two should kiss
>>59481695the babymons have been called redundant since they were addedand everyone was complaining floragato was better than meowscarada, same with braixen being over delphox, but those designs are "wasted" since they are mid forms
Why are you guys discussing Pokémon in the Palworld thread?This is very disrespectful...
>>59481796This is a Palchad board. Pokesissies can fuck off to their containment thread.
>>59481930>>59481931You are falling for your own gaslight bro
>>59469895We need to convert /vp/ into /vmon/The /vrpg/ general isn't enough
>>59470467ABIB enjoyed Palworld He's hoping it gets a Switch port so he can have people at the Famitsu general shill the game when it keeps topping charts
>>59482358Am I the only one that hates mags like famitsu
>>59482406No, but there's only 2 of us I'm afraid.
>>59470801>faggot subhumanthat's what you are, stop projecting
No Pocketpair employee has been caught filming trannies in bathrooms btw
>>59484353Palworld keeps winning.
>>59486149>>59484353pocketpair offices are a safe space for trannies
>>59486154>ITT: Shit I made the fuck up
>>59486159I don't see pocket pair making them feel unsafe
>>59484353To be fair, Pocketpair doesn't have an office in America.
Unironically this board should be a Mons Game board.
>>59481449Fire feet is a very lazy way to avoid having to model toes, but she cute anyway
>>59486166I don't see pocket pair employees actually jerking off to hidden cam tranny bathroom scat either.
>>59486218Palshart confirmed for safe horny
>>59486194>pov: you're Charizard
>>59486194That shit is LACED with drugs! Do NOT consume it!
>>59486174>a Mons Game board.Vgh, I can already imagine the pieces. Palworld can be the King (like in Chess!), Pokemon can be the diaper, SMT can be a gun, Dragonquest could be a smaller-than-normal Vegeta, etc.
>>59488101Gokubro btw
Notice how palworldtrannies can't just play their gameThey only pretend to care about it to use it as bait against pokemon
>>59490355Underage b&
>>59490355I have not noticed this.
PalCHADS are /WE/ buying Pokemon WiWa??? If we don't Gamefreak might DIE and I don't want them to die I want to KILL them personally.
>>59490422I don't own a switch 2 and probably never will so No.
>>59490422>buying shitendo shitchLol
>>59490355I’ve never played palworld but bought the game and am buying 7 now sealed boxes of their cards to save for the future cuz I hope they rape gamefreak financially for what they’ve done to Pokémon fans over the years. I will buy all palworld merch no matter what it is because it might hurt gamefreak and their sinful existence.
Imagine fighting over which multimillion/billion dollar company is better and imagine doing it for free.You're all fucking pathetic.
>>59490546You know not what is coming.
>>59490422i pirate one.or play it by borrowing my friend's wife's switch 2 just for the experience. boom i stole $70 from gamefreak
Palworld is made by a starving chinese team living off of instant noodlesPeople don't like PalworldPeople just want gamefreak to start acting like the trillion dollar company they areJust hire like 4-5 more artists and 4-5 more non-japanese programmers
>>59490622>Just hire like 4-5 more artists and That's like adding more termites on a wooden ship to stop it from sinking. The problem isn't the number of employees, Game freak as a whole is just rotten. They're nothing by lazy smut writing hacks who are carried entirely by Nintendo and Creatures. >4-5 more non-japanese programmersthat would DEI which this board and El*n sandbox say are badand anyway they did that with Jame's turner and Pokekikes are still having a tantrum over his existence because of an ice cream cone.
>>59490885>smut writingGet over it already Typhlosiontroon, everyone else has.
>>59491379>seethes at her pimp being called out Game freak doesn’t love you, they love your shekels
>>59491385I don't worship Game Freak you fucking idiot. I hate retards like you that think the only options are worship or schizophrenic hatred. You deify Game Freak far more than I do.
>>59491400>1 agora has been deposited into your Nintendo account
>>59491400Name 1 thing wrong with worshiping Gamefreak.
palniggers tongue my anus
>>59469895Someone sell me on this game. I like battling with and/or alongside creatures in games like Pokémon, SMT, Dragon Quest Monsters, etc. However, I despise survival crafting games as a genre with a passion and want to have at least some tangible degree of story and lore to discover. Will I still like it?
>>59493009No
>>59493009a good chunk of the game will be spent at your base managing pals to build equipment for you and farming resources, so if you don't like that you won't enjoy the gamethere is some "lore" but its in optional tablets you find across the world and can largely be ignored. the story is simply "get the keys to go to the final boss and beat it", there are npc quests but they are all pretty simpleI did enjoy my time with it but I can understand it might not be what everyone is looking for in a creature collecting game
>>59493009Unfortunately no, there's barely any meaningful lore. It's simply Monster Collector + Survival / Crafting combination
>>59471252Why does goku look like quasimodo with the hunchback? Fucking Toyotaro fucking up the art once again
>>59469895lmao holy fuck based
>>59493343why is this overrated tranny being praised by palfags?
>>59493537Why do you pretend to be intelligent?
>>59493032>Pokemon getting mogged and clowned on by something with barely any loreHow embarassing
>>59494248the same reason you pretend to like palshit, for (you)'s
>>59493537Incorrect, if Venusa was a tranny you would be trying to film it pissing.
>>59494281do i look like a pussy? i'd plap her the moment i see where she went to piss.
>>59481392Takes some time. By the time I got around to beating the final boss, it had been at least 100 hours.The time combined with the people that may not have come back for the 1.0 in the first place will keep that percent low
>>59493343Better than any Pokemon design in the past 15 years
>>59494256>urgle blurgle *fart*Begone troll
>>59494643ooga booga gimme braixen booba >:3
I like Palworld and Pokemon.
Xenolord nodiffs Mew, and it would be VERY embarrassing (for Mew)
