This will be the starter trio for Gen 11 and the region is based on Germany.
These guys are honestly pretty cool, though. And the slug girl is cute. Would probably go with the fire unicorn/rhino if they were real.
Full quadrupedal starters are dead as a concept and the water starter's turning waifu for Gen 10, so it's unlikely they'll go water waifu two gens running.
>>59611803pombom is the waifu you retarded fag lizard lover
>>59611731kys
>>59611731commit die david
>>59611731it's impressive how each of these manages to just be a copy of a pokemon but with another's design in a way where you can't see any originality
>>59612052How so?
>>59612052Eh. I get what you mean, but I think they look fairly unique. Besides, that's exactly what GF's been doing for a long while.>>59612055Fire is very obviously ponytaGrass is kinda applin?And water is shellos, sorta, maybe?
>>59611731>black rose dragon at home>fire rhino lancer>lamer female version of that awesome beta mon
>>59611731Good. No grumpigs, spoink, teipigs, lechonks, or mamoswines in sight.Now this gen is acceptable
>>59611731>the region is based on Germany.How about no!Shut up!They won't do that.They are only allowed to make a game set in germany if they do a full U turn and make it an actually good RPG with a real story, memorable characters, interesting level design, no more FOMO events, no dexcut, actual gameplay mechanics besides just pick super effective move and DIFFICULTY and tie-in quality spinoffs to make the Pokémon more memorable.And since that will never, ever, ever happen, they need to stay away from germany!
Look, gamefreak, Germany was the evil mustache mans country in WW2.You don't want to be associated with that, right?
>>59611976Thankfully, this isn't rockstar who WOULD make a trans starter, to better pander to the alphabet soup (tenner says the pride parade's a cutscene, so edgy little teenagers can't Colombine the thing). No, the dog's going to be the shillmon, hence why it's design is neutral leaning masculine. The lizard's going to be the waifumon, hence why it's loaded with female design notes.I'll also point out the first starter they based off the 2nd most popular pet worldwide (Litten line) ended up the shillmon of Gen 7 and was aimed at little boys. And you honestly think the first starter based off the #1 most popular pet worldwide's not going to join the shonen shillmon squad. Your crash-out's going to be fucking hilarious.>>59612052You act as if the fanbase ever had a modicum of creativity or originality in its fakemon creation.
>>59612568My uncles best friends grandpas grandsons hairdressers boyfriend works at Gamefreak and he said that Pombon will be a disgustingly oversexualised cheerleader that is basically just an anime girl with huge tits, a slight dog snout and slight dog fur that will put Delphox and Primarina to shame.Meanwhile he said Gequa will be really cool with dual katanas made out of water and zhey put all their budget into his shonen attack animations. He has also heared that they wanted to give Gequa a deliberately overpowered ability to make him OP in competetive. Oh and he will get added to Smash Bros of course.
>>59611731decent fakemon? on my /vp/?
>59612619Cleaning the toilets is "working at Game Freak" but we both know they'd never let someone as retarded actually develop games alongside them. Die mad, they don't make this shit for you.
>>59612684You sound mad, sister.
>59612691I'm fully on-board with the shonen shillmon/water waifu dynamic we're getting though (that's the beauty of things, they've told us by reveal of the base stages how they're going to play the Gen. All that's left is it to actually play out and the expected noise to be unleashed). You seem to be unable to accept that however.
Does that mean Browt is the contrarian pick like Samurott,Skeledirge and Rillaboom?
Why is David still here?
>>59612953Given it was the one /vp/ loved without any conditions (like everyone claiming they'll love the dog ONLY if it becomes a contrarian-minded, entirely unimaginative arcanine rip-off), yeah.
>>59612955Why do you care?
>>59611731There will be a regional form of Jynx that restores its original blackface to better represent the changing socioeconomic factors in Germany too.
>>59612684>they'd never let someone as retarded actually develop games alongside them.they hired a mentally challenged AGP trannoid pedophile and when he ruined Typhlosion with pedo rape they rewarded him/her/it with a cushy director gig and the only reason we even know that is because their security is even more retarded.. And that's not even getting into the 30 year history of shit games, laziness, and other assorted stupidity before that. if anything being retarded is a requirement for game freak.
>mental delusion because she lost a culture war Game Freak were not shy in supportingBy doing nothing that contradicted Tajiri's concept of his series? Because Tajiri was noting seductive pokémon 10 years before the scenario writer got hired then tasked with writing in-universe lore explaining the universal constants. The fact NoA lost the localisation rights after Gen 4 and deliberately ignoring the canon to write their own little fictions just proves it (because they were bastardising the game localisations left, right and centre until they bowdlerised pokémon marriage and Game Freak took it off them). Compounded by the fact the first Gen after getting rid of the dinosaurs saw Game Freak present a sexy catgirl, which gets jelaous if its trainer doesn't pay it enough attention (sounds like a girlfriend) and made her the shillmon.Of course NONE of this affects taking the child-friendly veneer at face value and enjoying the games that way. But supposed adults can't do that AND accept that mindset or mentality is not the pervasive overarching one (which is why despite you thinking it's one paedo from 21 years ago, Game Freak are still pandering to furfag waifufans, just as they did before Gen 4).
>>59612707>Heh, I am denying (you) (you)r (you).The ultimate sign of seething and pissing yourself with rage.
>"i don't give people (You)'s when I'm mad, so everybody must do that"Cool story kid. I don't give retards free (You)'s, so when someone proves themselves so, I stop giving them the attention their parents never gave them.
>>59611731QUIT. MAKING. THE WATER STARTER. HOT.
>>59611731>grass starter with a flower collarWELCOME BACK KINOGANIUM
>>59611731At this point I think it is internal design canon that starter Pokemon are meant to be tetrapods. Mudkip is said to be a fish, but it still seems to be based on an axolotl, olm or amphibian of sorts. Whenever I see an invertebrate or fish starter fan design I get an ick though the designs might be fine
>>59611731They're kinda based besides the slug, which is an abomination but I'd take this just for 2/3 of them to be pretty cool
Gen 11 will not be a European country. It will be a place many of you will consider a "rapist shithole".
>>59614071>It will be a place many of you will consider a "rapist shithole".so Germany?
>>59614118Eh, I'll take it.
