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>catch flying type pokemon
>literally see them all over the place flying through the sky or up trees
>not only do they not naturally learn the move, but you need an HM to use it

explain
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>>59496168
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>>59496168
>Find famous girl hiding in house
>Have days of hot sex with her in every position
>Gives you the Fly HM so you can come back quickly for seconds
Worth it
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>>59496168
Because Pokemon don't naturally know how to transport humans
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>>59496246
cant use fly in battle either
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HM are loicenses
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>>59496168
The same way that every human with legs can technically kick but still need to train if they want to do judo kicks or be able to kick down a door.
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>>59496168
They are video game mechanics, don't try to force a coherent explanation, look how this Yanmega who can't use Fly in games transports its trainer.
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>>59496402
or Sphocle flying in a Metang
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>>59496168
>>59496402
Trainers need :
a) a special pokeball to store the equipment or to "hide the machine" of the HiddenMachine.
b) train the beast to use the HM Equipment.


HMs also being battle moves is an artifact from 90s console's capabilities
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>>59496168
>bird: smoll
>(you): fat fuck
>HM: make bird strong for fat fuck
Professor Grug, out
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>>59496581
mind blow....wait then what "machine" does Cut need to be used? Gardening gloves ?
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>>59496615

HM02 fly is not a strength boost
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>>59496581
pokemon are holgrams, hence why they can be stored in PCs and their attacks dont actually kill/harm hjumans other than an ashy coating if theyre burned or electrocuted. An HM is the equivalent of an EXE/bat file
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>>59496402
>Many Pokémon noted for their ability to fly over long distances are unable to learn this move, such as Yanmega, which is easily capable of transporting an adult in flight according to its Pokédex entry from HeartGold. Conversely, Pokémon such as Vullaby can learn it, despite Pokédex entries stating they are incapable of flight.
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
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>>59498382
No that's Digimon
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>>59498406
digimon can canonically destroy buildings



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