Since Pokemon get more powerful the stronger their bond is with their trainer does that mean trainers that marry their Pokemon are unstoppable?
no. your gardevoir's skull still becomes bloody pulp underneath a metagross's meteor mash even if you married her
>>59590036Anon, don't be a zoo.
>>59590036Kill yourself
>>59590113>>59590107There is nothing wrong with fucking your pokemon. Petfags can fuck right off.
>>59590131enjoy your member being shredded under those scales or whatever monster you're doing
>>59590144I'm more into humanoid and transforming types.
Pokephilia is overratedIts more fun seducing an upcoming trainer/champion, doing them and breaking the hearts of their pokemon as they serve as a third wheel as they watch
>>59590146how boring
>>59590158So you say but Kirlia feels exotic enough and Mew can transform into any girl.
>>59590036>Thinly veiled JustinRPG thread
>>59590173idk, this reshiram is too stylized. the J-man likes them bestial and on-model
>>59590131Go touch grass.
>>59590131eww
Yes, but /vp/ can't accept a romantic relationship of equals being stronger than their drug-addled 'mons.
>>59590180>>59590183Gtfo moralnigger
>>59590131>he doesn't even know pokemon are related to animals across all media
>it's pushing its headcanon as fact againAmazing how we literally got leaks of pokephilia-infused stories to support the Gen 4 in-game lore stating people and pokémon married, got a side quest centred around a specific telling of the Yuki-Onna myth where the Yuki-Onna spares her husband's life out of respect for the children he gave her and the franchise as a whole supported the initial presumption that pokénmon were of human level intelligence, by showing them hold full conversations with each other when vocalising across many different iterations of media in a shared common language.
>>59590212Depends on the writer. You've got human-like moments like Zoroark and Mewtwo then you've got retarded shit writers like this who think they're dogs like in pic related.
>>59590215> people and pokémon marriedyes, in the past (hisui), but that isn't the case in present time
>>59590223Uh-huh. Suuure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>59590212Do humanoid Pokemon also eat like pets?
>>59590231depends on their makeup. if you get beast-like ones then maybe
>>59590231
>>59590238Does Mr. Mine clean his gloves?
>>59590036Reshiram is a male
>>59590091What if I marry my metagross
>>59590230>Massive reach
Amazing how you prove some stupid child's words folly and foolish and they seethe incandescently because their attempts to gatekeep the media get obliterated by developer intent.
>>59590212Real animals were quickly retconned, Pokémon are the equivalent of animals
>>59590223That era is way before Hisui>>59590230You're overinterpreting this image shows nothing romantic or sexual
>>59590799>STILL ignoring Teraleak and its insight to Game Freak's mindset as a studio>STILL ignoring the main audience for these things are pre-teen kids (who take things at face value, especially when introduced to a new game series as children)Nope, (You)'re the one tryna jump through hoops with your fingers in your ear ignoring the reality of the series. You lost this war before you grew up to fight it kiddo. because it's not "some rando dev", it's not Masuda, it's Tajiri's own fucking mindset (highlighted by HIM signing off on making a sexy catgirl the shillmon for Gen 9 over the "monstrous" fire starter like the little boys of /vp/ wanted to happen. After kicking it off with a man intimately familiar with his horsie, a freak tryna fuck a clefairy that got merged with it and a pokémon noted to entrance humans with seductive hip-shaking). You're free to leave, but you don't get to write the lore if you stick around.
>>59590865We all know what evolves with a Water Stone, the joke is literally about a human maybe evolving...What war? You can't tell the difference between feminine and sexy. The most represented starter is simply the most popular one. Greninja completely eclipsed Delphox
>59590892>"it's just jkjkjkjs, i swearsies"Aaaah yeah, the flip-side of the spastic cope handbook, "it amn't sewious " yet being aimed at a demographic of human that *wouldn't* understand the "joke" and take the statement at face value (we have adults unironically calling a rehash an actual sequel today, because marketing told them that it was 15 years ago). But again, when it's not in a vacuum, when it's in fact thrown into games here and there (blatantly or not, but we do know when they wrote a definitive statement, NoA shit themselves and broke their necks trying to present it in such a way that didn't give kids "bad ideas" (which TPC have no compunction of doing, as they're owned and operated by Game Freak). Yeah, this war you think you're fighting where the world accepts your little headcanon on pokémon/human relationships in the face of the series, its mindset and presentation. Because they do in fact support the premise, as evidenced by them repurposing a folklore story of lost love as a side-quest centred around the pokémon inspired by the same folklore tales. >>59590215
>59590914A literal centuries-old yokai story doesn't dictate modern behavior. I still don't get what imaginary war you're fighting all by yourself in your head, but talking about 'fucking a clefairy' or being 'intimately familiar with rapidash' is just you forcing your own cynical headcanon. All your sexual kinks are not the lore
>>59590961OP is just a furryfag desperately tryna normalize his zoo shit. >>59590036
>ITT: Moralfags, Puriteens, and closeted Normalfags.
FYI, anthro Reshiram is the best pokewaifu.
>>59593091>Male
>>59590783>Real animals were quickly retconnedAnd that was a terrible decision. As eveidenced by all the pandering to furfags and other freaks that has occurred since then.
>>59593153It's okay to admit you lost, this is an anonymous space
>>59593091>archeops>zoroark>mienshao>reshiram>samurott>scolipedeGen 5 is stacked.
>>59590131>all pokemon play with pet toys>daycare is full of dog beds>you can groom literally any pokemon with pet stuff>they eat kibble (pet food)>they eat out of bowls like animals sometimes>they can be wild or tame (pets)>used as mounts and exploited like regular animals>animals got retconned since they're pointless when pokemon do the same thing>indian elephant got replaced by copperajah (raichu entries)>pokemon snap shows them acting like straight up wildlife>pokecology book was written by animal behavior phds who break them down like animal speciesHumanoid or not they’re animals. In any normie's head, pokemon are just animals because that's exactly how gf and tpc present them.
>>59594192>archeopsWhat?>zoroarkYea>mienshaoYup>reshiramUh-huh>samurottHuh?>scolipede?????You're gonna have to show me some examples on the one's I don't understand
>>59594674I'm surprised that you don't know about Scolipede.
>>59590131This is true.It’s morally superior to battle.
>>59593153Wanting to fuck furrys doesn't mean you want to be one
>>59594962god DAMN
>>59594962I feel people would remember Scolipede's "donut" more than the Pokémon itself.
>>59590914>cry about coping while spouting cope whataboutismskek
>>59594674>>samurottmustelid-adjacent, big BBW mon
Pokémon women are for pokémon MEN.STOPSTEALINGGARDEVOIRSFROMGALLADESTHEY DO NOT BELONG TO YOU
>>59597090female gardevoir are for male humansmale gardevoir are for female humansgallade are an unnatural abomination and are for no one
>>59597090>>59597097> Human x Pokemonboring, overrated, oversaturated.> gallade are an unnatural abomination and are for no onewrong
>>59590212>>59590783>Use the anime as a gotcha>When that same anime shows pokemon are not only sapient with their own language but are fully capable of speaking the human language, either by learning it - something no animal can do - or through telepathyYou owned yourself.
>>59591817This. Normies, Moralcucks, and Puriteens need to fuck off back to xitter.
>>59602218anon, everyone's moral over something. there's always gonna be something thatll cross the line for you. im sure theres someone you love, and would want to defend if someone else claimed they would hurt them. thats moral number uno for most people. and you cant ACTUALLY just hate everyone and have no friends or family, otherwise you'd have shot up a school or something already. no need to larp as an edge lord, youre fine as is
bumpI accidentally saged the thread in my last message, oops...
>>59602315>there's always gonna be something thatll cross the line for youIndeed, authoritarians and censorship. Even if I don't like something, if nobody's being hurt (nobody is, regardless of if we're talking about in-universe or IRL, in this case) then I have no right to tell someone what they can and cannot enjoy.>im sure theres someone you loveMyself. I have friends, sure, but my only family are not people who I would take a bullet for. >would want to defend if someone else claimed they would hurt themThey have agency. They can defend themselves. They aren't children to be coddled or babied. They're adults with free will and autonomy.>thats moral number uno for most peopleWell, not for me. I trust that the people around me are capable of handling themselves as grown ass adults.>and you cant ACTUALLY just hate everyoneHate implies I care, I'm indifferent towards most people, just like most people.>have no friendsDebatable as far as I'm concerned. I have people I do /tg/ shit with, not sure if I can call them friends because we don't really hang out outside of that.>familySee above, of my remaining, living family the only person who I don't actively despise for mistreating me is my younger sister who is the only person in my family that treats me as a person, but she's also a grown ass adult who can take care of herself. She doesn't need me to baby her or oppress her "for her own safety" or whatever nonsense your moralfaggotry would require. If she dies, she dies, that's life. You're born, you live, and someday you'll die and there's nothing you can do to prevent that. Best to accept that death is inevitable and live life without worrying about it.>otherwise you'd have shot up a school or somethingIf I had had access to a firearm in my high school days I absolutely would have, looking back at myself thenYou want moralfaggotry? Censorship is the ultimate evil, and fuck anyone who tries to impose it.
>>59602213they're animals in the games too, so no
>>59593091>oversized glasses and moleholy fuck
>>59602463>games outright show pokemon being capable of communicating with each other and peopleNah.
Pokemon are our wives
>>59594388TRVKE
