Life is hierarchal
>>59501365Oh fuck, kid me remembers this image from almost 20 years ago rofl.
>>59499746hilda superior
I fucking love breast envy
>>59503695I like the headcanon that Sonia has bigger tits and is more slutty
>>59499746Hilda sucks Rosa's tits when they make out.>>59501365same with Dawn and May
>>59503772Less slutty, and more a different kind of self-confidence. Sonia knows she’s hot and has a bust that puts pretty much every other woman of note in the region to shame bar Melony, but she’s not the sort to be actively flaunting that fact. She’s casually hot, the kind of girl you know would have an almost ridiculous following if she bothered to dress more provocatively, but doesn’t because it’s not in her personal interest to do so.Nessa, meanwhile, is a model, a cultivated beauty, someone who cares very much about her appearance and appeal. She’s the natural enemy of Sonia, someone blessed with being very physically attractive but not bothering to really do anything with it, which hits her right in the inferiority complex and pushes her even further onwards in her quest to prove her personal superiority. You can see that contrast right there in the image, Nessa holding firm despite being thoroughly mogged, while Sonia is just casual about it, flaunting herself with a grin like it’s a fact.
>>59503793>same with Dawn and May
>>59505268Going after Milk she knows is associated with big tits.
Breast envy gives way to breast lust and then breast worship
>>59505558Breast envy should always lead to yuri.
>>59506136to tsundere yuri first.
>>59505248No Sonia is the Big tittied bi whore and Nessa is the prude slut
>>59499746Now mog her with your ass, Hilda
>>59506136Dilate
>>59507736Even Rosa's hair ball thingies are bigger
>>59506136Based
How do lolifags even exist? How do you look at a pair of big, round tits and go for the featureless child?
>>59499746>>59507305flat superiority
>>59507305Ideal nipple sucking height
>>59509443Because it's hotter, as proven by >>59508263
>>59506136Incredibly based and morally correct.
>>59499746>Life is hierarchalnot true, besides pic not rel
>>59509443because oppai loli exists, so we get the best of both worlds
>>59510773But Cynthia is the hotter one there.
>>59512041Based, I hate it when Lusamine is depicted as stacked. Hau just assumes that she’s somewhere in her late teens when he meets her after all.Plus, flat Lusamine potentially introduces the rare but exceedingly based trope of the daughter mogging the mother.
>>59513452arent they both decently stacked?
>>59512596
>>59514151Yes, but Viola still demands bigger bonhonagahoogs anyways.
>>59508263>>59512041Cynthia's tits aren't big either though.
My boob theory:Adult May, Rosa: G cupAdult Serena: F cupAdult Kris, Gloria, Leaf: E cupAdult Lyra, Hilda, Dawn, Harmony: D cupAdult Selene, Elaine and Juliana: C cup
>>59499746>all these off-models>Meanwhile Eri is legitimately canonically 8 feet tall and by proxy has the largest bust in the entire franchise.
>>59499746i wish hilda wasnt so jealous i think shes way sexier than rosa and doesnt plump an inch until shes pregnant with my child (she'll be 16)
>>59515050Raw measurements does not a fat pair make, my friend, it’s the scale. Eri may be an absolute giant of a woman, but her knockers are quite modest for her frame. Compare that to someone like Skyla, who’s comparatively much smaller (standing around 5’6”) but has far larger breasts proportionally speaking. In short, Eri has a large bust size, but a smaller cup size, which is the REAL measurement of power we’re discussing here.
>>59512596Lillie is destined to surpass her mom in all ways so she shall mog her mom.
How come women cant see my tiny dick like I see their small breasts?
>>59515977I don't care what 3d women think.
>>59515983The question still stands.
>>59515977Because your small dick needs a microscope to be seen anon.
>>59515942C cups on an 8 foot tall woman would be G cups by ratio of body to scale. 5'7 Skyla can't compare to Eri.
>>59517734
>>59516320>C cups on an 8 foot tall womanwould still be C cups on any other woman, you moron. that's the entire point of proportions
>>59517170Wicke is really cute.
>>59517734>>59517835>Tall as shit>Literal supermodel>Works hard to maintain her beauty>Still seen as less attractive than some random latina chick who sits on her ass day in, day outrough
>>59517907May's breasts are obscene.
>>59518348Unova powecreep is just that strong
>>59517907>Muh proportions>Posts off model shit
>>59499782>>59512596>>59514169Relentlessly impregnating Lillie until she makes her mother look like a toothpick
>>59504519That's incorrect. Coat hides them.
>>59518348>6'2 >Tall as shitWomanlet compared to Eri's 8 feet height.
>>59519808>Coat hides them>Shows the A-cup breasts the coat is hiding
>>59518348Then Elesa should have picked a sluttier outfitthigh strap kino
>>59505268I can tell she bites
>>59499746It's nice that they can still get along, hanging out and having fun together!
>>59518348My genes(5'2", brazil, balding) plus hers(6'2", white) would create the strongest aryan generation the world has ever seen.
>>59499746Don't be such a sourpuss.
>>59519808What exactly is the coat hiding?
>>59521721Absolutely fucking nothing
>>59521693She just needs a hug
>>59522393Mastersex placing its entire cast into a unified style did wonders for these comparisons lmao
>>59524345>No 8 foot tall EriWhy the bias again Paldea's genetic freak?
>>59521721mouth fillerstongue occupiersdick strengthenersmaximum lust provokersthe small, perky, pointy, little triangular tits will take your mind to the edge of its humanity and turn you into a feral, insatiable beast. every mountain top you see in the distance will be a reminder and you will never know peace until you get your hands on another flattie's chest. you don't know desire until you see someone who can't even fill up the cup of the bra she's wearing. the slack between the cup and the chest will drive you insane and you will blow until your sack withdraws like a deflated balloon. ice your taint type of muscle spasms. frankenstein's monster type of revenge drive just trying to manage the curse this little a-cup succubus put on you. spend the rest of your days just trying to get right.
>>59524351pretty sure that image was made before Eri for any paldeans were in the game
>>59524351Gen 9 is truly a product of its time. >I'm conventionally attractive, so I'm going to make myself as ugly as I can be.Being a Japanese game is the only thing that held back the doodletats and bullrings.
>>59524394Its actually a shame that her hair wasn't naturally white. When I first saw her I thought "holy shit is she related to AZ?" But no, shes just a big girl.
>>59524394>I'm conventionally attractive, so I'm going to make myself as ugly as I can be.Damn, How does it feel to be a retard who knows nothing about Japanese culture? Lmfao
>>59524416>the Spanish wrestler girl is actually a gyaruPeople like you belong in a landfill. No grave, just buried with trash and forgotten forever.
>>59524345There's so many problems with this lineup though.
>>59524425Shes actually based on Japanese Joshi wrestling
>>59524546And they are…?Genuinely, state them, I’m curious.
>>59526289Almost everything really. Some random thoughts areBianca should be much higher, Lusamine should be lower May and Gardenia should be way higher, Roxanne should be higher, Lillie and Erika should be lower(although Lillie should still be higher than her mom I like that), Hilda should be lower(definitely below Bianca for sure), Elesa should be way lower, Misty should be lower, Cynthia should be lower, Flannery should be higher, Phoebe should be lower...Actually now that I look at it a lot of these are very obviously not lined up by even visual chest size. This line up is nuts.
>>59526306Their sizes are kind of off as well, like their whole body. So many of them look like they are way bigger or smaller in general than they should be.
>>59526318I feel like whomever put this together may have tried to equalise the scale of some characters for the sake of more fair comparison, possibly? You’re plenty correct in that it doesn’t feel overly accurate though, even when going with the models as they are, and it’s really outdated too.
>>59523547Poor widdle girl.
>>59499746When life doesn't give you lemons... just take a bite outta someone else's!
>>59499746It sure is.
>>59527140>>59528884I can't decide if it's funnier if Hilda is taller or shorter than Rosa.
>>59529596I like the contrast of Hilda being a bit of a tallflat and Rosa being a bit of a shortstack.
>>59529596I like the idea of short Hilda. Idk but I'd like the name of dynamic seen in Tall Rosa-Short Hilda fanart
>>59529788It's a fair choice. It is kind of amusing when a tall girl is flatter than the shorter one. >>59530203I prefer shorter Hilda though, since I like the idea that Hilda is older than Rosa but still stunted behind her in the physical aspects. Cute, grumpy chibi-senpai.
>>59521693>>59499746I wish Hilda was actually shorter like what the initial Masters trailer accidentally implied, that way it would seem Rosa completely mogs Hilda in every feminine facet and not just boobs
>>59525413Didn't she die?
>>59499746Why is Hilda bothered? Hilbert is an ass man, so Hilda can still get dick whenever she wants it
>>59531422The problem is that Rosa has a bigger ass too...
>>59531422Women feel threatened because they expect men to be breast men first.
>>59501365i remember posting this on ifunny 15 years ago
>>59531422Hilbert is a man's man.
>>59499746
>>59535085Why is Hilda's mouth bleeding? It should be her nose.
>>59535135she’s dyingher ass-centric fit is being worn significantly better by big boobs mcgee over here, so she’s dying
>>59536802If >>59524345 is anything near accurate, then it’s a consistent trend that Ice-type trainers are inclined to have massive fucking milkers for whatever reason lmao.
>>59536997Raising Ice-types suggests having to live in colder conditions for the sake of your Pokemon's comfort. Extra fat on the body helps the Trainer live in those conditions.
>>59536997Mammals need a thick layer of body fat to survive in cold environments
>>59519808not the first time it happens
>>59536997I for one approve of ice gals titmogging everyone else in the room.
>>59538746wouldnt the cold make ice type trainer nipples very hard?
>>59539085Even better!
>>59499746>>59520619>>59521693>>59523547>>59528884>>59531045>>59535085>>59538528>>59538717So that's why she always looks so intense.
>>59531412Me on the right.
>obsesssing over another womans body this muchGay
>>59541993Its not gay for a girl to want to have tits like her friends. And you know, want to touch and suck them a little, to umm....know what they're like to have.
>>59502008Hot
>>59531074Iyo is fine, why would you think that?
>>59520623Probably because her egg would completely overpower her weak sperm and pop out what is essentially a clone.Come to think of it that is how 2D girl offspring is usually depicted...
>>59543888*YOUR
Rika strikes me as the sort who doesn’t obsess over her complete lack of boobage, but rather, ends up envied in turn when she gets pregnant and shoots up like, six letters.>>59543888>>59543904Kek
>>59515050Lorelei>>59516320That's not how cup size works. Cup size is how far out from the torso the breasts stick out. A C cup on a midget is a C cup on a giantess; both stick out 3 inches.
>>59499746Left. Ass.Right. Titties.
>>59535085Even stretching the jorts out. Damn...
>>59499746Green > everyone else.
>>59546720>claims Green superiority >posts a flattieCurious
>>59544448If so then>>59544433Those nipples are adding a whole letter on their own here
>>59544433>Rika gets knocked up>Goes from flat as shit to having booba in the same weight class as Miriam and Dendra seemingly overnightPenny and Iono’s seething would be legendary.
>>59542719No! Bad girl! That's a sin! Pray the gay away!
>>59548666>666Nice try Satan.
>>59546893>implying breast size is a competition>>59544433>chinese ai slop
>>59549136>implying breast size is a competitionNigga, that’s the express point of this thread, get with the program.>chinese ai slopAnd if you translated the watermark, which is in Japanese kanji you retarded cur, you’d find it’s an anti-AI disclaimer. Here’s the original Twitter post from the artist if that doesn’t get through your skull; https://x.com/mtkpasta/status/2036032801909387280
>>59549191>words words wordsI am happy with every aspect of Green and I married her for good reason. She's an all around good person and fun to be around.If you're too retarded to see that you can mix/match different ai prompts and artstyles in stable diffusion to come up with the same shit all these astroturfed xitter "artists" spam all over with their blatantly botted followings then you need more help than a korean basket weaving forum can provide.
>>59548237They both need hugs.
>>59548666seems counter productive
>>59552878Underrated pairing
>>59551491No no. See? Look, she's all better! She just needed some proper discipline.
Green is the best wife I could have ever asked for.
>>59555219>>59548666>image tagged as yuri
https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/text/green/filter/text/page/1/Jesus fucking christ.
>>59556148Fucking schizos man.
>>59555290Just what is so 'yuri' about helping a girl overcome her rampant gay thoughts for her super stacked kouhai? Look, now they can do things like this and I bet you Hilda won't experience a single intrusive, sinful thought!
>>59552878Yet another overly healthy Ice-type trainer.
>>59558361What are they feeding them?
>>59556148Rent free. We won
>>59559231How is it rent free when you post in every goddamn thread?
canon breast envy
>>59559243>Teenage girls, adult women and trannies all in the same contestThis is the future communists want
>>59560153i love communism now. WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR SOCIETY'S GENDER ENFORCED ROLES COMMRADES.
>>59559243>>59560199James and his big naturals...Jokes aside, how the hell did he do this? Extremely convincing prosthesis? They're (probably) not implants, because where the hell did all that extra skin come from? Did they graft some pre-existing massive honkers harvested from someone else onto him? I have many questions.
>>59560904They're balloons, there is a bit where he fiddles with them a little bit and they swell. Hard to imagine implants like that.
>>59539317>that slight amount of chub on Rosa>the bra not being a perfect fitmy fucking dick
