lets engineer a mcdonalds pokemon collaboration that will cause the most amount of pandemonium.i suggest pokemon company create a limited edition set boosters for mcdonalds, but you can only get it if you order 4 hamburgers, 2 sodas, 2 milkshakes and 2 fires.the piles of food waste and vermin outbreaks would send cities to their knees
it would be called the "gigantamax meal"
the meal will be so big scalpers wont even bother putting the food in the trash.after a couple hours the drive thru would be a obstacle course of piles of wasting food and curdling milkshakes from grimmer themed cups.cars will skid and slip and bump each other tallying in millions in damages total
>>59578283Set of a dozen cards. Each card is divided into 28 even rectangles. These rectangles are given out in the same manner & frequencies as McDonald's Monopoly stickers, and you have to have a complete set of stickers stuck to an official piece of cardboard for it to count as a card.
>>59578353this would let the promotion last for way longer, instead of just hours it could go on for months.
>>59578283
>>59578353>"OH MY GAH BRUH BRO I GOT MEWTWO'S TAINT WITH MY NUGGS BRUH" *jaw unhinges like a snake as I stare directly into the camera for all of my tiktok followers*
>>59578283Japan fixed theirs by only allowing one purchase.America fixed it by letting people scalp the Pokemon product, with some locations putting a limit.There will be no food waste after what pic related did years ago.
>>59578534pokemon company could threaten cities to give them money or they will destroy new york
>>59578456so fucking juicy
>>59578353/thread
>>59578534if your'e a big shot CEO why WOULDN't you do things that cause customers to ransack your stores
>>59578283You want real chaos?Announce a limited edition meal, containing one simple card inside. However, only one out of a million boxes contains a golden version of the card, which also rewards you with a special edition, one of a kind wind/waves themed ns2
>>59579068Bad PR?
>>59579199pokemon corp CEO could shoot a grandma live on tv and pokemon would still sell.PR for pokemon is just a formality
>>59578353this would become an international incident
>>5957828310 authentic 1st edition base set charizards have been put into random packs that are provided with each Pokemon happy meal. The promotion lasts 2 weeks then will end.
>>59579160>>59579745They way to do it is to have a choice between a burger and nuggets, and each one has a different sticker pull game that awards either a different pack for each, with different rare cards inside, or nothing, or an exclusive prize, this way you have to order both meal combos for each order to have a shot at both the exclusive rare items.
>>59578534I just watched the video and he didn't waste any food. He got the cards just like that. He even donated to a food bank for the video
>>59578403KANTOOOOOOOOOOO
>>595782832 fires? Like you order someone to commit arson twice?
>>59578283>4 hamburgers, 2 sodas, 2 milkshakes and 2 fires.That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat all that, but I could easily.
>>59579789>believing the grifting fat fuck
>>59579825the movieblob
>>59578330I have this card in japanese "uncensored"
>>59578283it's a known fact pokemon fans love eating shit.
>>59583256why are you so mean to them :(
>>59583256>>59584471regice kinda won me over a little by not being total ass in gen 3
>>59583256Regitrash Regigarbage and Regirubbish
>>59583256Are kids today smart enough to do the braille puzzle?
>>59578283>implying the fat fucks wont eat it all
>>59578283There was a court case that requires fast food places to sell the toy or whatever by itself if the customer asks for it. It has been this way since the mid 00s.
>>59583256>>59584494Top kek
>>59584523what was the arguments?
>>59584821Paying money (either directly, or via buying something) to get a chance at winning something of monetary value (either actual money or some item of worth) would make it a lottery. In most countries, lotteries are specifically regulated and under the control of different local & national governments with a whole lot of laws and inspections to make sure its not a scam, such as taking in the money and not giving out the prizes, lying about the odds, or rigging it so that only their friends win. McDonald's doesn't want to have to practically qualify as both a restaurant and a casino, so by giving away sweepstakes entries for free to anyone who asks or sends in an envelope, it now doesn't count as a lottery.
