So why hasn't Pokemon cashed in on the sex appeal of their creatures and characters?
at times like these I wish I had a folder full of real dead furfaggot images to spam the thread until bump limit, but alas
>>59497329*fingers shitty asshole*idk
>>59497329>creaturesYou’re an idiot, but I will bite. I’m going to ignore the fact the every part of the franchise puts Pokémon at the level as animals or pets. And anything outside of that being a gag or abnormality. IGame freak can’t write romance. Simple’s as. Game freak’s niche is baby’s first rpg and they can’t even do that right. Sex/romance might seem simple but is actually one of the most difficult things to get right in media, and getting it wrong can completely destroy a game. And anyway pokecunts don’t deserve any sex appeal or romance in the franchise, they’re too stupid, too immature, and just plain assholes. Really Nintendo should force game freak to remove any thing tangentially related to sex or romance from the games I don’t care or mind if Palpals and Digichamps have sex in their games because they aren’t dickheads.
>>59497382>I’m going to ignore the fact the every part of the franchise puts Pokémon at the level as animals or pets.>And anything outside of that being a gag or abnormality.So what you're saying is that not every part of the franchise puts pokemon at the same level as animals or pets? Like:>AnimePokemon are shown to be able to not only understand the human language, but learn to speak it with enough effort (Meowth) or can do so with enough innate power (most of the legendaries in the anime have telepathy, especially trio masters). Furthermore, it is implied that some humans can come to understand their Pokemon's speech such as Ash and Pikachu being able to communicate fairly well. The fact Pokemon have developed spoken language that all of them can understand - a universal tongue - means that they are above normal animals. This isn't just one pokemon talking to another of its species like say, two dogs barking at each other, this is like a hamster and a rottweiler having a conversation about the scent of cut grass or some shit.>GamesThere's a Zorark in BW1 that can speak the human tongue fluently. Be this through illusions or actual speech mimicry, it's irrelevant - it understands the words it's saying enough to talk to the player if they don't have one of the legendary beasts in their party. This alone implies human-level intellect, as they can learn and remember a language. There are also some other, lesser instances of pokemon speaking the human language (like the ghost marowak in Gen 1). There's also Mystery Dungeon which has the pokemon speaking to one another, presumably similarly to the anime but translated for us to read for gameplay purposes. Lapras is also capable of reading minds and understanding what it sees.
>>59497340underageb8
They have. They just don't need to be crass and low IQ like palsissies are.
>>59497703Besides, they just show in-universe characters thirsting over the 'mons to normalise it with the audience (much like Gen 4 resulting in a plethora of pokéfucker ladies across the spectrum of pokémon body-shapes, I expect there to be a similar uptick in numbers as a result of Gen 7).
>>59497340Did that sound cool in your head anon?
>>59497329It's the largest franchise in the world and it's primary demographic is children you fucking retard
>>59497849And? Last I heard it was more like half and half. Kids these days would rather play Roblox and it wouldn't cost Gamefreak anything at all to throw us a bone every now and then.
>>59497340but alas you're a faggot tourist that should fuck off back to your... oh right your shitty site was taken down. Maybe kill yourself and make your parents happy
>>59497865Yeah I'm sure parents would love knowing their kids are into a franchise that panders to zoophiles
>>59497922It's back and under new management. I pray that the new owner is a massive jew who will run it into the ground worse than what Hiro does to here. They deserve it.
>>59497933Maybe they can see the "M" rating and fuck off.
>>59497329The psycho sexual grip Pokemon has on 99.99% of the anons here implies that they have.
>>59497329It's not ran by browns.
>>59497943You and I both know that's not going to happen.
>>59497865>robloxAKA the game that keeps getting into hot shit for letting groomers thrive?
>>59498211Unfortunately.
>all these seething replies
>>59497340holy fpbp
>>59497329They do not have sex appeal you just have a mental illness
DO NOT SEX CHILLET
>>59498340Bodied that freak
>>59497329ngl Palworld doesn't do it either, everyone knows Chillet is the biggest furry magnet from the game but they keep insisting on making generic humanoid furry waifu #234832 that people flock to for a week then forget immediatelycute monsters is always where it's at
God I can't wait for More than just Pals
>xhe is samefagginggrim
>>59497865>>59497933you say these as if they didn't explicitly make a bdsm woman that evolves by stomping and a curvy pheromone brainwashing harem sex lizard in the same gameGF has always been throwing bones
>>59498459>Can't go past the E rating because brand autism
>>59498439Is Saya actually gonna be in it or is this just a fan drawing?
>>59498273Place has been overrun with pearl clutchers and developmentally stunted asexual freaks for a while now.
>>59498861>pearl clutchers and developmentally stunted asexual freaksJust say "zoomers" anon.
>>59497329This visual novel game is the stupidest fucking thing ever but I admire them having the balls to do it for the memes rather than immediatly trying to sanitize themselves into yet another souless family friendly corperate product the instant they struck lightning. Good on you pocketpair.
>>59497329cute gay dragon thing
>>59497865>Kids these days would rather play RobloxYou guys leep saying this over and over and the sales always proves you wrong
>>59498211>letting groomers thrive?how is that different from Game Freak? >>59498977>leh sales kids don't buy pokemon games, Slop eating GenWunner parents who sacrifice their first born's blood and foreskins to Kike Freak do.
>>59497340basedFurries ruined this game of innocent critters by making disgusting fanart, even with kids and feral creatures
>>59498459the fuck are you talking about
>>59499045Salazle and Tsaarena
>>59498937>sanitize themselves into yet another souless family friendly corperate product the instant they struck lightningThat's because they're too scared to fight Game Freak in Game Freak's family friendly demographic. But any game series that deliberately chases a 12's or higher is not in fact intending to be "family friendly", they're seeking the cash-outs from the actual family friendly franchises.
>>59497329seek help for your porn addiction
>>59499196Porn addiction site.
>>59497329jump the shark to appeal to a small minority of sexual deviants (myself included) and forever tarnish their brand? Geez i wonder why?
furret on my dick chillet on my face
>>59499176I fail to see why you feel the need to state that the game rated for 12 and up is targeting 12 and up customers
>>59499196This tbqh
>>59499285noo furret is for hugs not
>>59498861You are developmentally stunted and mentally ill if you view pornography of cartoon beastiality.
>>59497329They did, Mastersex did that with the lodge
>>59498439More than just Zoophiles
>>59499124you gave wrong descriptions
>>59497382Why didnt they put Ceruledge and Revavroom on the cover?
>>59499309you can't even spell bestiality, rape victim
>>59498375You're right.It's not Loveander.
>>59499290Because the tweenage retards running around here STILL think it's "competing" with Pokémon, when it's just competing with the other moncap games that similarly seek entrance to pokémon's cast-off audience of tweens and teens too edgy and "grown up" for "babby pogeymans" instead.Especially when Pokémon isn't sanitised in the slightest since the puritanical retards at NoA lost the localisation rights to the series. It's why Game Freak felt the need to explain EXACTLY what a Pokémon Egg is in Gen 6, when TPCi were FAITHFULLY translating their texts properly for the localised languages. Because they didn't have any Karen bastard squealing about being discomfited over implying pokémon have sex.
>>59497382>That Jolteon getting its dick suckedTheyre good at furporn at least
>>59498375I'M TRYING, OK?
>>59497329Polemon is moralwe don't bank into degeneracy unlike p*lworldgo banish yourself in red board like trashvp is child safe board no pedophiles allowed!
>>59498852She's in and apparently romancable
>>59497329>off model anthrosCOWARDS!
>>59500371it's just how they suck electricity man
>>59497329Because Xitter and here had a immaturity spree over the Sinnoh Myth docs and basically ruined it for everyone.We're not getting any sort of adult entertainment for Pokemon ever.
>>59497329Game Freak isn't Inti Creates
>>59497709Lana NO, that thing has a barbed cock!!!
>>59497340Encyclopediadramatica is dead
>>59498861That became apparent to me when I joined a certain discord full of most of 2026's /vp/ users. They were all shartyfags who started playing Pokemon after the 3DS games. They hated anything slightly sexualized yet spammed homosexual gay porn with black men as a "joke". I miss the old /vp/. We'll never get the likes of showderp or the Jovi comics again.
>>59497935Took a look, can't even shitpost there on phone and apparently they're at war with the booru pedophilesThat shit is probably going to die lol
they do
>>59500827Eww
>>59500827why do people look at this and think the animators are gooners?
>>59500662That is insanely nonsensical. Must be true.
>>59500662How the mighty have fallen. Accept that the anonymous-user imageboard experiment has failed.
>>59500873Maybe because they've interacted with human women in actual real life enough to understand the similarities.
>>59500873Extreme tunnel vision caused by autism or some other mental illness. Same reason people (if you can call them that) get excited for female Indeedee.>>59500910See? They genuinely believe that having round shapes is all it takes. They have no sense of proportion. Literal subhumans. Don't be surprised if they are into inflation.>Verification is not required.
>>59500922>Don't be surprised if they are into inflation.Gioing into schizo territory here but it really is the same "numbers go up" retardation that is destroying the economy.
>>59500922wide hips and a caring personality are why I find Indeedee attractive.
>this threadPalworld absolutely mindraped this board, how did that happen?
>>59500966I'm happy Palworld bros are fun and lighthearted to be around. As seen in this thread, Pokemon fans are only full of directionless hatred, low testosterone, greed (as seen from the trading card fights), and have only bad games to look forward to.
>>59500910no human women look like that irl>>59500941you find an animal attractive?
>>59500982>you find an animal attractive?Where's the animal?
>>59500982SPECIFICALLY like Meow, no. But there's more than enough women with hips like that running around, even if mummy looks like a round ball of dough bouncing down the stairs to her bwave wittle soldier's "apartment".
>>59500991Right there Pokémons are like animals
>it doesn't knowEven when pokémon lived alongside animals, they were considered ABOVE animals (partly why Tajiri made his ice waifu in Gen 1). Removing them just makes less of a gap between the "lowest intelligence" creatures and humans.
>>59500991>where's the animal?he is talking about his own mother which would be a stretch that anyone would find that ugly beast attractive
>>59501023i don't care PokephileKAMEKAMEHAAAAAAAA
cummy cummy ha~anh~
>>59500922haha
>>59501023> partly why Tajiri [FANFIC, SCHIZOBABBLE]
>>59497347*notices turd specks on your fingers*Ermm dude?
>>59501083Yeah, tell me why he didn't nix a catgirl shillmon for Gen 9, if he DOESN'T support it? Much less choose two modern dinosaurs, to pair with it, KNOWING kids don't give a fuck for birdmon or crocogators? You don't have to like it or be interested in it. But at least have the decency to accept they're invested in supporting it. Fuck, the fact they add this shit to their games in the first fucking place is why you cunts seethe so hard, because it proves they care about it more than making pokémon an edgy teenager's cod-ripoff.
>>59497329Because Pokemon is more than using dollar store designs being used to appeal to gooners and coomers for some trivial trite like a VN that people will only care about for a short while. People only care about this because they want to proudly say they fuck animals and don't care about any of them at all. They can't even say what they like about them other than how they want to put their penis inside of them compared to what stuff they bring to the game they supposedly play
>>59497340One day we will have the NSA raid KiwiFarms
>>59498877This has memellennials in the mix too
>>59500873Because they sometimes are? It's common place in the animation industry, most of them are pretty desensitized on the stuff they do outside their job
>>59501048Zip it, Emmanuel
>>59501559where's your new game, rodent?
>>59497329They do. They just wait for a Porn Artist to become popular and then sue them into the ground for all the money they have earned.
>>59501018Animals can learn to talk if they try? Are sentient? Interesting.
