Remember when pokemon had some real steaks
these fucking retards should have died here
>>59536955>Magikarp saved them offscreen>James repaid it by kicking and insulting it
>>59536950I don't remember Ash and the gang ever eating steaks but if so they better had been real ones and not that plant-based garbage.
>>59536950I do miss when shows aimed at children had genuine stakes though.
>steaks
the arc that followed the ss anne escape to this day feels like a drug-induced daydream
always a paki/pajeet/ESL fuck with these nigger-tier retarded threads
>>59537643the rest of the series is ash dreaming as he's running out of oxygen in the sinking ship
>>59537041gyarados set james straight, he never did shit like that to a pokémon again
>>59537570>>59537782newfag melty
>>59536950
>>59538017how did charizard get away with defying this fucking terninator of a man
Pokémon is unironically better with lower stakes.
>>59538576Me when I'm coping.
>>59538576kek
Remember the start of Hoenn, when Pikachu had over-charge rabies, went feral and ran off, and Professor Birch said if they didn't resolve the issue soon Pikachu would literally explode to death?
>>59538006>BROWN
man remember when ash literally died and was turned into a statue
>>59538993>diedExcept he didn't. He just got unpetrified by the power of TEARS LOL
>>59539018nigga his heart stopped beating, he turned into a fucking rock
>>59538993Ash died once already when a chandelier came down directly on himThen he got murked by MewtwoThen he got killed by Marshadow
>>59539255fuck Goku we should be asking "but can they can beat Ash?"
>>59536950That Poseidon Adventure ripoff episode was greatThey should have done the Towering Inferno too
>>59538027Ash really showing that side in Orange Island's is what finally gets Charizard to obey consistently so Ash's terminator side tames all mon.
>>59539263depends, there is a little guy who can
>>59538017very protective of his wife
>>59538027Ash was concerned with harming Charizard with .5% of his power
>>59538983>I was merely PRETENDING to be a retarded newfagkill yourself
Sorry I couldn't think of any episodes with steak
>>59539736maybe the redacted tauros episode?
>>59539741why don't more trainers use their guns?
>>59539669i never read the manga for this but anime yugi does have some of the wildest plot armor ever
>>59539856Spoiler: he cheats except it's written to be one of his "involuntary powers" which is why he always gets the cards he wants/needs when the plot demands it
>>59539856>>59540419In other words, "believing in the heart of the cards" is literally "cheating"
>>59540419how would you be spoiling it? i said i saw the anime i know his powers are plot armor bullshit
really him getting the cards he needs is the least of my concerns, its that he changes the actual rules of the game on the fly its hilarious.
>>59540426I didn't know you watched it all the way.
>>59536950Team Rocket blasting off every episode kinda ruins it though
>>59540434only up to duel city and only the hilariously stupid 4kids version as a kid but it gets you most of the general idea
>>59538017May nearly drowned after this inside the capsule (from her pussy becoming a waterfall)
>>59540419To be fair, doesn't late Kaiba also gain this involuntary power at some point, at least occasionally? In fact, wasn't there a duel where both duelists were doing the "heart of the cards" draws on every single draw?
>>59540435True after Pokemon 2000 they should've been frenemies with Ash and end up selling out Giovanni and helping Ash take him and the organization down.Of course that would be a cool idea so GF wouldn't do it even if they were paid 1 trillion dollars to do so.
>>59542848Giovanni should have won, he was the only good character in the show
>>59538017To be honest putting Manaphy in the pod is kinda stupid, it could have helped underwater
>>59543086Manaphy stays and so would May so it kinda makes sense
>>59538017Imagine the required IQ to find yourself in this situation while owning water type pokemon...
>>59536951>wet hair jessieAbsolute sex
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>>59540435You joke but it did become really annoying how every time something interesting was about to happen it would immediately pivot to team rocket bullshit, it was specially annoying if it was some interesting legendary lore.
59543954turn your monitor on
I want some Tauros stakes right about now
