>hype up as the reason why everything is happening in Paldea>the reason why the region gimmick exist>why Paradox Pokémon walk among us>made machines far too advance for modern science>finally see it in action >it disappoints>does nothing but failed to kill Kieran>forgotten almost instantly the moment Pecharunt was release>not even the anime help it outIs there a Pokémon with a much sadder existences than this?
>>59520430>Is there a Pokémon with a much sadder existences than this?Pokemon as a whole is in a much sadder existence as it is currently.
this thing looks like a neopet
>the main legendary is behind a 20$ paywall
>>59520430mewtwo, the fossils, genesect and unovan darumaka that's forced to poop in people's clothes to warm them up
>>59520471As opposed to>the third legendary's alt form is behind a $40 paywallBut again, "old good, new bad bekuze i'ms a retarded monkey retard."
>>59520478Oh yeah, forgot to add:>the third legendary's alt form is behind a $40 paywall you NEEDED to pay as the alt form was not included in the original rleease if you wanted to play with itYou just need a friend or trade bot with Terapogos, once SV's updated to ID compatibility.
>>59520478>bad thing happened so other bad thing is justifiedok
>company continues to drip-feed content to get child audience to respond accordingly>this is bad because anon is an adult, no longer the target demographic, yet too incompetent to understand this is by designAmazing how you had no problem with this shit as a child, huh?
>>59520430It is still the reason why these things happened. The problem is that most people are too retarded to understand the "turtles all the way down" concept, and the overall lore about paradox Pokémon. You need to think a bit to understand it, and most people, like you, aren't ready or able to do that.
>>59520522why didnt they just play into the "everything ends up as crabs" meme
>>59520536Because it's turtles all the way down, not revert to crab. Did you not understand what he said?
>>59520478>>59520481Imagine being unable to wait until the 3rd version comes outAnd even if you bought both of them you could still re-sell the first version for half its price, while the DLC model forces you to own both base and DLC.The absolute state of switch pokemon players
>>59520542i understood it i just think my idea was funnier
>>59520546Uh-huh.>>59520543I'm not poor, so don't need to "wait" or even worse "sell things I outright own to fund further game purchases". But kids don't wait either, you hypocritical fucks only went "patient gamer" when the parental money pipe got cut off and you suddenly needed to fund shit yourself then cry the series M.O. keyed to fuckbag kids and those with disposable income continues to prioritise those markets above people like (You).
>>59520430Arceus was the last legendary pokemon. Everything after doesn't matter
>>59520543>I totally waited for the third version trust me guise>I'm not going to back up my statement btw
>>59520553>im not poor so i waste money and justify it by saying how not poor i am
>>59520556So DW Necrozma means nothing to you? Pussy
>>59520563>who
>>59520560what was she supposed to do with the money? give it to poors? that's an even bigger waste.
>>59520574buy something fucking useful? invest it? spending it on heroin would be more worthwhile
>>59520578if you're getting drugs for that cheap they're laced.
>>59520586never once heard a nigga complain about a free onion ring in their fries
>>59520558I did, and even if I didn't this would still be cheaper than DLC so this isn't the gotcha moment you think it is>>59520553"Not poor" but he needs to state falsehoods about prices and brag about spending $20 more bucks than reasonable peoplelmfao
>>59520430I like it thoughPecharunt is okay too but the loyal three are ugly motherfuckers
>>59520553>>59520553>sell things I outright own to fund further game purchasesyou would have a point if the "thing you outright own" wasn't the pre-release version of the actual game that comes 1 year laterthere is no reason to own both at the same time
>>59520604>I did Totallyyyy did (Sarcasm) ;)
>>59520430Terapagos is infinitely better than the bort swords of justice.
>>59520430Arceus mogged it.
>>59520430>forgotten almost instantly the moment Pecharunt was releaseWell that's a big fat lie
>>59521835why's necrozma so high?
>>59520430This thing exists purely for the story and to make you do a second playthrough for a living dex
>>59520430He'll never come back.
>>59521887I think that was around a rerun of him in Go and he's really, really good in PvE
>>59520563>False Arceus
>>59520591You will complain (or be dead) if it's fent.And it will.
>>59520430>op got filteredlmao
>>59520543Latinx's hands typed this post.
>>59520430Terapagos breaking the fucking masterball, trying to murder his trainer and collapsing an abyssal cave a kilometer underground to kill you all while plays a theme that sounds like a religious chorus revering god also reminiscent of the themes you have been hearing all the game related to it (tera raid, crystal pool, Area Zero, Zero lab and Zero underdepths) is a cooler, most interesting and better written scene than any other third legendary's btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYHfRFvuPk
>>59520430>Is this the saddest legendary of all time? Imagine saying this when we live in the timeline where the ugly irrelevant floptacular volcanion exists.
>>59520430? Terapagos is fucking kinoIt mogs most third legendaries bar maybe Rayquaza and maybe Giratina if you're generousIt certainly blows Eternatus out of the fucking water kek
>>59522604you are right, however Legends of Galar were already leaked, so Eternatus may get his redemption soon. While we will have to wait for who knows how long just so we can get some Terapagos backstory
>>59522689Well Eternatus absolutely needs any sort of redemption so yeah a Legends game would be great for itTerapagos doesn't need redemption though, but I'm sure it'll show up again at some point
>>59522477For the longest time I thought this was some kind of fakemon.
>>59522689>>59522693Oh yeah the whole Heath thing was 200 years ago right? That would be earlier in time than Legends Arceus but considering it's Spain it would be more advanced than Hisui while keeping an old fashioned style, it would work. Genuinely more excited about that possibility than anything from Legends Galar already lmao, althought I wanna see how they redeem Eternatus in that one
>>59523016>Legends Teracrystals is about an young member of the exploration team in charge of investigating Area Zero roguelike style, playing runs over and over again with different pokemon every time (the concept of trainer didn't exist back then) and unlocking new areas (new base camps) every few layers until you reach the bottom, Heath and the man who moved to Kitakami with Ogerpon are main characters you meet and depending on your choices Heath is inspired into writing the scarlet or the violet book. Postgame ending gets you sliding into the underdepths, Heath falling, losing consciousness and dreaming of Terapagos while you fight a real one overcharged with terastal energy, it's Terapagos' power during the battle what makes Heath see crazy stuff from other world and complete the book (also the crystals taking from there are the ones the man grabs as he leaves for Kitakami where they would be turned into Ogerpon's masksYay or nay?
>>59522424>he>his50% female btw
>>59524751The Terapagos you can catch in the game and does all the things anon described is 100% male, retard.
