>>59559265kek
>>59559294The two pokemon on the top don't even have a wild habitat canonically
>>59559265Here before the thread reaches the bump limit
>>59559294holy fuck, imagine a wild machoke holding you captive until you get fit
>>59559461this but incineroar instead.
>>59559461
>>59559555What?
>>59559294keked>>59559461based
>>59559265But they are literally found in the wild. Starters aren't bred in captivity.
>>59559713Source?
>>59559265Actually, you know what? That's kind of a good point. Many animals we've domesticated cannot be found in the wild. Pomeranians and bulldogs would certainly look out of place alongside other wildlife. Even though you can find some of these roaming the wilderness because they escape or people abandon them, they are not a product of natural selection. So why can't it be the same for Pokemon?
>>59559294>Machoke is the same as Incineroar because uh.....LOOK AT PLATINUM PLEASE SHIT ON PLATINUMlolWhat point are you even making here?
>>59559725I hate the faglizard and incinaroar but you're actually an idiot if you don't understand the point being madfe here
>>59559722because i must genwar
>>59559265But metadoom is epic.
>>59559730I mean, I genwar sometimes, too, but mostly because I don't like how soft and blobby the art direction has gotten over time. Gen 9 might be my least favorite because of it. There's still a lot of mons I like in that gen, but it's so noticeable how often the oval shape shows up in a lot of designs. Not even an oval as a the basis of the foundation of the creature, like when you draw a circle to start out a skull. I mean how many Pokemon are just ovals with eyeballs and limbs. Or gigantic oval heads with no definition in the skull and then flour sack bodies.
>>59559727>but you're actually an idiot if you don't understand the point being madfe hereThat he has no point and he's trying to mask it with Platinum seethe?What do you think >this is the absolute peak of the seriesis trying to say?
>>59559766>how many Pokemon are just ovals with eyeballs and limbsyou mean like chansey
>>59559294hi yawnfag
>>59559294>new yawnchad gem
>>59559265I.. i actually don't have a counter argument for this so i'll let someone else take it instead
>>59559772>You know, the amount of <something> has dramatically increased.>OH YOU MEAN LIKE THESE HANDFUL OF INSTANCES FROM YEARS AGO?
>>59559842no, koraidon doesn't look like chansey no
>>59559844>>59559842Hahaha
>>59559848Oh you mean like Blissey? No, Miraidon doesn't really look like that tho.
>>59559854>But I know a girl who is 5'6"! Oh no no no hahaha
>>59559868Yeah Voltorb is Gen 1 and Ceruledge is Gen 9. Hope this helps!
>>59559869You gotta stop sis, it's too much!
>>59559870Facts hurt.
>>59559294Bodybuilder ogre/lizardman is still more believable than Tony the tiger
>>59559294the fucking zubat made this image gold
>>59559873>ogreweebs really will just call anything an oni/ogre regardless of what it looks like it's a meaningless word at this point.
>>59559873
>>59559873trololololoo genwar isfun :D
>>59559265They evolved to attract human men.
>>59559890kekednew salazzle variant inbound
>>59559294machokes in caves makes perfect sense; each cave is exactly two blocks down from the leather club
>>59559906...Fuck you!
>>59559899That's Lovander
>>59559265So what did they go extinct outside of captivity? Are they man made? They have to live SOMEWHERE even if we can't find them for gameplay purposes.
Can we holocaust wojakniggers already?
>>59560592
>>59560661Kek'd
zoomers going off itt frfr no cap
>>59561111>using zoomer lingo in the first place
