Pokemon's type chart is WAY too simple. Only 18 types, with mostly strengths and weaknesses that are easy enough to determine? Totally bitch mode. What if the game had so, so many more types? Like...80 types?Ladies(male) and gentlemen, I'm back, and this is Pokemon: Too many types 2.
>alpharedditslop
So I'll catch mons based on post input. I THINK this is based on gen 3?
There's already a thread retard-kun>>59527980
So are we a boy...or a girl?>>59533479a thread for what? I'm not playing rejuve, and I'm not whomever that is.
>>59533484The /vp/ plays threads were never strictly limited to one specific game at a timeAnd especially not in the past 3 years
>>59533489I started the /vp/ plays threads.
>>59533492You snooze you lose! You should probably move to that thread so people don’t get confused
>>59533494confused by what?
>>59533484Both of those designs suck, so I'll say odds for guy and evens for girl.
guy it is. More importantly, what's our name?
>>59533509BluGoku
>>59533509>blue spiky hairvegeta
>>59533513
>>59533484I nominate the girl. Better design, I feel.
>starting city is fucking lilycovebut why?
>>59533519Dangit, should've refreshed lol.
>>59533521le joke is that you go through hoenn backwards(pisces did it better)
>Ruby has the tism
And Birch just sent us 3 pokeballs. Okay.So what's our starter? Our choices are Sprigatito, Froakie, and Chimchar. I have zero opinion on this, none of these are my favourite from any gen.
>>59533537>our name is a DBZ referencepick monke
>>59533492Wait shit I thought you were just some randomI thought you died of food poisoning or some shit
>>59533537As much I love grass types, gonna have to second Chimchar because lolgoku and Sprigatito is the one grass starter line I dislike.
Monke acquired. What's his name?
>>59533537Pick the gay frog
>>59533551Wukong
>busy work? What's that?
too much water
"I don't have time for you to get a pokemon to become my rival!""Wait, you have a pokemon? YOU'RE MY RIVAL FOREVER!"Pure tism.
The fuck kind of type is a frog type?
>MONKE type
>Scratch is SHARP type>Leer is UGLY type
>>59533588
>Sharp is super effective against Frog or Water
>>59533591Mmm, banana
>>59533598
alright, so I looked up a guide for mon locations by route in this game.Route 121 has: >Rattata>Pidove>G-Zigzagoon>Sewaddle>Ralts>Pichu>PidgeyWhat are we catching?
All of them.
>>59533604G-Zig but it doesn't evolve past Linoone
What's her name? I'll catch everyone at least on this route.
>>59533655>ForgetfulJoeBiden
go ahead and post names for any of the other pokemon on the list too.
so what the fuck is this move? It hits like a fucking TRUCK.
>>59533655>I'll catch everyone at least on this routeName the pidgey "Hey /b/" because I have a very serious problem and I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am
needs a name. I'll name that pidgey once I find it.
>>59533676if I had to guess it>has randomized power>or has power scaling with HP (either maxing out at low HP like reversal or high HP like eruption)>or has its power be based on relative speed like gyro/electro ball
>>59533685HMSlave 3
>>59533685Poser
>>59533676>joebiden>forgetful animal>known for being unable to have a coherent speech>has a move called discusspottery.
>>59533693this one is clever, so I'm picking it.
>>59533697Cheesed
just got a notification...I guess I can randomly find hidden mons too?
so I didn't think I could find hidden mons this early. There's also buneary available on this route, I guess.What's kricketot's name?
>>59533703yeah that looks like a rat to me>>59533708Micspammer
next mon.
>>59533722Trudeau
>Bean typewhy?
>>59533727reddit
...I didn't even know you could GET a male buneary. What's his name?
>>59533742Rabi
>>59533742It's a 50/50 chance. Manbun by the way.
>>59533742trap
Did you all know sans is always roaming You can get jumpscared by a level 80 sans type sans at any second
>sus typeAMOGUS
>>59533765how old is this hack anyways
two more mons left I think.
>>59533768last december.
>>59533771Chris>>59533772inb4 there's 67 mentioned somewhere
Oh shit, enter DELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOP
a single Discuss did this much. Pidove is not at full HP and is half my level.
>Buneary isn't some weird furry typehonestly shocked.
holy shit, that took for fucking ever. Last mon on this route.
>>59533799if buneary doesn't get some weird furry type i wonder if this one will
>>59533789>demetiababble causes physical painmaybe he wasn't a crazy old man after all.
>>59533808I mean, I'm in physical pain any time I hear any of the last few presidents speak.
>>59533813MY FELLOW AMERICANS
>>59533814>Iiiiiiiiiiiiii don't want to get it twisted. Iiiiiiiiiiiiii am definitely. not. a war criminal.>they're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.>I-I-I just want to f-f-fix......anyway, what's Ralts' name?
>>59533819Horner
>still no furry type>instead a 'brat'
>IMMEDIATE access to the safari zonealright, fuck that for now.
>>59533829this sounds like it'd be one of those attacks in a JRPG with a very long and flashy animation that may or may not involve a continent getting blown uponly to deal a not particularly noteworthy amount of damage (or just miss entirely despite the animation implying it hits an area so much larger than the target)
>>59533842eldritch blast is the defining attack of warlocks in DnD.
>>59533829also>yapper type>despite the boring type existing (and the Discuss move being under that type and not the actual yapper type)literally unplayable
>>59533844ma'am this is /vp/expecting people to have played other games is strictly forbiddenwe do not do that here
Alright, onto route 120. What are we catching here?>Shroodle>Lotad>Oddish>Azurill>Tandemaus>Tyrogue>Combee>Doduo
>>59533854tyrogue
>>59533854combee
>>59533854I like Oddish and the oddish line. I remember a Vileplume in one of my gen 1 runs kicked a lot of ass.
>>59533891what's his name?Both tyrogue and combee are shaky grass mons so they'll take a bit.
>>59533895420BlazeIt
Oddish has Growth, which is a MARIO type move.WHAT THE FUCK POKEMON IS MARIO TYPE?
>>59533895Cyclospora
alright, found the first one. What's his name? I'll catch a female combee offscreen, but I'll catch whichever one I find first for the name.
>>59533902>what pokemonmeowth has a coin on his head. maybe if you stomp on him a coin will come out.
>>59533906Jillybean
...what?
so who's joining the team for now? Everyone is around level 10.
>>59533933Tyrogue, and zigzagoon
>>59533931I heckin love intentionally awful descriptions
what.
holy hell, fucking FINALLY found the combee.What's her name?
while I wait on a nickname for combee(I can rename them at any time), I'm going ahead and finding everything else on this route and throwing them in a box, and searching for a female combee.