Are you getting your pokemon donuts today?
KANTOOOOOOOO
>>59515518>the first starters>the literal mascot of the entire series >a pokemon central to an amusing from the early days of the anime >a pokeball Pretty reasonable choices. And its not a broken new form, insane buff, or a slot in a fighting game, or 50 new cards while other Pokemon rot, it’s just fucking donuts
>>59515399>>59515518
>>59515399Tell me again that you're fat because of your chronic pain or whatever and not because you eat 80% sugar 20% cheap oil slop Do you even like this shit or are you doing it because a corporation put <franchise you liked as a kid> slapped on their product?
>>59515522>Pretty reasonableConstantly mentally cucked sheep, you can't even say it's good, it's reasonable, makes sense, it's alright, not too bad, at least it's not.
>>59515399Pikachu is banana flavored, not fucking lemon.Fuck this bullshit, the colors dont even make sense, pikachu is banana yellow not fucking lemon yellow.FUCK
>>59515559?
>>59515551>Pikachu is banana flavored, not fucking lemon.Lemon is zesty, like electricity.
>>59515537>Do you even like this shit or are you doing it because a corporation put <franchise you liked as a kid> slapped on their product?It's obviously because it's franchise slop, yes.>THING I LIKE ON A PRODUCT? I MUST CONSOOOOOMThese "people" have no idea how to achieve happiness intrinsically so they have to resort to mindless consuming like a child. They never grew past that stage mentally.
>>59515537Hey don't be mean to the mutts. Corporate-backed nostalgia is all they have left.
>>59515563idc i fucking hate lemon flavor.I like banana flavor, and i like pikachu, therefore pikachu should be banana, so i am boycotting dunkin donuts until they fix that shit.
>>59515573>so i am boycotting dunkin donuts until they fix that shit.You do that, see how well it works out for you.
>>59515573Simply travel to Japan and get these instead, then.
>>59515589Based, and yeah Japan is where the real pokemon fans are, they know whats up and wouldnt be fooled by bullshit like lemon flavored pikachus.You can even get real pikachu milk there and yeah its banana flavored.
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mmm does my life-size meowscarada work?
OH MY HECKING GOSH
when all genwunners die, can we start getting merch of mons other than KANTOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59515804>ordered these on a whimAm I really supposed to belive mista meriku ordered an entire box of pokemon themed donuts on a whim and not as a pre meditated purchase?
>>59515537Who hurt you anon?
>no donuts that look like rice balls
>>59515537actually im not fat thats why i can eat a few donuts and not need to worry about it like (You) fatso
>>59515821will lucario lifesize plushies finally be restocked?
>>59515804...isn't this a united states-based promotion
>>59515399>2026>still no official raspberry flavor scolipede donut to tongue
>>59515537faggot discovers people like donuts
>>59515399>buttercremeWhatLet me guess, there's 0% dairy and it's actually literal goyslop made to replicate cream?
>>59515537>Tell me again that you're fat because of your chronic pain or whatever and not because you eat 80% sugar 20% cheap oil slopDo you even like this shit or are you doing it because a corporation put <franchise you liked as a kid> slapped on their product?
>>59516133It's butter and sugar... brother if no one in your family bakes you must take up that mantle, fill the power vacuum.
I'd try these but the nearest krispy kreme is an hour away from me. Why couldn't pokemon have collabed with dunkin instead? There's a million of them around me
>>59516104Anon discovers travel
>>59515399Not a big fan of donuts in general so nah
>>59515399I'm not american and I wouldn't buy a plane ticket to North America for pokemon donuts.
>>59516192Japan itself is a Krispy Kreme and Mr Donut nation, makes sense
>>59515518Oh no, they chose Pokemon the public might actually LIKE!Sorry your gay duck starter didn't make it in donut form. Better luck next time.
>>59515537>Tell me again that you're fatI'm not and getting a Krispy Kreme donut once every other month isn't going to make me fat, seeth more europoor
>>59515804
The Krispy Kreme near me is too far away, and I honestly know that they will be sold out by the time I get there. Another thing scalpers ruined
i've been detesting the corporate goysloppification of pokemon since day 1
A NEW SHAPE OF GAMER GOO??????????????????????
>>59515399>goyslopultra high calories and high carb low protein
>>59515523kek
I would have loved that if I was 5.
I got an email saying my order was canceled and the store ran out of Pokemon donuts today, so I got automatically refunded. I called the store and they said come first thing in the morning tomorrow, so I guess I'm trying tomorrow.
>>59517154Will your store at least let you pre-order a box so they have one reserved for you in the morning? Or are they going to make you fight the crowd at the doors
>>59517061Trvke
>>59517155They open at 5:30 AM so I'll just go in the morning. It'll hardly be the first time this year I get up early to get something.
>>59517160RIP
>no jelly doughnutsThey had one job
>>59517511They should've hired Ansha
>>59515399Got them for my toddler and his cousins this morning, ended up with a pikachu cup. Much too sweet for me, I was hoping the lemon flavor would be more of a lemon cake style instead of a lemon candy.Kids liked them well enough. I'm going to try and go back to get another cup for my other son since they're actually a thick walled, reusable cup and don't want any arguments down the line.
>>59517514i'm not eating that shit.
>>59515399>all of them are sold out >have to drive to the location to get themfuck
>>59517532Get your son the jigglypuff cup and tell him that he's a girl. Then dress him up like dawn or serena.
>>59517543Are you trying to trick him? Owning Jigglypuff merch is the sign of an alpha male
>>59517543Nah man, that's funny, but gonna request another pikachu if I can. Kids will fight over any disparities.>>59517554No seriously, my toddler loves the Sparkle Smash monster truck and is in that phase where he oggles women when we're out. He's confident in who he is.
>>59515573Good thing it's Krispy Kreme and not Dunkin then.
>>59515804>on a whimMy ass, Mr. "I knew Lucario was in Brawl since the beginning"
>>59517154For fucking donuts. Ebay should ban the sale of Pokemon items for a year so these fucking scalpers get jobs.
>>59517554You caught me.When i was a kid, my parents got me the clear GBA and my older brother the purple one.I made fun of him for being a homosexual because of it.But it turn out, that i was the homosexual...>>59517565>gonna request another pikachuBased, pikachu is always a correct choice. and yellow is a safe color because it is niether masculine nor feminine.>Kids will fight over any disparities.correct
>>59515399>it's all KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBesides the closest Krispy Kreme is like 45 minutes from me and I couldn't be bothered to travel that far for donuts, especially when I'm trying to not be so fucking fat.
In recent years, it feels as if Purin's prominent on merchandise has increased. I also saw the brush at target.
>>59515399they should've done the Legends ZA donut designs
>>59517776To make shiny hunting in real life even easier?
>>59517776Normies wouldn’t get the reference. Pandering to KANTOOOOO is the safer bet.
>>59515399I want a Bulbasaur donut
