I don't understand why they want us to like this shitty ass ugly mon
>>59613641Because there are always autists whoa re willing to buy a fat ton of the merch related to it.Imagine having a backbone to say no only once to buying their games or their overpriced merch. Consoomerism begins with you and it can end with you as well. Be better than that.
>>59613641Imagine how much this will be resold for
Because james turner made it
>>59613641it's got sex appeal
>>59613641How dumb do you have to be to buy a shitmon for 10000$?I hope some thug steals this, melts it and makes something ore worthy from the gold.
>>59613641It's Pokemon 1000. Arguably the biggest shill campaign since Charizard.
>>59613682And the biggest fail since forever. KEKI hope they fired that designer.Everyone HATES fugly shitmons!!!
>>59613641>no palossand figure made from real sand>no diancie figure made from real diamonds>no magcargo figure made from real magma
>>59613693>no diancie figure made from real diamondsBecause Diancie is not a shillmon and mostly forgotten about in after gen 6.>no magcargo figure made from real magmaDUUUUUDE!!!!! I FUCKING WANT THAT!!!
>>59613693>no Garbodor figure made from real trash
>>59613702AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!
>>59613641Maybe it's because it's the 1,000th Pokémon
I stopped actively paying attention around Gen 5 what's with this Frigo Cheese Heads guy
>>59613707He's Cinna-mon from Apple Jacks, dude
>>59613707It's a gay cuck SLOPmon from the ugly and stupid generation 9, the worst Pokémon generation of all times.At least until gen 10 releases!
>>59613641because she's the official waifumon of gen 9!
>>59613670>>59613671>>59613676both female btw
>>59613714So are you gonna buy this for 10000$ and goon over it?
>>59613716Actually dengo is genderless
>>59613693>no bergmite figure made from real ice
>>59613641I fucking hate this thing so much, god these new designs are such horse shit
>>59613714Cringe and gay!>>59613802Whoah, so based! I kneel, king!
>>59613649The only SV Pokemon he designed were the Tauros forms, Dodonzo and Tatsugiri
>>59613641to this day I defend that it would he good if it were mouthless or had like a muppet mouth
>>59613670>>59613671>>59613676>>59613714can you selfish retards not make everything about your fetish for five fucking threads?
>>59613707Steel/Ghost type made of 1000 living golden coins, also pokémon No. 1000. Pretty cool in theory, but it looks like some 90s mascot that would say shit like "tubular!" so everyone rightfully dislikes it
>>59613641Shoot this thing with gun
>>59613641>ugliest pokemon of the gen is the most meta defining Why does this keep happening
>>59613855>Actually caring about Smogon VGC TCG TBP GIP PDF SLOP
>>59613855they do it on purpose to further reinforce the fact that competitive pokémon is fucking stupid as shit
>>59613744so it's not gay if i wanna fuck them?
>>59613898Wanting to fuck any Pokémon is gay by default.Faggot!
>>59613901i wanted it to be gay you filthy hetero. it ain't fun if it's straight
>>59613902HA! FAGGOT!
>>59613641cheesestring ahh mon. Also, that is $2,100USD of gold in there, so that's a nearly 5x markup. Bad bad investment, genuinely.
>>59613641Failed Shillmon
personally i think u guys r fkn crazy and way off base in ur appraisal of this design, which is funny and cool both ironically and dead seriously. this is mascot tier design work, literally, which should be a mark of pride on it. clearly conveys what it is and what it does, simple and memorable, a cheeky smile with dreads and a skateboard like come on this guy is way past cool!! be so for real!!the echo chamber of this board - its echosystem, if u will - consistently picks the worst possible opinion and tries 2 enforce it as law like people don't have 2 eyes and a heart 2 see the soul of gholdengo. i need 2 cut some of u open n study u 2 figure out how u work so i can learn why this happens here so often.
>>59613931I didn't read that it was 15g and 6cm tall.Wow, that makes it worse.
>>59613641Honestly I don’t get what’s not to like about him. He’s kind of badass with his surfboard and he reminds me of the fruit punch guy with dreads. I like how he is similar to meltan and melmetal in obtainment . When I got him in Pokémon go he was a fast favorite. Haven’t really played gen 9 yet though
>>59613641It looks like graffiti from the 90s
>>59613953>>59613961Looks like a rejected cereal mascot.Somewhat skinny-fat.Fugly hair,Fugly face.Made out of money to symbolize what modern Pokémon is all about.Minus points for being a waste of spot 1000.
>>59613967I think people made their expectations way too high for Pokémon 1000. Mfers were expecting it to be the original dragon
>>59613978If it wasn't spot 1000, this would be a perfectly forgettable generic shitmon next to Rabsca, Spidops, Lokix and Grafaiai.
>>59613641Who is retarded enough to pay $10,000 for it?!? I like it but that price is disgusting
>>59613961I'm just confused where they got the idea to make their 1000 gold coins Pokemon a surfer dude.What the fuck is the connection?
>>59614022>Who is retarded enough to pay $10,000 for it?!?Pokémon fans.And scalpers.But mostly Pokémon fans.
>>59613693>>no diancie figure made from real diamondswould actually be neat.>>59614029Boy DO I want scalpers to buy these, just for TPCi to realize this and release more. To them scalpers are infinite money.
>>59613641It looks like Japanese-only merch judging from the plaque. In Asia the fans are actually fans, i.e. people who are willing to buy things that don't have Charizard, Pikachu or Gengar slapped on them.
Meanwhile, in a much better execution of this concept...
>>59613641>usI have never owned 10k in my life...
>>59613641I like him
>>59613641Money that could've gone into making the games better. They genuinely don't care and they fully believe in the "you'll buy it anyways" philosophy. Disgusting.Still not buying a Switch 2. They can be tonedeaf and keep Pokémon as a scalper and paypiggy franchise.
>>59614115Anon that much gold is only actually worth like 2k. Not only is that a pittance at the scale of games they're making but they're selling it for a literal 5x markup kek
>>59614121It's not just that,https://essential-japan.com/news/pokemon-unveils-new-10000-solid-gold-gholdengo-30th-anniversary-figure/They're displaying two "life-size gold figures" in addition to selling the mini gold leaf covered Gholdengo statues.For $10k a pop. "While supplies last", implying it's more than 1 statue for sale.You don't hate TPC enough.
>poors seethe TPC creates merch for first world developed rich people instead of scalper fuck retards like them
>>59614136oink oink!
>>59614136
>proves my pointCalling me names wont change the fact you're poor monkey. Nor change the fact you get mad over kid's games and the developers that make them.
>>59613838we fuck coins here
>>59614136>instead of scalper fuck retards like themOh yeah real Pokémon fans are such scalpers for being expect to pay $600+ MSRP for gen 10, lol. We're the scalpers, totally. Not Nintendo hiking console and game prices for profit and then saying American tariffs are the reason why.>>596141440.00073 ETH has been deposited to your wallet by The Pokémon Company, Inc. Thanks for correcting the record! :) Check your email.
>>59614129>Pikachublessed. He deserves gold statues in every culture
>>59613855Kingambit isn't ugly.
>>59614112God I love Mimog, but I fucking despise Gholdengo
>>59614129I hate the company, but there's nothing I loathe more than those paypigs that shallow easily to overpriced shit from scalpers, and now this obscure luxury merch.
>>59613855>>ugliest pokemon of the gen is the most meta definingCHARIZARD has been the most meta defining pokemon of the season though
>>59614649You're not supposed to point that out. It ruins my narrative.
>>59613641the goyslopper and his money are soon parted
>>59613674>ore worthy from the gold.You don't know how gold works
>>59613682Then why didn't make the fabled 1000th Pokemon look better?
