NOOO GLORIA I’M SORRY I DIDN’T BUY THE DLC EXPANSIONS FOR YOUR SHI- I MEAN YOUR WONDERFUL GAME! I’M THINKING OF RENTING THE VERSIONS WITH THE DLC ON CARTRIDGE AND THEN I’LL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHHHH!!!!!!!
NEW POKEGODDESS THREAD PLEASE
most masculine swsh player btw
>fix her eyes>goes from retarded looking gremlin to sexooo goddessIt really was that easy.
>>59595133Why do boys fantasize about girls kicking their balls? I thought that was supposed to hurt worse than childbirth??
>>59595205Why do girls like getting choked out?
>>59595205Likely a combination of things: pain often leads to a release or endorphins afterwords to compensate and more pain=more endorphins so you can do the math, there’s also a general idea of masochism and submission and having your literal manhood assaulted is pretty much the end game of that. Then there the idea of having your genitals touched (even if it’s a humiliating and extremely painful way)
>>59595205Are you a girl or a “girl”. Asking for a friend~
>>59595205It's just a meme like feet a fat women fetishes
>>59595223That’s different. Getting choked doesn’t hurt worse than childbirth or anywhere near that level of pain! Fetishizing something that causes minimal pain but gets the adrenaline going like choking is a whole different situation. It’s invigorating and makes your whole body feel warm in the aftermath which is great for cuddles and also foreplay.
>>59595205It’s because a lot of guys experience getting their balls kicked/hit/squeezed during puberty by cute female classmates during recess/gym class which causes them to develop a psychosexual fetish. It’s like a socially acceptable form of sexual assault; it fucks with the victim’s psychological health for life.
>>59595205Having a cute delicate girl who could never usually hurt you take you down with a single kick is hot. Especially if she's smug about it while you writh on the floor.
>>59595205Same reason “boys” fantasize about girls sitting on their faces. Nu-males are bottoms.
>>59595253How often do you hear about a chick accidentally squeezing a guy’s nuts in gym class?
>>59595282This nigga gets it
>>59595205Its hot af
>>59595205I don't fantasize about girls kicking my balls. I fantasize about girls kicking OTHER people's balls.
>>59595133Shut the up
>>59595180
>>59595133SWSH was a good game.I enjoyed the base game + DLC
>>59595133
>>59595223I am a guy and I like that too
>>59595428Does that theoretically make you a cuck?
>>59595205Most guys recognize how severe of a vulnerability it is having an unprotected pair of small defenseless highly-sensitive organ’s dangling in between their legs 24/7. Nothing can be done to overcome this vulnerability aside from wearing a cup which itself is not entirely effective and also quite uncomfortable to wear. So since the vulnerability is a constant fact of life for boys and men, it is natural for them to explore ways to psychologically/emotionally cope with having to live with such a glaring weak spot. The prospect of having an attractive member of the opposite sex exploiting their vulnerability is even more stimulating, because it incorporates their natural reproductive desire to mate with the precarious notion that being kicked in their testicles will likely have dire repercussions for their ability to have babies. This is further compounded by the fact that their preferred sexual partners (young attractive women/girls) are completely incapable of truly understanding the lived experience of what it’s like to have a pair of testicles. This causes a tantalizing notion for both parties, wherein they can freely explore the limits of his anatomical burden with each other.
>>59595282It’s definitely sexier when cute delicate girls do it rather than bitchy aggressive girls.
>>59595133I think it’s cute how they highlight the little balls as they’re being kicked in pics like this ^-^
>>59595242Yeah but you could like not breathe ever again. Ever though about that?
>>59595205Why don’t you bitches STOP kicking us in the balls? Stop assaulting boys for fun and watch the fetish rates drop dramatically.
>>59596264What? I never thought my testicles were not protected
I really wish an attractive pokegirl does NOT kick me really hard in the balls hahano sir no way definitely dont want that to happen :)
>>59595133Umm, OWW?>>59595205Most normal guys absolutely do NOT fantasize about that I can assure you.
Just troon out, faggots
>>59596218I think only if I implicitly want to be kicked.
>>59597022>Just cut your balls off>whole appeal of the thread is getting kicked in the balls
I want Gloria to step on me
>>59595133She is quite lacking in social grace
>>59595205It's a fetish that combines pain with being dominated. As someone that enjoys neither, it's definitely not for me.
Gloria is a good girl who wouldn't kick someone in the balls or lift a girl's dress or step on anyone.
>>59597856She's a menace
>>59595205Lots of incel types are into femdom as a result of getting bullied by girls during puberty and beyond
>>59598439Who tf gets bullied by girls?
>>59598373Are her pants down? Lole
>>59598554>Who tf gets bullied by girls?me
>>59598554Incels
>>59598558Why?
>>59595205Why the fuck do girls kick boys in the nuts so often? Shit is fucked up. You don’t see boys going around kicking pregnant women in the stomach now do you?
>>59597856>>59597856
>>59598713Society thinks that if a girl kicks you in the nuts you must have deserved it
>>59599142Society is dumb
>>59595205>>59595242Casual reminder that testicle oversesnitivity is a post-industrial era development
bump
>>59598713Where the fuck do you live? I'll move there
>>59595133Gloria's game is good.
