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https://randompokemon.com/
Generate six random Pokémon
Can your (noble) team of Pokémon protect you against one of the most powerful Covenant fleets or will you be glassed?
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>>59490817
Yeah I think I lucked out with eternatus desu. How would you plan on fighting? I space? Eternatus Eternamax and Solrock would be my only options.
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>>59490817
According to pokemon fans a single rattata can beat the sun
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>>59490817
The covenant are doomed lmao
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2/3rds of my team jobs immediately
Lunala could Moongeist Beam for counter-glassing shenanigans
The real MVP would be Hoopa as it could just TP all their battlecruisers into the depths of a gas giant or a star or something
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Intelleon may be able to snipe from earth to low orbit but they'd just keep their distance and glass. Unless Intelleon has fucking insane sight range and can hit hundreds of miles into space.

Duraludon could be also be anti air.

We've all seen Zygarde in action if you played ZA. He's got a wide array of moves and can move pretty fast in the air. I could see him giving a fleet some trouble.

The other 3 can stick next to me and might be able to fight off one Elite.
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My first attempt had Reshiram and Mega Latios, but in a private window so no screenshot, dang it.
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>>59490817
No way I'm even getting to those carriers let alone destroying them. We can't even clear one wave of covenant ground troops.
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>>59490846
>great anti-air support in Genesect
>Gothorita and Espeon stripping elite shields instantly and proving ranged support
>Naganadel instantly picking off every Elite
>Dewpider shielding Snubbull with water bubbles so it can shrugg off plasma bolts while it charges

Clears a firefight but you need a legendary Pokemon to start blowing up the cruisers reliably
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>>59492102
Camerupt eats plasma for breakfast
they are dealing zero damage to it
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>>59490817
Anons, buy me time, 5 turns and I'll shoot that fleet out of the sky
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>>59490838
>Eternabeam
Gg
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>>59490838
The Covenant are fucked, just let the UNSC mop up the ground units like always, Eternamax Eternatus hard counters the CAS and even CSO-class supercarriers.
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>>59490817
I'm fucked. I could maybe hold out against some squads on foot by setting traps, but I effectively have no defenses against an aerial bombardment
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>>59490817
Well at least I won't have to lower the difficulty to get through the first few levels

Reach is still getting glassed though
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I think...
This one is telling me no.
We come back after the glassing and rebuild.
Celebi may be a time lord the size of a loaf of bread, but she don't fight wars, she hides from them.
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<insert LC sample team with a random legendary replacing something here>
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I have NO idea what this means it's so random it's funny.
Literally baby tier pokemon with two Legendaries and a Mythical.

I am going to say it's a draw.
Reach doesn't get glassed but we are back to stone ages.
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>>59491963
>>59492067
>>59492253
the only 3 posters to not get a single legendary at all
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>>59492311
Blacephalon could solo the armada
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Pft.

I win i just win.
And the covenant wonder why something the size of a woodland creature has more power then the Rings themselves.
Do they fear it, do they worship it try to capture it?
Is this the end of the covenant?
Or is their Zeal stronger against humanity having an Thermonuke that looks like some kind of pet.
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>>59490817
Lets see.... a bunch of magnets, a roided up frog, a literal baby, a dolphin (who may or may not be a super hero) a rock and a tyrannosaurus rex. How fucked am I?
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This is actually quite the Force.
And interestingly each creature counters the Covies maybe get some armor for them just for extras insurance.

But taking down the Carrier or the Battleships... nope Mega Garchomp will get one Hyper Beam Off before being blasted to atoms.
Except Fidough get the poor baby off the battlefield.
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>>59490817
I get the feeling Regieleki hard carries the team, the rest seems to be too niche in terms of how useful they would be in certain scenarios and kakuna is just there as moral support and possible meat shield
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>>59490817
unless you get one of the big legendaries, glass
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>>59490817
We're cooked chat
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>>59492714
Literally just wish the problem away
Into the center of a star maybe
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>>59493449
Get rid, of Problem?
Okay!
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>>59492595
I am reminded of the Scene with X-Force in Deadpool.
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I like the power rise for this one.
We have literally baby that is secretly a back-to-sender bomb.
An annoying Psychic dreidel.
A baby ghost dragon that is actually a missile.
A poison frog.
A Punching Machine.
And Brain God who could single handedly crush a Super Carrier into a 1 KM cube with its power.
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>>59494776
Imagine Decorated Fleet Commander sitting in his hover Chair the Prophets order is given this planets surface must be reduced to slag every human must die.

Suddenly the ship The Gallant Warrior detects a fast moving object it's tiny, too small to be a human missile and too high up to be one of their small warcraft, and honestly too fast.
The Scanner picks it up a Blur of Purple energy streaking from the atmosphere like a Comet in reverse till it's close enough for the scanner to identify.
It's an unknown entity small, absolutely bursting with holy light from the eyes, radiating like a Holy Sword.
A shiver runs down your spine, you have fought and crushed the best human warriors can throw.
But this tiny creature thinner then a Kig Yar, Smaller then a Grunt is staring down like it can see you.
It stretches forth it's hand.
I single voice echos in your mind.

"You Threaten My world with Death.
I shall reciprocate."

Instantly the Lights go out, the ships core, a star in a Jar, simply winks out every computer system dead, even the emergency systems dead, pitch black before the crew can even exclaim in terror, the sound of crushing metal and exploding power cells. this holy vessel crumbling like a dirt clod in the fist. The Flames of Plasma erupt everywhere but you felt nothing as your own bridge crushed around you to a denser mass then Forerunner Polycrete.

From outside the massive CSO ship folded in like a black hole had erupted in its core it's own plasma cores and fuel lines erupting in jets around every fissure flash roasting the metal into slag, the collapse becoming more geometric by the second untill all that remained was a dark purple with blue iridescent metallic cube.

The Ship commander of the CSS Battleship, Dauntless Mission, adjacent too the once mighty Ship sits in aww of this feat on his screen, moments later his alarms go off, imminent high speed collision.
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>>59493530
>teleports Earth into a star
>Jirachi was a Covenant spy all along.
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Kyogre is nice to have but...yeah, we're fucked.
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I am starting to recognize a pattern with this thread.

I doubt we survive, Tapu's are strong not Planet Savior strong.
But we definitely make the Pillar of Autumn escape even more... interesting.
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>>59497476
with how many legendaries (+ paradoxes/ultra beasts) there are the odds of getting at least one are pretty high

though I don't know what exactly cursed everyone here to get at least one NFE mon on every team
even >>59492595, despite having 3 pseudo legendaries, got a fidough suddenly
>>59492182 was the only poster to not get a single unevolved mon (or at least unevolved at the time of its introduction)

I'm pretty sure the time for any new spartan programs has passed so we can't just turn the unevolved ones into drugged up augmented child soldiers
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>>59497489
What did you think of the Mewtwo one, that one was nuts.
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The hell is a worm and Feebas supposed to do?
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>>59490939
I think you underestimate how strong a Pokémon is. Don't overestimate it, but Roggenrola does have access to rock tomb. Giant rocks are giant rocks. Roggenrola could just trap elites and potentially even slow hunters. Typhlosion is just a walking flamethrower, and the covenant aren't exactly well suited to dealing with those. Ledyba is definitely the weakest of the bunch, but Protect and Brick Break probably have a fair bit of utility, and they can fly so you can put them in a more supportive reconnaissance role.
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I'd also like to inform the thread that the glassing is survivable and you have two main ways to survive it: Leave the planet(hard, but not necessarily undoable with Pokemon on your side,) or evacuate to a bunker.
Creative applications of Pokemon could open up more chances of survival.
(You'll also stop fighting most of the Covenant as they prepare for a glassing, making things easier.)
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>>59498625
>>59492271
I guess you didn't see this one.
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>>59490838
Wurmple carries.
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>>59490817
I don't think its good against a fleet, land fight I'd have more hopes in my team



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