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The Golisopuzzle Archived

09/15/26(Tue)07:05:47 No.59596201

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The Golisopuzzle 09/15/26(Tue)07:05:47 No.59596201 Archived

Hello, average Golisopod user in Pokémon Champions. Today, I have locked you in a room with a puzzle to solve.

On your side of the field, is a base form Golisopod holding a Golisopite. It knows the moves First Impression and Rock Slide.

On the opponent's side of the field, is a Mega Charizard Y that only knows Weather Ball.

Both sides are down to their last Pokémon at full health, Charizard has had its evasiveness lowered, it is Golisopod's first turn on the field, and the weather is harsh sunlight. Trick Room is not active, you have not already Mega Evolved this game, and Weather Ball will only 2HKO Golisopod in its base form, even with a crit. Your goal is to successfully kill the Charizard.

Good luck, /VP/.

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)07:17:39 No.59596219

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)07:17:39 No.59596219

>>59596201
Can I phone a friend

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)10:19:52 No.59596474

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)10:19:52 No.59596474

just get lucky and crit + get missed

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)11:59:21 No.59596641

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)11:59:21 No.59596641

>>59596201
Mega evolve and click First Impression. Next?

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)12:06:09 No.59596663

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)12:06:09 No.59596663

We mega evolving and clicking iron head.

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)12:06:55 No.59596666

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)12:06:55 No.59596666

>>59596201
mega evolve
first impression

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)12:20:58 No.59596688

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)12:20:58 No.59596688

>>59596641
>>59596666

32+ Atk Tough Claws Golisopod-Mega First Impression vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Charizard-Mega-Y: 41-49 (26.7 - 32%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

0 SpA Charizard-Mega-Y Weather Ball (100 BP Fire) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Golisopod in Sun: 138-163 (92 - 108.6%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO

0 Atk Golisopod Rock Slide vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Charizard-Mega-Y: 168-200 (109.8 - 130.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Am I missing something?

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)12:42:34 No.59596724

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)12:42:34 No.59596724

>>59596201
Uh
Click Rock Slide?

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)12:48:23 No.59596730

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)12:48:23 No.59596730

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>>59596201
Go Golisopod! Mega evolve to do more damage, then hit em with a big First Impression!

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)15:35:33 No.59597011

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)15:35:33 No.59597011

>>59596688
You aren't believing. We're clicking Iron Head.

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)16:11:09 No.59597064

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)16:11:09 No.59597064

>>59596201
I megaevolve and click leech life

Anonymous
09/15/26(Tue)16:17:28 No.59597072

Anonymous 09/15/26(Tue)16:17:28 No.59597072

>>59596201
all these idiots clicking first impression when it's 4x resisted... i know better.
GOLISOPOD, MEGA EVOLVE AND USE SUCKER PUNCH

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)00:13:55 No.59597953

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)00:13:55 No.59597953

>>59596688
>Am I missing something?
Yeah, you're missing Rock Slide.

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)00:27:44 No.59597971

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)00:27:44 No.59597971

>>59596201
Just don't mega and click Rock Slide. Why would you want to take 4x when you can take neutral?

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)00:28:34 No.59597973

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)00:28:34 No.59597973

>>59597971
Yolo, retard. You're ngmi

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)00:36:18 No.59597989

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)00:36:18 No.59597989

>>59597973
You're not even speed tied to yolo.

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)00:52:39 No.59598016

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)00:52:39 No.59598016

>>59597989
my pokemon has no speed ties, kaiba.

Anonymous
09/16/26(Wed)02:20:34 No.59598154

Anonymous 09/16/26(Wed)02:20:34 No.59598154

>>59596201
Is this really the average level of intelligence for Mega Golisopod users in Champions?