>Levitate2 FUCKING TIMES GF2 FUCKING TIMES YOU'VE FUCKING MEGA GARCHOMP
Crying like a little bitch over fictional creatures in schlomoshit are we
>>59553848>posting centro
>>59553848Incredibly, Mega Garchomp from XY is better than this crap.
Levitate confirmed
>>59553928KEKAROOOO
>>59553848Welcome home, CHEATER!
>>59553848>>59553902Can never out-creep the KING
No, seriously, this Mega Evolution is useless, it's worse than the original MGarchomp.
Isn't this good at fighting Primal Groudon?
>>59553998Fucking golduck is better against primal groudon
ahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59553848AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Should be good in BSS
They reallllly don't want people to stop using regular Chomp
>>59554010>>59554011laughmind
>flygon gets the rast raugh, cursing garchomp with the same cancer it has: TWICEunholy worlds this year
>>59553848was this outcome not glaringly obvious when it was confirmed to be mono-dragon instead of getting the flying type
>>59554028Ye it's just fun
If they kept the nasty plot from Z it would be interesting, but since that's not the case, it's fucking garbage. It doesn't learn U-turn or anything like that either. I don't understand the purpose of this Pokémon.
What's wrong with having a kill Dragapult button? Why do you need more?
>>59553848Ok, but why remove his ground typing?
>>59553998It lost ground STAB and you are
>>59554056>it's fucking garbagelet's not get ahead of ourselves. 130/141/151 offenses on top of base garchomp bulk and no longer having a x4 weakness guarantees you can get at least some mileage out of it, even if it isn't a god-tier mega.
>>59554082It would be interesting with Sword Dance and 151 Speed if it kept the Ground typing to spam Earthquake, but those RETARDS removed its Ground STAB. It sucks.
>>59554067We can't let it be better than Flygon
Dragonite WON and it didn't have any of your fanfic ideas like no guard
>has the dumbest fucking mega design>mogs the fuck out of every other lizard (even zard)impressive feats
>>59553848why didn't they at least give him a donut steel levitate like eelektross?levitate + sword of ruin
>Two megas worse than the normal version>No Dragon Dance when everyone else has it>No Nasty Plot (ZA)What the hell, GF?
>>59554136Because his stats aren’t dogshit like Eelektross’
>>59554082Z-Chomp actually loses bulk. 108/85/85 (not much tho)
Z-Chomp is a worse version of M-Dragonite. There's no reason to use Z-Chomp; it's faster, that's all.
>>59553902Fucking no.You have 151 Spe and a 141 SpA Draco Meteor, and likely will learn Nasty Plot again.
Because Garchomp was definitely in need of a Ground-type immunity.
It's funny that it's the main focus of this image; it will be one of the least used mega evolutions after people use it because it's new.
>>59554182>and likely will learn Nasty Plot againyou’re retarded
>>59554220>No spread damage>No utility>No bulk on two of theseWhy is it so hard to make a VGC shillmon?
>introduce the grassy terrain monkey>mega gayrchomp Z cannot benefit from itbase form it is
>Flygon fans are angry because Flygon has basically been robbed of everything.>Garchomp fans are angry because it's a crap ability for Garchomp and now it has two crap Mega Evolutions.BRAVO GF
>>59554288>>Garchomp fans are angry because it's a crap ability for Garchomp and now it has two crap Mega Evolutions.Garchompfags really need to count their blessings before whining over how a historically good Pokemon "has it bad" meanwhile Bastiodon is a forced failure even in a playthrough...
If it got adaptability you would still complain
>>59554375>increased damage on Dragon STAB>one of the worst STABs next to Normal and BugDamn right
>>59554438Kojo summoning ritual.
>>59554288>Garchomp fans are angry because it's a crap ability for Garchomp and now it has two crap Mega Evolutions.you really didn't learn from Delphox did you? Garchomp Z doesn't even need an ability
>>59553928femboy Garchomp vs Alex Jones Garchomp
>>59553998Primal Groudon is good at fighting Primal Groudon
>>59553848They juat should give base Chomp Dragon Dance and a new ability like, i dunno, Sand Rush, Tough Claws, the special version of Intimidate, i dont remember if it already exists
>>59554472Delphox turns a weakness into a full immunity and it has minmaxed 160 special attack, a type that benefits from weather with an easily spammable spread move, a good secondary stab and is one of the fastest Pokémon in the game. Garchomp has mediocre mixed stats, not as good of spammable moves, loses a stab and gains an immunity it didn't need. It's absolutely not the same thing. Mega Garchomp Z is basically just a scarf without being choice locked with the option to be built as a special attacker.
>>59553998Is this primal groudon in the room with us right now?
Eh, it's still fast as fuck, can't be that terrible
>>59554583Opportunity cost + no fucking synergy with anything
>>59553967At this point Flygon not getting a mega might as well been a blessing.
If I wanted Garchomp to be immune to ground I'd have her inflated. And unlike Mega Garchomp Z she'd actually be useful as fap fuel/.
>>59554010Flygonfag hereTake the Levitate, it’s all yours
>>59553848You shouldnt be crying that it isnt totally broken
>>59553848>bring chomp to the fight>opponent ponders>can a fat fuck with big dick attack>can be a glass cannon that isn't even that glass>can be non-mega and do classic 'chomp thingswildcard
Literally W H A T T H E F U C K G A M E F R E A K
>>59553848This is gonna be a Delphox situation where because a Mega didn’t get some OP overtuned ability, but when you actually use it, you realize that Levitate is still good and it has very good stats.
>>59554847Gigacope
>>59554847Delphox did not lose its better typing upon mega evolving
>>59554898Worse than losing its ground STAB is going full special while learning Draco Meteor and Fire Blast.
>>59553848If they just kept his ground type we would have mega flygon...
>>59554663Kek
>Killing Landorus with Draco Meteor isn’t good enough!
I really thought it was going to get some Tinted Lens type ability for Dragon moves, fairies make pure Dragon special attackers unusable unless they get special treatment
>>59554537He gains crazy spatk stats so it’s both a life orb and a scarf he's getting on top of losing a x4 weakness and gaining an immunity dumbass
>>59555339>Scarf Garchomp use Dragon Claw>Mega Garchomp Z dieWOW
>It hovers because... it just does okay, now we're gonna ruin its ability
Adamant Scarf Garchomp is faster than Mega Garchomp Z
>>59555366Don't EVs work differently now?
>>59555366oh my god bruh
>>59555309>what? No way that’s true—>only relevant special dragons are Dragonite and Arch, and the former is more supportive
>>59555498Champions is just simplifying the stats and its at lv 50, no much change
>>59555366How do you fuck up this badly? like genuinely
The og Mega Garchomp does more damage with Earth Power than Garchomp Z btw
>>59554067>Ok, but why remove his ground typing?Because he's in the air.
Mega Garchomp Z will only be good in a meta with Mega Salamence and Landorus; if they aren't there, it's crap.
>>59553848i think its stats and type change matter quite a bit more than levitate
>>59555366Also Modest scarf Hydreigon is faster than it by exactly 1 point lmao.Theres literally nothing that Garchomp Z can do that scarf Hydreigon can't.
>>59555785switch moves
>>59555790LOL
heatran getting earth eater or steam engine?
>>59555867No idea
Garchomp with life orb hits harder earth powers than mega Z chomp.>stab is +50%, effectively 120 spatk>life orb is +30%, effectively 156 spatk>difference gets bigger with evsThey clearly calculated Z chomp 141 spatk to deal -10% damage with special earth moves compared to normal chomp, because they were afraid of it being too powerful otherwise.That said, I don't think it will see too much play. M-dragonite has better bulk, better movepool, slightly more spatk, and a better ability. Max spatk m-dragonite one shots garchomp z, and (with no bulk, without multiscale) takes 83.5 - 98.4% from max spatk chomp z, so you can't even reliably fake out pulse it.
i don't see why they just won't make a fast physical mega garchomp great tusk alone already powercrept it so it doesn't matter anymore
>>59555949How many worlds did "great" tusk win?
>>59555959As many worlds as many useable garchomp megas
rate my megachomp
>>59555976I count 3 rings nigga, where yours at
>>59555986>useable garchomp megas
>>59555985What’s the ability
>>59555997 levitate
>>59555867flame body *raughs*
You literally just need to give Sands Rush to a regular Mega Garchomp and you'll fix it.
>>59556000lol
>>59555366A vast majority of the new megas are like this. Emboar included. They're just straight up better with choice scarf/band. Some older ones like gallade now too, sharpness btfo the base stats increase
it may have some hope in singles as a setup sweeper, but in VGC it's completely unsalvageable>>59555690then why not giving it Flying typeit's a retarded mega no matter how you look at it
>>59556005It'll be flashfire because that's the worst ability.
>>59556070>why not make it exactly like Dragonite
>>59553848even if this thing had fucking soul heart it wouldn't see any serious competitive play because you lose access to both your mega slot and the ability to run something like scarf chomp or life orb chompthe opportunity cost is just too high
>>59553848you could not live with your failure. where did that bring you? back to me.
>>59556068The Gallade one is an unfortunate case of timing, you really want the abilities swapped so you can’t get flinched turn 1 and can take advantage of the boost when you mega
>>59553848Surreal to watch chomptards whine about getting free shit>150+ special attack>150+ speed>draco meteor and scorching sands>NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT IT HAS TO HAVE ADAPTABILITY SO IT CAN COMPETE WITH MYTHICSMeanwhile my favorite pokemon hits like a wet noodle and folds like paper
>>59557129>Meanwhile my favorite pokemon hits like a wet noodle and folds like paperWhy is Ledian your favorite?
>>59556111>why not make it exactly like Salamence
>>59554155Tell that to Chimecho
>>59554832>wildcard>on open team sheet
>Garchompfags complain about levitate >Also garchompfags pride over flygon because of levitate Can't you fuckers make up your brains already?
>>59557129Look at >>59555366We have Megas like Scolipede and Malamar who waste a bunch of points on their worse offense and have nothing burger abilities, and these faggots are crying over a Mega with 141 SpA and 130 Atk being unable to outspeed a fast Pokemon with Choice Scarf.
>>59558241It's getting outsped by its own base form. This has been a problem since megas were introduced and something like Mega Mewtwo Y was worse than Life Orb base Mewtwo.
>>59553848ZA Megas are nothing but humiliation rituals
>>59558253Where’s the humiliation here?
>>59558253absol Z was an apology for regular mega absol at least
This thread is proof that the average Pokemon fan is genuinely fucking retarded and unable to think past a single thought.You can see retards in this thread who both will tell you LO Garchomp and Scarf Garchomp outdamage (on Earth Power and physical moves) and outspeed Mega Garchomp Z. Ignoring the fact that Garchomp can’t hold 2 items, and also ignoring how those items have drawbacks. Then you have people claiming it’s not viable in VGC because its a glass cannon, as if the -10 Def is gonna be so impactful to Garchomp’s bulk that it instantly folds to any physical move.
>>59558253Hello fagaligatr still seething eh?
>>59558250Anon, that’s Choice Scarf.Not only does Scarf Garchomp have no option to switch around moves, but you are also still using its base 80 SpA. Making it significantly weaker on the special side.
>>59558290Garchomp's physical moves are much better anyway.
Garchomp is a metafag Pokemon who's had his time in the spotlight, fuck off.
>>59558278i think this thread is mostly one guy SEETHING for no real reason, as is the case for most threads on /vp/ which is why this is the worst board
It would be funny if they did a mega Flygon and removed its dragon type making it just mono ground.
>>59559669It would be an improvement.
>>59558273his fans are fags. both real ones and fake ass niggers like you that only like the mega
>>59558273Do you care about comp? Because that’s where it is.
>>59554056the purpose is marketing
>>59558324>Garchomp's physical moves are much better anyway.Why is the regular Mega being used as a spec attacker?
Mega Evolution returning reminded me of how much of a shitty mechanic it is
>>59559849Stop talking about how bad mega evolution is (you aren't wrong) and start talking about how great tera was
>>59559849I like it but it's overcentralising in every meta its availiable in and hard to justify running a megaless team, they're pretty much just restricted legends that can't hold items
>>59559849Start of the shitty gimmicks and they never got good.
>>59554010At least we still have bug buzz and boomburst right Flygon bros!?
>>59558282>memeset mega
>>59559849I like most of XY and ORAS megas since they are basically just the mon going Super Saiyan.Not fond of the current batch of Megas where there are way more gimmick design transformations going on