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Is Team Aqua scarier than Magma
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My dick is scarier than Team Magma, which is funny considering it's what's going inside Courtney
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I didn't hate Team Magma until I met YIMBYs. You don't get it before that.
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>>59607383
Magma probably sweats more, imagine the stench
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>>59607383
I’d probably be more immediately scared of pirates than scientists despite the scientists probably possessing the ability to do far worse to me than the pirates if I lose to them and were captured.
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>>59607558
how are you putting your penis inside someone that doesn't exist?
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>>59607383
Yes, because I can't swim.
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>>59607383
Team Aqua has the more deranged goal. I think you need to be a psychopath to join Team Aqua over Magma, which at least promises more land for humanity to flourish on.
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>>59608749
Less water is the more deranged goal.
And this is coming from people who are supposedly educated enough to know that it’s a terrible idea.
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I always saw magma as more unhinged because they tried to erupt a volcano just to make more land in emerald. Aqua had less radical means.
Then strong weather of all things make them go back on everything they did.
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>>59607383
Aqua's plan is worse for humanity than Magma's but Archie is a very affable and friendly person so they come off better
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>>59607383
Yes, if they won then we would’ve gotten a Pokemon version of Waterworld with pretty much no hope for humanity or land based Pokemon
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they're both retards.
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>>59608779
It’s the Flood vs the Hopi Prophecy.
Both are equally world/culture ending cataclysms.
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>>59608749
>it rains a lot
big deal. it would take THOUSANDS OF YEARS of continous deluge to see a noticeable difference, and evaporation would mitigate the effects of it a lot. and even if sea levels rise, you can just go up to a higher elevation. big fucking deal

vs:
>it never rains again
everything dies horribly in a few days, maybe weeks or months if you are next to a big lake.
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>>59608544
She's real to me :(
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>>59608544
Maybe his onahole is named Courtney



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