Would.
>FB_IMG
>>59520088I was just as surprised as you Mein Führer
>>59520068Daring today aren't we?
>>59520068please tell me that's a male gardevoir
>>59520386I don't think the AI that generated this image knows for sure.
>>59520386I'm trans BTW if that matters
>>59520386cringe
>>59521112Actually pretty sure unless you specify the sheer amount of big tiddy Gardevoir art would eat it up, so you would need to specifically ask for a flat one.
>>59521192You could specify that you want it to be flat without mentioning gender.
>>59521133I hear Berlin is nice this time of year. You should visit.
>>59520068Absolutely based. Gardevoir is the best Pokémon.
>>59520068NEED big titty gardies
>>59521878
>>59521811Reminder that biologically Gardevoir can reproduce with humans
>>59521521
>>59521511
>>59520376Thicc thighs save lives
>>59522021much too smol, but i like the art style>>59522031>>59522039getting there, still based
>>59522044
BIIIIIIG
Reminder that since Gardevoir is a psychic type it can alters how one sees it in their mind.
>>59520386Based
>>59522025female humans can't produce eggs, nor males inseminate female human-like pkmn. idc if the leaks say so, realistically humans are likely Unknown in egg-group
why isn't there as much Ralts-like guro? all I see is r34 trash but not much outside that
>>59522110>idc if the leaks say so, realistically humans are likely Unknown in egg-groupNo need to be an anti Pokephilia bigot anon
>>59522114Because guro is cringe
>>59522121>pokephiliaoverrated & BORING
>>59522126So is human pussy built you don't see me bitching about it
>>59522129whatever but let's be real here the r34 is same-y and stale
One can appreciate the nuances of vanilla and not be bored of it
>>59522135looks like shit ngl
Even Big E appreciates a Gardevoir
>>59522139>khyleri >>59522144>saltyxodium
>>59522155Gore is gay
>>59522171ero-guro is quite interesting though lmao
>>59522176I find it quite the opposite. If anything its akin to the schlock that footfags and pitfags consume
>>59522180sure ig. I find the more 'extreme' niches way not as common in r34, and that's a bit disappointing, since there are a few scenarios I have in mind but aren't commissioned or exist
With a computer, you can post whatever you want and the police can't stop you
>>59522188He said forgetting feds lurk on all boards
NO GALLADE REP? HOW BLASPHEMOUS
>>59522197Go get your own thread, this is for Gardevoirs only regardless of sex
>>59522126>>59522132cry about it
>>59522217
>>59522187Begone gorefag
>>59522139
>>59522101
You bet your ass I'm tippin
Begone gore trash
>>59522518>>59522251no
>>59522262>>59522258>>59522255>>59522250Man if her ass and thighs were bigger it'd look amazing with all these drapy, flowy outfits.
What size would a male Gardevoir's thing be...
>>59523375Male Gardevoir only exist to be femdommed, so they have microdicks.
>>59523375no one cares fag
>>59523064
>>59523390>>59523394Is it his fault that the Trainer failed to find a Dawn Stone in time?
>>59522197HAWT. MOAR.
>>59523686
>>59523714Go do your own general
>>59523778you're just mad she's hotter than your 2nd favourite troonkemon.
>>59523817There's no female Gallades retard
>>59523833>>59523817>trying too hard: the posts
Imagine coming home after a long work day and your wife has made you your favorite
>>59523823>There's no female GalladesThat's not what Champions showed us.
>>59523887>thinking a glitch is canon
>>59523890Just ignore him, he's mad he keeps getting reported
>when you met your wife as a jarhead
Reminder that "off-model" just means variant
>>59522197Gallade is not an honorary member of the Gardevoir line, no fairy type
>>59524079Daily reminder that N is indeed of Gardevoir heritage due to his innate ability of empathy. Human/Gardevoir offspring always inherit some gifts from the mother
Relationship goals
>>59524319>male trainer & female gardevoirboring & overrated
>>59524335But enough about your parent's lack of sex life
>>59522135This Gardevoir needs to be bred.
>>59524529All gardevoir deserve to be married and made mothers
>>59522025I assume Humans can mate with Pokemon in the Human-Like egg group, but it's exceedingly rare. I also assume it's not some weird half-human hybrid. I feel like the Pokemon genes would override. Also the AI-Slop Gardes are overwhelming in here. Gardevoir is one of those characters you can't get an AI to do reliably. It always kinda looks like shit
>>59524539Lewd
>>59524539>You will never cum in your Gardevoir wife's pussy after a long day at workWhat the fuck is the point of living anymore
>>59524679>I feel like the Pokemon genes would override.Pokémon follows the "female determines the offspring" rule that a lot of fictional settings use to get around the obvious issues like "but how does the potato race mother birth a baby as large as herself" so going by in-universe rules a male knocking up a female Gardevoir would result in Ralts while a male Gardevoir knocking up a human female would result in a human baby.
>>59524696so, humans lay eggs in the pokemon universe?
Gardevoir is too cute
>>59524079>MUH FAGIRY TYPE!!!Kalosperm secondary begone.
>>59524696No the lore is that if a female pokemon breeds with a human the child is still human but gets some of it's mother's traits. If a male pokemon breeds a human female (gross) that's when you get the weird hybrids (LOOKING AT YOU TYPHLOSION YOU FUCKING RAPIST!)
>>59524872No such thing as too cute
>>59526223its*
>>59526316the POINT being that female Pokémon in the lore can bear human offspring that can inherit certain traits of the type that conceived them.
BE NOT AFRAID
Who's the best Gardevoir artist?
>>59526357Depends on what your taste is.Also if Gardevoir isn't marriage material then why is her Mega a wedding dress? Checkmate
>>59526357RakkuGuy
>>59526357Who's the best Gallade artist?
>>59526357Minamono_lotos
>>59526357Gammainks
>>59526357Sigruku
>>59520068https://files.catbox.moe/zgynjx.mp4
>>59526379>Gammainksgeneric big breasted slop?
>>59526382Impregnate.
>>59520068How do you deal with that big fin stabbing you in the chest when you hug your gardevoir?
>>59526390https://files.catbox.moe/vu1m2y.mp4
>>59526382
>>59526399See >>59526404
>>59526394Considering its a physical embodiment of her heart it can actually bond with you on an emotional and even metaphysical level. The catch is of course trust.
>>59526394I assume it's like a dolphin's fin. Made of collagen. It probably just bends out of the way when you hug her.
>>59526428It does open up in its mega form
>>59526249>human handsDISGUSTANG
>>59526467She is clearly one thats been around humanity and has since evolved to adapt
I can fix her
>>59526420>>59526428>>59526433I just hope bending it in a hug won't hurt her.
>>59526357that one person that draws a ton of gardevoir with aegislash for some reason
>>59526640
>>59526249I'm a sucker for girls in puffy elaborate dresses.
Shit like this is why I like SaltyXodium
As you can see, this example of a human/gardevoir hybrid is a result of generations of interbreeding. Note the human like traits while she also still shares signs of her lineage.
Are Gardevoirs possessive/jealous?
>>59526742No they have a loving nature based on monogamy
A happy mother and her son
Interesting fusion
>>59526767
>>59526827I wanna be doted on like that...
>>59526827based
>>59526827Awful image. Just unfunny
>>59527200Only a faggot wouldn't [SPOILER]impregnate his mother/wife
>>59527586Gay.
>>59528231>[SPOILER]
Elegant and divine
It bothers me that Kirlia is a L20 evolution with weaker stats than a huge chunk of 1st stage Pokemon including starters.
>>59528700Have you considered that means the entire Ralts Hoenn line isn't meant for battle?
>>59528700The whole point is that Ralts and Kirlia are underpowered. It sucks to train them and then you get Gardevoir who is a fucking powerhouse.
Eww, trainers.
opposites attract
>>59522080big
>>59529668Beautiful
Daily reminder that Ghetsis raped a Gardevoir
>>59530321uhhh, based?
59530360Check this mong's hard drive
>>59529125>then you get Gardevoir who is a fucking powerhouse.Or it would be if it wasn't in the Slow Exp Group.Grumpig is honestly comparable or better in combat in Gen 3 purely due to being in the Fast Exp Group.
Stay cool, its a scorcher today
>>59530646trainers are good, they help fragile lil Ralts go get the XP they need to become Gardevoir!
>>59530663They aren't meant for combat, a Ralts is basically a child to be nurtured and cared for.
Why are Gardevoirs consistently found in snowy places in Pokemon games? (Sinnoh and Paldea come to mind). They don't seem very suited to a cold climate.
>>59530677Spooky etherial wisps
>>59530677mind over (cold) matteralso look at that bigass head and those bigass psychic powers. thats a lotta neurons firing constantly, and thatll generate a TON of heatwhy you think she's got the dress/skin thing going on? its a radiator for non-frozen climates. if anything, Gardevoirs should be primarily cold climate Pokemon
>>59530646what if I didn't want to battle and just hang out and hold hands
>>59530695Strange because they were introduced in a tropical region
>>59530879Now you're speaking my language.
>>59530695Now i'm just imagining having a fan going full blast to keep her cooled off while she sleeps. Weird psychic fever dreams n all that. Gonna wake up in a puddle of sweat trying to cuddle her.
>>59531044while I appreciate the universe that Pokemon has given us, i have never held a high opinion of the game designers and fluff writers IQ or education. it is unsurprising that they do not themselves understand the implications of what they create, nor are they capable of thinking laterally in order to flesh out their lore.i can't blame them though, lore doesn't sell games so they'd doubtlessly be fired for giving it the needed effort and man-hours.
>TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>>59531107Even though Poképhilia has been canon since Gen 3
>>59531044Maybe Gardevoirs got brought over from a colder place (Sinnoh?) and shitty trainers who couldn't figure out how to raise Ralts just dumped them. Kinda like people ditching pet rabbits in the wild. Now i'm sad thinking about that.
>>59531112that one was just a given honestly, and id be shocked if none of the devs/writers were pokephiles themselves from gen 1
>>59531107Maybe a cuck opinion but i like that it doesn't make sense. It's kinda fun trying to fill in the gaps best we can. Hell, in gen 1 / gen 2 they kind of act like Pokemon started existing a year ago (Birch had no clue Pokemon hatch from eggs lmao.)
>>59531113>shitty trainers who couldn't figure out how to raise Ralts just dumped themThose trainers deserve a firing squad
>>59531115I mean there is that tale of the Rapidash
>>59531103she'd probably guzzle calories on the daily like an active alpine hiker to fuel that brain, and radiate enough caloric heat to keep your entire room warm as effectively as a space heater in non-arctic regions.>>59531118it's an unintended consequence of their laziness/time pressures, but not an unwelcome one. i agree that it gives us wiggle room to conceptualize cool poke-facts and that's a good thing ultimately.
>>59531118And in the anime there was that one guy who thought they were aliens (even though later there were a giant Alakazam and Gengar plus prehistoric Pokémon)
>>59531120unpopular opinion Ralts line is overrated
>>59531113Also speaking of Sinnoh in the original version for D&P Folk Story 3 specifically stated that marriage between humans and Pokémon was common
>>59531134Unpopular opinion: your mom should've pulled a Lindsay Clancy with you.
>>59531134boy are you in the wrong thread dipshit
>>59531186This Garde's for you bud
>>59531205if only
I imagine this soldier fought in the Rocket Wars for a Gardevoir he loved.
>>59531094based and wholesome quiet life pilled.
>>59531606My Gardevoir acts like this.
>>59531813your gardevoir's a hoe.
Hold on a minute...
>>59531377Given up on finding an human wife, how sad
>>59526591Of course it won't. Gardevoir is the Embrace pokemon.
>>59531107>nor are they capable of thinking laterally in order to flesh out their lore.I disagree I think they do a decent job at and world building.
>>59532847>minor spelling mistake
>>59532847>human wifeOverrated, a Gardevoir wife is clearly superior especially for a wounded soldier that fought to protect her kind.
>>59533135your lineage dies with you but ok
>>59531637The ideal life: a Gardevoir wife and an Arcanine as a life long family companion.
>>59533143>your lineage dies with you>he doesn't know
>>59533143It doesn't have to if you're smart about it
>>59532698would being a pokemon make you better at being a pokemon trainer or would a pokemon want to train humans?
>>59533152What?
>>59533152This wording hurts my brain
>>59533153>>59533159it's not that confusing, if a pokemon could be a pokemon trainer would it be better at training pokemon then a human?or would a pokemon rather train a human?
>>59533167The fuck does this have to do with want to marry a Gardevoir and open up a sanctuary for abused and abandoned Pokémon?
>>59533176nta but what the fuck are you on about
>>59533179>what the fuck are you on aboutDid I fuckin stutter?
>>59533167than*
>>59533167Psychic pokemon could direct others with their minds
Trainers disgust me, Gardevoir is for matrimony and family beach vacations
>>59533199Uhhh. Cute. I'll go with "cute".
>>59533146imagine this:>cottage core village with a Victorian vibe, but with modern(ish) tech.>garde wife who dresses in adorable outfits, wears a mega wedding ring>arcanine who is a loyal guardian>massive rolling hills of green with stone fences with wooloo and mareep as far as the eye can see.>jumpluff, whimsicott and hophip's come in on a nice breeze every spring>the near by park has a lake with duckletts and is always great for your picnics>she likes planting flowers so quite a few grass types are around>it's idealistic, quiet and safe, no drama no stress just simple endless peace you want for nothing more.>spending your evenings on the swinging chair together looking at the volbeats, listening to the cricketunes, resting your head on her soft lap while she brushes her hands through your hair>spoiling her with poffins or macaroons that you hand made with your own little berry garden.>everything is just...right.
>>59533228You sir, are a true thespian
Yeah it do be like that
>>59533256Tiny Gardevoir or yuge man?
>>59533260Probably both
>>59533236I think about that kind of sweet thing alot.
Behold: a human of Gardevoir heritage
>me when its friday and im finally off for the weekend
The proper way to hug your wife, now she can listen to your heartbeat
>>59533274why do the japenis always draw the men to look retarded
>>59533285Because they are a humble people
I don't know how PixelAuraai does it or what program he uses but his Gardevoirs never look like shit
How about a bratty Gardevoir?
>>59533301She won't be bratty if she's reminded that she has a home and someone who loves her
>>59533305
Officer Garde on patrol
>>59533284This artist draws an "(master) old man x (slave) male Gardevoir" series lol
spooky time is almost here.
>>59533317Twin Gardes. Double trouble.wdyd
Its kind of a busy design desu
>>59533333First off check those quints, secondly I prefer monogamy
uh oh...
>>59533346I mean it is a wedding gown
>>59533333seek out 3 more Gardevoir obviouslyquints must be quints
>>59533335yeah it's just too busy, less is more.
>>59533349Simple elegance
>>59533352She looks like she's about to devil trigger
>>59533352I mean baubles and bows can look good but there come's a point where it's just excessive.
>>59533354I wouldn't trust Vergil with a Gardevoir
>>59533347I don't think I'd be cut out to be a lady.
>>59533359Next thing you know, he's about to create a world without human spirit
Which came first: Gardevoir's mega evolution or the wedding gown? Because if its the former then that means the Sinnoh Folk Tale of human on pokemon marriage was about men who married gardevoirs and the design for all wedding dresses were inspired by that union.
Gardevoir loves burgers
>>59533383Oh my fucking God
>>59533387Lopunny plebs have no style, they have no grace
Imagine simping for an oversexed rabbit instead of a queen. Shameful dispray
>>59533421T-T-T-THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
Wife and the kids had fun at the beach
>>59533464are pokemon moves magic?
>>59533472Oh this is good. This is the good stuff.
>>59533502Must admit, I adore this mushy slice of life stuff with Garde. She deserves some real clothes though! That is a grown ass woman!
>>59533828Relax senpai I got her covered
I know its AI but damn if it doesn't look correct. Also fuck webp
>>59533828real men enjoy fashionista's.
>>59534057Nothing wrong with a classic
Just a mother and her son
>>59534057
The honeymoon was amazing
He painted the truth
Well I'll be, we hit image limit before the bimbo bunnies, and not a single mention of THAT cunt who abandoned her Gardevoir.
Now then class we shall resume the discussion on how the modern wedding dress was inspired by Gardevoir's mega evolution. As you know in Sinnoh back when it was still known Hisui there were humans and Pokémon who had enjoyed harmonious matrimony, but how this tradition began and which Pokémon was the first to marry a human is still up for debate. Yes there are tales of humans and Pokémon breeding but the one I believe that was the first to start the tradition of marriage as a whole is Gardevoir.
Several key factors strengthen this theory:Factor 1: Gardevoir's nature as a whole. Its secondary Fairy type classification is indicative of its other name "The Embrace Pokémon". Through its Fairy type status it can read the emotions of someone and can get a reading on ones intentions.Factor 2: its Psychic nature can also read ones mind as well as combine with its Fairy nature to more or less read one's past and future.Factor 3: as a Ralts it immediately bonds with someone that it deems as emotionally compatible almost as if it was a child in need of a parent. As it grows so does its bond with its trustee or trainer so long as said trainer or trustee does not abandon it.
So taking these 3 main factors into mind, its safe to theorize that a Gardevoir whom was raised or rescued as a Ralts by a caring human may have wanted to show her gratitude and love for said human by wanting to marry him. Seeing how his Gardevoir felt this human decided to set her apart from every other Pokémon by not only marrying her but also created the first ever wedding ring with a stone that was the first discovered mega stone thus enabling her to go into her mega evolution form as a way to celebrate their union as husband and wife.
>>59534314there are stranger things then that that are actually cannon in the pokemon world so I'd believe it, aliens, people turning into pokemon (more so stuff like yamask then PMD or bill), even time travel and alternate dimensions, pokemon marriage wouldn't even make it to the top 10.
>>59534375Because human/Pokémon marriage was once the norm and ultimately should not be stigmatized.
Now then, we shall discuss why marrying a Gardevoir is a mutually beneficial and perfectly normal and acceptable practice.
>>59534429Who can name one mutual benefit to having a Gardevoir as a spouse? Don't be shy, list what you think is a benefit of said marriage.
Anon I need your opinionI own the life eize garde plush, and I wanna get her clothes to dress her up in.I need suggestions. So far the only 2 things that have come to mind are the tights ive seen other put her in and green panties. I need ideas.
>>59534441Here's my suggestion: seek therapy.
>>59534441stockingsfrilled socksbonnetsstraw hatsfasinatorshoodieschokerscorset/bustierbathrobepajama'slolita fashion/doll clothesarm bands/bracelets (gloves probably wouldn't fit)
Since no one wants to willingly say the benefits I shall list a few:First is the most obvious one: the emotional bond that is formed through shared love. This bond is in fact stronger than that of a simple relationship between a trainer and their ace Pokémon.With marriage that emotional bond is strengthened especially with the Synchronize ability a Gardevoir my inherently possess thus leading to a deeper understanding between the spouses. Likewise A Gardevoir who is able to use Synchronize with her spouse is not susceptible to any forms of domestic troubles or misunderstandings as she can read her spouses intentions.
>>59534569>chokersYou sicken me
>>59534436Well, if the anime is anything to go by, moves can be used in more practical ways, looking at what they can learn there's a ton of options, teleport, dream eater, wish, safe guard even some stuff like icy wind and substitute have practical uses and metronome if your in a pinch.outside of that there's also the abilities like trace, also being psychic type and fairy would probably lean into empath powers
>>59534577I was more leaning towards those cute frilly ones more so then a pet collar type of deal.
>>59534314>>59534575Thank you, professor. That is some intriguing knowledge
>>59533421>>59533425>>59534199>>59533380rent-free
>>59534590Correct. Its Future Sight can also be very beneficial in keeping not only its spouse in good health but also keep their children safe content and well behaved.
>>59535817most psychic types tend to have some form of telepathy so lifting heavy objects with their minds though to what extent is anyone's guess, probably anything less then the average car wouldn't be too difficult anything heavy like big fallen tree's would require a bit of straining I'd imagine they aren't legendary (maybe if they mega evolved/tera/giganta then they probably could do way more but I don't think it'd get too crazy.)looking at the move list seems like they'd be able to do quite alot (especially with TM's)
>>59536104There's also the fact that Pyschic types can learn human skills and even human languages.
>>59531112>since Gen 3Try gen 1, and it's referencing of tentacle porn
Also children are exponentially safer with a Gardevoir than around a human mother.
>>59536190that too, but talking via telepathy would also be on the cards for a more intimate trusting connection. (albeit a bit embarrassing, potentially for the both of you. don't let those intrusive thoughts win!) being able to read and write sounds like it'd be good, seems like the sort who'd enjoy helping out with a garden or baking more so then any rough and tumble type of deal unless someone was causing trouble for the local wild pokemon, they are ladies first but aren't gonna put up with any sort of evil or bad stuff.
>>59536663Not to mention if a Gardevoir is working with a dementia patient she can help transcribe said patients memories as well as help them with said memory.
Now then, another added benefit to marrying a Gardevoir is clearly its attentiveness towards any children you both conceive. Not only will they be well behaved due to having such a positive atmosphere from said parents but they will see better grades due to Gardevoir's intelligence.
>>59536829I wonder if that's how those psychic trainers came into existence, like the ones that actually have powers like Sabrina.maybe it's like elder scroll rules wherein any race can mate but only takes after men or however the hell that works.
>>59536905How the lore is is that if a human male mates with a female pokemon then the child is human but does inherit traits from the mother but if its reverse (LIKE A CERTAIN RAPIST) then the offspring is a hybrid
>>59536992people hatching from pokemon eggs would be rather silly.
>>59536992> LIKE A CERTAIN RAPISTLook if you have something to say just say it, Dancing around it like a passive aggressive pussy doesn’t make it better. Ans the fact that works the opposite of how canon reproduction works kind of proves that (CERTAIN EVENT) never happens
>>59537022I was talking about Slaking, who did you think I was referring to?
Only for true Gardevoir lovershttps://files.catbox.moe/q7vnn7.mp4
>>59537562Ugh
>>59537663Fairly warned be thee, says I
>>59537562>ai and a shemaleShameful dispray anon.
Any other examples of the benefits of a human and gardevoir marrying?
>>59522121Shitty Ai image, Text is barely legible
>>59539560But enough about your takes
