Why is this so common?
>>59493084Some people can't separate the fans from the source material
Because this franchise used to be about cool and cute monsters
>>59493104Like mr mime and jynx right?
It's just another form of being prison gay, prison furry. No real pussy so you go for the next closest thing, anthro shit.
>>59493104Yeah cool big titted monsters like nidoqueen, that's right.
>>59493130think that would be common for trainers who travel alone in the wild with only their pokemon
>>59493130I am into furshit because every human I have met is a miserable piece of shit which just tries to take advantage of me.
>>59493084Only 1 girl in this image
>>59493110>ugly, eerie looking, rare monstersYes, they are nothing like the modern waifubait designs
>>59493147>ugly, eerie looking Inly if you're a bitch pussy afraid of clowns and women
>>59493142>"son, you're almost 30, we need you to move out of the basement and get a job">"ugh, stop trying to take advantage of me!"
>>59493152>clowns and womenSame thing
>>59493142Yes, like I said, prison furry.
>>59493161Clown women are actually hot
>>59493084fixed
>>59493163I wouldn't fuck anyone in prison. by your logic, I would be raped and probably killed in prison instead.
>>59493157the house is mine, projecting schizo
>>59493208Imagine the smell
>>59493211no smell because I have the money to pay for a maid, poorfag
>>59493084>girl
How do I use frosslass without being labeled a goonNote: I like snowrunt too
Sex in Pokemon is a good thing. There are plenty of gutless media properties you can enjoy instead that won’t remind you of your sexual incompetence.
>>59493231Just because you dress your sex doll in fetish attire doesn't mean it's a maid
>commondunno about gardevoir but i assure you no one has ever said this about primarina and froslass. you made up this idiocy to stir the hive
>>59493387I don't think frosslass is a porn addict pokemon so you should be safe.
>>59493387Froslass isn’t a goonermon though. Gardevoir would get you some second looks though and I think westerners would just assume you’re pro-trans if you pick the mermaid.
>>59493428>>59493476I feel like people are only saying that because froslass isn't good or in fact an awful (but based) pokemonHe's interesting to me in the same way abra was in Gen 1
>>59493569Froslass is pretty much a floating head is why
Gardevoir is my favorite Pokémon, and I've never ever gooned to a Pokémon.
Gardevoir is my least favorite Pokémon, and I've gooned to many a Pokémon.
>>59493084ironic because the creator of this comic drew kuromi porn
>>59493084How many species of animals LOOK like girls? Like the entire species and also looks like “girl”
>>59493605
>>59493413distilled copium from a retard who is a neet most likely, and will kill himself when his parents die. I pity you.
>>59493084ikr? i need more cute twink male only evos like gallade.
>>59493205One can only hope
>>59493746>when you find the actual autist in the thread and he doesn't have witty comebacksSad!
>>59493771Keep shitposting, I am the one with a future and you are wasting your time baiting. I am pretty sure who is the one ahead of the curve here, retardo.
>>59493110Fuck off, they were introduced in the first generation so they're different and they get an exception
>>59493789>you are wasting your time baitingSaid the fish as he swallowed the hook
>>59493792said the retard as he couldn't even deny the facts, hahahaHAHAHA
>>59493799I don't have to justify myself to a fish.
>>59493801You don't even deny you are a worthless loser, kid. No matter how unfunny you think your ebin bait is, you don't even try to deny yuou are a poorfag with no future. Yeah, I am sure I'll be the one leaving mad this thread. Bye.
He'll be beating it to meowscarada EXTRA hard tonight.
>>59493804lol u mad af
What if the Gardevoir is male huh? You ever thought about that?
>>59493104No, it's just full of disingenuous retards like (you).
>>5949389230% of gardevoir fans are gay so yeah they think about it a lot.
>>59493110You're kinda proving the point. Those two mons NEVER get the same kind of gooner attention as Gardevoir or Meowscarada. Hell, both Jynx and Nidoqueen have boobs drawn into their design, and they are still ignored in favor of mons like Lopunny and Tsareena. So clearly, there is some kind of design philosophy that appeals to monster fuckers.
>>59493147>>59493986Mewtwo. They even made a female one in the gen 5 movies. Still a Gen 1 mon though. Was also a fairly infamous fanfic called Shadows Like You that got nuked off the internet that proves Mewtwo was gooner-tier.
>>59493084If the people who like those mons complain about the male leaning gender ratios then you know they're just there to jack off and be loud about it
>>59493986Yeah it's truly bizarre people can't even use their imagine to find Jynx attractive. Some things are forever mysteries.
>>59493084some designs are obviously made with an appeal to gooners in mind, and that should never happen because it validates gooners' lives as though they're worth anything
>>59493142that's because you're a loser
>>59493084Zoomers have been psy-op'd into thinking attractiveness exists solely for gooning because they don't want to put in the effort to look attractive themselves. They'd rather push blackrock designs as the norm so they look attractive by comparison. Also any amount of breasts is goonbait, and while you may think flatties is the solution to that, that's just pedophilia
>>59493986Nidoqueen infamously has one of the highest NSFW to SFW artwork ratios of any mon
>>59493084You're aware there are some pretty fine human women in pokémon, right?
>>59494185>Gloria and Roxie
>>59494297is she a furry mr latroonx?
>>59494185>implying I can't like both
>>59494297>Roxie nowhere to be foundSecondary poser
Go back
>>59494046>fairly infamous fanfic called Shadows Like You that got nuked off the internet can it still be found? im curious
>>59493084>Why is this so common?is it though?
>>59494363Roxy mb
>>59494453Allegedly if you dig through Tumblr you can contact the original author and they will just send you the entire ass fic in file form. The internet archive might also have a version stored somewhere.The plot is, from my recollection, basically set after the second mewtwo movie. It uses the Dub canon if that matters (I'm not suuuuper familiar with the anime canon?) and it involves Giovanni and team rocket learning they had their memories wiped and basically making MORE mewtwos, three of them if I recall. The gimmick was that two of them were female, one of them was male, and they were basically going to be used to take out the OG but one of the females gets the hots for the OG mewtwo or something, the other male is sorta split between his loyalty to rocket and his freedom, and the other female is full on femme fatale evil bitch and is down bad for Giovanni.It was the 2000s so this goes where you think it does for bad fanfiction, mewtwo and the female mewtwo fuck and there's a weird thing where the other male I think gets killed of after having a thing for the evil female? All I know is the evil female one and giovanni start fuckin' too.It was literally around 20 years ago for me, the details are fuzzy, but those are the things I remember.
>>59495120>>59494453https://web.archive.org/web/20041102114528/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1449439/1/If you change the 2 in this link to 3 through 20, you can actually access all 20 chapters. I might give it a read since I haven't read it since I was a kid, see how cringe it actually is.https://web.archive.org/web/20120410144459/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1449439/2/Shadows_Like_You
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>59494185>majority are under the age of 18I'm not into paedophilia.
>>59493084unsocialized boys and internet brain poison
>>59493569>he100% female, weird hill to die on
>>59493084It's not common. This only happens with "furbait/furry bait" pokemon.
Primarina now has big boobs, a navel, a thick layer of blubber, and a 100% female gender ratio.How does this change the Champions meta?
>>59496941Primarina usage goes way up, Charizard gets cucked, and her popularity among the bluesky crowd plummets.
>>59496905Mermaids elves and ice ghosts are my favorite furbait designs
>>59496967>Charizard gets cuckedSo this is the power of mermaid seal tiddy...
>>59493084>Why is this so common?It's not.
>>59493804you cant even spell right suckdeep
>>59493090>Some people can't separate the fans from the source materialworthless, retarded and wrong buzzwords
Stop sexualizing Pokemon. Stop having inane groomer fantasies involving Pokemon, i suggest taking up a hobby instead.
>>59497685>nothing about inflating themNow if you excuse me I'm going to have some alone time with my ballooned Archeops.
The female form itself is goonslop
I will remind them>Pokemon is a furry franchise>Pokephilia is canon and perfectly acceptable>Some Pokemon are sexy
I will remind them>Pokémon is a monster catching franchise >Pokephilia is not canon and illegal and frowned upon>Not a single Pokemon is sexy
I will remind them, they specifically went and spent dev manhours and dev budget to implement a side quest where you experience a version of the story told about the Yokai that inspired the pokémon featured in the side quest (which itself in-universe is described as favouring handsome men).>It freezes hikers who have come to climb snowy mountains and carries them back to its home. It only goes after men it thinks are handsome.
>>59497685I was going to argue this post but the fucking low functioning faggot autistic ass reply you got made me realize you're right.
>>59497685How bout no, retard
>>59497878>femboy
>>59497825how do you read ts and think "yeah this nigga sticked it in some Pokémon"
oh there's someone prison gay AND prison furry at the same time, guess that post was 100% correct like usual
If you're trying to justify yourself, it means you feel guilty, your body and soul knows how evil you're being.
>>59497890u look like that and say that >:3
>>59497921nigga i don't look like that, I look like THIS
>>59497924well, at least u still got the average spic twink build.
Pokephiles are a plague to this fandom
>>59497878Made for being femdommed and humiliated by a musclemommy Arcanine
>>59497955Can you pinpoint the exact moment you lost all sense of shame and self awareness?
>>59496941>Thick Fat on a Water-typeyeah, I’m sticking with Liquid Voice
>>59497959it's always nice to find someone normal around these parts
>>59497959it's always lame to find someone normal around these parts
>>59497685best poster ITT
>>59497685worst poster ITT
Alolan Ninetales kills Pokephiles in a daily basisbased
>>59497685They can only lash out in anger because they know it to be the truth.
There are no pokephiles on /vp/, though? "-phile" means lover, but if you look at most threads on /vp/ they're about torturing, incapitating or humiliating cute animal critters. Is what way is that love? That's hatred.
>>59497891>too retarded to use google>or do any independent research of her own.Mainly by recognising the similarities between stories told of Yuki-Onna in Japanese folklore, with the details revealed in the side quest.LOike I sais, somegtime the Yuki-Onna DOESN'T kill her husband who spoke of meeting a snow demon in the past. Usually when the man fathers children on the Yuki-Onna. It's why the Froslass and Snorunt from the mission can''t be captured by the way. They consider themselves to belong to another man.>16 years after NoA SHIT themselves to localise Gen 4 WRONGLY>almost 2 after Teraleak revealed exactly how free-thinking and poképhile friendly Game Freak actually are>seething monkeys continue to try and throw shit because they lost a culture war centred around "their" kiddy toyEat shit and die, the world's already at critical mass for spastic retard fuckers. It doesn't need you making a play for the internet's biggest.
>>59497891That guy’s an autistic 40-something year old furfag. whenever someone’s arguing that kind of thing they’re mentally ill in some capacity
>>59498267/vpedo/ only loves Pokemon Game Freak tells them to like, CHARIZARD, the rest of KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, everything with a mega except the Skibidi Toilet Wonder, and the VGC BaraTiger/Ape/Bear trio. Everything is ignored if lucky or worse reduced to meme fodder
>>59497961>yeah, I’m sticking with Liquid VoiceNo Primarina would still keep Liquid Voice.This would be more of a design change.
>>59497955>musclemommy ArcanineNot TOO muscular now."Buff" is sexy, roid rage isn't.
>>59499139allat yap to justify Pokémon sex, GameFreak will never approve your pokephilia
>>59500014>Lonely Trainers tend to use Zoroark to create illusions in order to ease their own burden of solitude.
>>59500014Pity kids like you didn't play the older games (what's the matter, too boomer for your alpha arses?).And please don't spew any more silly cope, the fact NoA changed it utterly proves it was too uncomfortable for puritanical burger niggers back in the day.
>>59500158"Zoroark, create an illusion where you're a massive sexy blob who is sunken in to your blubber with your feet barely poking out of your legs."
>>59499162I'm not mentally damaged, unlike you children confronted by evidence your babysitters are JUST as bad as us here on /vp/ and seethed harder about it
>>59500183
>>59500236A lady never tells and gentlemen shouldn't ask.
>>59500239True.
>>59493104Sure it was shebro
>>59500183Was the kid secretly a pokemans or was he the one that killed a bunch of ursaring (they deserved it)
>>59500252Based on what the various stories say, the child is somehow always human.
>>59500261nah, I mean that specific kid shows up later. that's the first part of a continuing "folk tale"
>>59500263What I said should have answered your question.
>>59500263Isn't that a different one? The Lapras one is a version of the Octillery one that was discovered first (didn't save it 'cause eww).
>>59500158nice fanfic>>59500177this doesn't justify pokephilia
>>59500429Funny you should say that, those few lines in an official game are merely all these worldbuilding tales and stories they wrote for Gen 4, boiled down to their barest, meanest meaning.Now if this was just one example of such in-series, you'd be right. But the series started off hinting at it (a female humanoid wiggling her hips "seductively", hints a man and horsemon had a deeper relationship than "trainer and pokémon" and the very fact Pokémon and animals existed alongside humans and Pokémon were considered ABOVE animals) and only got more and more blatant with it as time went on to the point they made two pokémon in Gen 7 so fucking poképhilia coded, I'm amazed the puritanical mum's brigade didn't fucking try and Karen-cancel them (the reverse harem forming pheromone lizzer Salazzle and the dommy mommy fruit who evolves by learning to stamp on pitiful worms to gain shiny "patent leather" boots Tsareena). And again, ignoring the other waifumons they made as waifumons, even going to the arse of making a male-only evo for one family, because gays got the wrong end of the stick with her.
>>59500429Because I know school's failed your kind, I'll explain what "seductively" actually means in english.
>>59500476>>59500478>"some nigga shagged a lapras thousands years ago so it's ok to goon to them!"ok
you all need masuda's permission to jack off lolso ronrey?
>>59500183being a middle aged furfag is beyond mentally damaged. you have a higher chance of having colon cancer than being considered normal lmao
>>59500777Signs of our society failing.>Verification is not required.
>>59500777What's more normal about being a newfurfag compared to an oldfurfag anyways
>>59500837I don’t think anyone actually cares what you nut to, it’s the insistence that John Gamefreak considers it normal that’s retarded
>>59497891>>59499162You have to be fully in denial and delusional to NOT think that.>>59500842And you know this.
>>59500848>w-what? you think Masuda wouldn’t give me a standing ovation for wanting to fuck Pikachu???>AIYEEEE IT HAS TO BE BAITfucking lmao
>>59501072Masuda is probably more of a Suicune or Latias guy.
>>59501101damn masuda is based, always knew it was ohmori ruining the game this whole time
>>59501113Ohmori's got similar class taste though. Hell, even Iwao's a dark horse.
>>59501118nvm hes a fag, its, like usual, iwao who is carrying this entire company
>>59497635...But enough about OP's pic.
>>59501118>No one likes decidueye is that why they made it a SFMA shitmon?
>>59502110If the shoe fits...
>>59501118and /vp/edos are retarded enough to think comp isn't a farce that only exists to make the higher up's favorites look good >>59502110because it was made to flop
