Absol thread I love Absol
>>59570445i jump between gen 5 and gen 6 a lot to do battle facility stuff, and I have an absol on both my saves. But I cant lie, it bothers me every time I go back to gen 5 and she doesnt have her mega evolution... I think Im spoiled with it in Pokemon Y
pretty
balls deep, no condom
>>59570445M Absol is for male Absol.M Absol Z is for female Absol.
>>59572047>getting dog dstsew...
>>59570445You can't love absol because I already love absol. Pick something else.
>>59573195furfrou
>>59572047Ok but only if cookie
>>59573054Don't call Absol a dog
hello absolovers i have drawn 2 pictures of this absol oc girl that i still haven't named
>>59573478and this i hope you like
>>59572708I always thought of this as the other way around. Mega Absol looks too angelic/fabulous>>59573195mate, it's pokemon. You can catch your very own Absol. We don't have to compete for waifus unlike every other series
>>59573478Wasn't she called Alby?
>>59573478What the other anon said, her name was Alby
>>59573478The face looks more "complete" when you add glasses.
>>59571763How to draw Absol:1) Cute face, full of floof.2) Big and murderous paws.
>>59574087anything else, mr artist?
>>59573669>>59574018no no alby is another different absol OC of minehere's a comparison, on the left is alby she has fluffy short hair, red eyes, some eyeliner, regular absol skin colour, an eternal bitch face and a circular head circlethis other absol girl i've been drawing a lot has purple eyes, no forehead circle at all, darker skin, longer more messy hair with a different style, narrow eyes, a calm looking neutral expression and white eyebrowsthere's also other differences, alby is kind of small with a big head and ass while this other absol has a big body and a relatively less fat ass
>>59574119Oh, don't mind me, I was thinking loud the contrast I find between the face and claws.
>>59574119Based
>>59574128Arr rook the same
My absol can't possibly be that cute
>>59570445it seems /vp/ doesn't loves absol.. cries and cums
Don't tell me absol is old news
>>59577725no wai
Im a freak for absol
>>59579705not absol but another edgemon so I imagine this image but with absol zhttps://x.com/denbukuro/status/1495049742619115526
Wow Absol thread
Golisopod get tough claws. What shall AbZol get?
>>59580568It got sharpness. It was announced weeks ago.
Reminder that zinfyu is a cuck
>>59580568A human husband
>>59580580he's just like me fr
>>59580597He is the archetype of absol posters of course >:3
>>59580578Oh, I was not aware at all. Pretty neat though.
>>59580580qrd?
>>59580568me!(awful gift, no refunds)
>>59580633Announced when they showed off the new regulation at worlds. Pod and Bax were the only ones they didn't announce, thus the threads last night and today.
>>59581205There is one pic where the absol he takes care of, fools him by making his pregnancy test positive, with a marker. Then the cuck gets butthurt (idk why, since having babies is the most based thing ever) and puts a lock on the absol's glases "as revenge". He is such a cuck.
>>59580578>>59581213How good is Sharpness on it anyways?
>>59581631it increases sharp move power by 50% and (notably) absol learns the following sharp moves>x-scissor (bug, 80bp)>shadow claw (ghost, 70bp)>psycho cut (psychic, 70bp)>night slash (dark, 70bp)>aerial ace (flying, 60bp)so it's fine since it makes shadow claw and night slash really strong high-crit stab moves for it and it gives absol some extra usable coverage
Ohh the edge
i want absol to shred me with her pretty claws. i dont mind if she kills me as long as she pretends to like me and uses her claws or fangs
attach jpg pls
>>59583916very lame fetish, broski
>>59583919Would
>>59583920i am just hurting and claws are less hurting and would feel nice. the death i probably wouldn't prefer irl but claws om skin is nice
>>59583930lmaoI am depressed and I wanna die, but I don't post dumb shitposts like that. What a fag.
>>59583933i dont want to die, thats gay. im just being dramatic
>>59583935even worse. Fuck off, nobody is gonna be your shrink or friend here. You are a retard.
>>59583938pull the trigger, faggot. just follow through already
>>59583945I would if i had a gun, miserable little shit.
Only peace and love in absol.threads please
>>59583979He started it by making a retarded shitpost.
>>59583988>He did she didStop it, we only talk about this cool and sexy creature in here
>>59583995Whatever. Absol is alright.
>>59583995i did not shitpost, i said i would like to feel absols claws. ive felt cat scratch but imagine absol scratches. that would probably feel pretty good in a way that it hurts coming back from running three miles but it feels good
Is he streaming yet
>>59584077How underaged are you? don't answer. I know the answr is !like 12". You silence will be enough. Either you are underaged, or you are an actual retarded faggot. With actual mental retardation. You post stupid bullshit, god damn.
lolwut
>>59584087sorry kid, but only a kid like you has those stupid ideas inhis head. I could be your fucking father.
>>59584084I said I don't have a fucking gun
imagine tough guy larp on an absol thread from a suicidal euro
>>59584097I am mexican, and 40 years old. Sorry for not having the patience of my 20's anymore. kids.
>>59584101if it makes you feel any better i own a house and firearms and dont need your country to mow my lawn in my mid 20s. actually make that 30s simce we're larping. you can go back tacoman :)
>>59584107>we are larpingsadly for you, zoomie. I am not. I am rich, with 500k usd in properties, and I said not a single "larp". But feel free to cope as much as you need. I would never clean the toilet of any american, btw.
so beautiful only one who can match zoroarks beauty
>>59584120so half a house here kek
i'd say absol would kill you for making posts this embarrassing but you'd probably like that
>>59584138not really, i was playing it up. i didnt intend to offend the mexican sperg
>>59584126ok then show us your apartment in manhattan, if you would.
>>59584138As long as he kills us both, the retarded underaged fuck and me, then yeah, i would like that
>>59584150it was a joke, i live on the outskirt of a smaller town so i only have a 400k house. i dont want to continue this chain, but the info he keeps volunteering is just too funny to me
>>59584154>it was a jokeI hate normgroids
>>59584157it was a joke at housing prices. calm down man
absol is blessed to have a beautiful shiny
>>59584194
>>59584096?i'm asking about absol
>>59584216What? absol streaming? what do you meanIs it a vtuber? some drawfag? what
>>59584218you can call him matt
>>59584262Ok I am gonna regret it, but WHO
>>59584297Absol
>>59584315Who the hell is absol or matt or whatever!
>>59584323https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UObVwn7Kj0o
>>59584341thanks for replyingI knew it was a faggot streamer.
honestly compared to most people on this board im actually one of the best gifts around
>>59584404You can tell he's a faggot because he liked absol, taletale sign of being homosexual tbqh
>>59584416holy alphie post, batman
absol live hunting absol
>>59573054What's dsts?
Look at this instead
>>59583995(You) bit the b8
>>59584121based foxlover
what if you could kiss absol on the mouthwould you do it? kissing abols on the mouth
>>59585480Yeh
>>59585480Only if she kisses back
>>59570445Absol is a shitty overrated furbait
absol is so cute that i cry
>>59585480no, absol does not brush its teeth
>>59585654I'll brush her teeth myself>insert that one anime "teethbrushing porn" gif i can't find
>>59585654If your Absol physically can't brush its own teeth, then I'm sure it would appreciate it if you would do it for them.
>>59585654we only need to brush our teeth because we eat poopy stinky slop, if you have a healthy natural diet it's not necessary and your breath won't stink
>>59585697a minty breath is nice and everything else stinks
>>59585480Naturally. Absol is one of the most kissable pokemon ever made
I'm so addicted to absol I can't stop making threads and share my lust
>>59585697?Animal stink like fuck. Even the ones who eat only their natural diet, there is always bacteria in our mouths.
test
Weak on my knees for Absol
>>59587522Putting my finger on my absol's tongue and laughing with her about it
>>59581270okay
>>59588249i love absol so much
Love Absol!
>>59573478Name him Delle because his unique hair strands sorta looks like Pappardelle
>>59573478>>59573482Good, make her fatter.
>>59592074>him>hisit says GIRL on the post you're replying to you know
>>59592567Especially that rear
>>59593481fluffy ass
>>59593590Can't handle her
>>59570445Why are these dogs lesbians with each other?
>>59594394you're rightif she let me stick it in, i would empty my balls instantly after the first thrust and she'd get mad at me and slash me a littlethat'd be awesome haha
>>59594901>energy low
>>59594901Tfw no disasters
Man, Absol really is perfect, huh?
>>59596179absol is so wife it hurts my soul that they have to suffer because of superstitions
>>59596179holy cute
fluffy
>>59594901my absol started doing this after i filled her with my semen. help?
>>59597540you must've fucked up her center of mass. try fucking him on the other side to offset it back again.
guys i think there's something wrong with my absol
>>59597985That's just a regional variant. Speaking of Regional variants, do Megas work on them? Seems like a really weird situation
>>59594901GET THE FUCK UP!
>>59594901>>59598449https://www.youtube.com/watch/DqULWwxXves
>>59598449Kek
abol
>>59597985I can't put into words how badly I want to fuck this thing. Also Absol too I guess
>>59600963i'm glad there's other people who like her tooi know this isn't an absol but i have drawn her, i will do it again and i will draw her alongside an absol later too
>>59601021Like I said, totally just a regional variant, like Alolan Ninetales. This one's just from like a region based on Egypt
>>59601058we can play pretend i guesshere's the other drawing
>>59601100She looks so cute in your style
>>59570445the best thing about absol is that you can fuck her then immediately use her in battle because the other trainers wont notice the cum on her white fur
>>59601245she looks cute because she IS cute it's not my styleshe's so beautiful
Im writing the rough outline of a fanfiction, and I plan to have an absol as a villain
>>59601936damn, now that I think about it, it's a little cringy. There are multiple pokemon that are just natural "villains" (you wouldnt believe how many people use darkrai as the main villain) so having absol feels a little cliche. eh. I have plans tho, it wont be obvious at first
>>59601936>>59601942but absol isn't evil why would you make one a villain...
>>59602062because I wanted to :]What, are you gonna cry? Huh? I bet youre gonna cry over me making her a villain. oohhh absols gonna be so BIG and EVIL in my story. And Ill be sure shes EXTRA evil to SPITE you, anon
>>59602107can you make her a canon rapist so it's at least hot?
>>59602122...ill think about it
>>59602107Can you make the MC try to rape correct her so it's even hotter?
>>59602519the problem is that the mc is also a woman...not sure how female on female rape will work
>>59602525This absol looks like she fucks Also post a glazed donut that would look like her butthole
>>59602528you can have another male character that rapes her
>>59602528Strap-ons are a thing
>>59601021>>59601100The sudden urge to search for Yu Gi Oh cards.Also, very nice.
>>59598449Wrong! Low poly 3D.
>>59603913you'll be sorely disappointed as those 2 are the only images drawn of her
>>59603950>gmod ragdoll noises
abol....
That's a weird looking Absol
did you know that absol
well, did you know?
>>59607142>>59608038Yes i did know
>>59608113that's good
