>create the perfect Pokémon >debut it in the perfect location (the only early game electric type tucked away in the first dungeon with a rare spawn. Everybody now wants to find their own rare cute mouse)>give it a perfect evolution>give it an okay pre-evolution (Pichu's existence can be ignored half the time anyways)>give its perfect evolution a perfect regional form>give its perfect evolution two perfect megas what went so right?
>>59614076>It's ok to shill everywhere because he's the mascot.
>>59614085Yeah.