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Dudunsparce still feels like a sick joke
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If you haven't picked up on this yet, Gamefreak likes fucking with people.
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Fun fact:
There are two forms so there is a 50% chance to PERMANENTLY end up with the shittier two piece version and you CAN'T even reroll it by save scumming.
Just another subtle kick in the face for Dunsparce fans.
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>>59612602
I genuinely cant imagine being so committed to being miserable that you cant enjoy this
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>>59612606
thats fucking hilarious
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>>59612606
It's a 1% chance to get a three-segment one.
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>>59612606
Isn't 3 segment a 1% chance?

>>59612621
Absolutely done just to piss off autists, expecially ones who want a shiny.
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>>59612602
bypasses protect btw
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>>59612606
>>59612622
>>59612623
three segment is typically a 1% chance but you can get it up to a 50/50 chance by transferring up a dunsparce caught in gen 3 or 4 with a hardy nature and serene grace for ability
people agree to ridiculous trades for these on home btw, especially if shiny
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>>59612658
Not for long!
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They somehow made it even more decrepit of a shitmon than before the evo because now you need to catch 100 of them to get one good one.
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the funniest part of the joke is that this what people got after screaming for a dunsparce evo for two decades
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>>59612689
If you're lucky. 1 in a 100 /= one in every 100.
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>>59612690
No, the funniest is the people screaming for an evo headcanoning it was supposed to be some savant secret badass legendary instead of just a joke shitmon.
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>>59612606
That's the joke: Dunsparce is a mon entirely about luck so the evo asks you "double or nothing?"
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>>59612606
>there is a 50% chance to PERMANENTLY end up with the shittier two piece version
I seriusly doubt about it
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>>59612702
>seriusly
ESL
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>>59612703
ESL board newfag
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>>59612711
indians and south americans are the only one keeping your dead shithole website alive
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>>59612712
>website
Country*
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>>59612714
>Country
Tribe*
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>>59612626
hyper drill is worthless because it's normal-type and dudunsparce is already slow as molasses
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>>59612606
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>>59612602
imagine getting a cross-gen evo in gen 9, a gen filled with broken powercreep bullshit, and one where basically every other cross-gen evo introduced managed to carve some sort of competitive niche, and still being THIS useless
it had to have been on purpose
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>>59612745
It was, Dunsparce is a joke.
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>>59612755
>Mfw the pokemon called DUDunsparce is a joke
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>>59612602
It is. Game freak has always hated most Gen 2 Pokémon. Why would Dunsparce be any different
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>>59612602
Should've gotten a mega evolution tbdesu
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>>59612742
>bypasses wide guard
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The existence of Dudunsparce is the funniest, most based rhing GF has done in years. Unironically one of my favorite pokemon purely because of hot funny the fact that it exists is.
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>>59612877
If Evolite didn't exist, they might have had a non stat increasing/optimising Evo.
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When are we getting a third evolution?
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>>59612904
gen 18
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>>59612602
I read this as "Dunsparce" and thought the op pic was of a Dunsparce too
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>>59612602
All of gen 9 felt like a sick joke.
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>>59612909
Can't blame you really.
Especially if you were smart enough not to play SV.
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>>59612915
And you bought it anyway.
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>>59612606
That's been Dunsparce's point from the beginning. It's just supposed to be a funny rare mon since tsuchinoko are believed to bless you with good luck if you see one.
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>>59612918
This is the biggest joke.
EVERYONE who complains about gen 8 and 9 being shit bought it anyways, played it, beat it and bought the DLC. This is because you see Pokémon games as a part of culture that you have to experience and can't miss out on, even if you know it sucks. Because it is your childhood series after all.
This is how they get away with making depressing nightmarish slop like SV and still easily outsell Mario games with about 500 times more skill, love and effort put in and even many PC games.
Personally I am not part of the problem. I didn't buy gen 8 because it fucking sucked and watched the youtube let's play instead. For SV I didn't even watch the youtube let's play because of how fucking boring the game is. I just shitpost about it because that is all gen 9 is good for.
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Do parents still pass level up moves if the same species? Might be worth setting up a Dunsparce breeding farm that will know Hyper Drill at birth to try to get 3 segment.



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