Hey anons, it's friday again. Who wants to go for a ride?
>>59636239ride as in a boat ride or sex?
never going to union cave again. last time i did i got my dick sucked but i'm not sure if it was by lapras or a hiker
>>59636246it was the rapist in the trenchcoat with a slowpoke
>>59636239My favorite ride-mon. Sadly corrupted by gooners.
>>59636239yes but only after she's been turned into a pooltoy and inflated big and round
>>59636338But it was Lapras that corrupted me.
>"i always liked lapras actually"bull. shit.
>>59636239My favorite goon-mon. Sadly corrupted by ridefags.
>>59636243Yes.>>59636338It was always thirsty for human cocks. You can't decanonize pokephilia.
*inflates the Lapras to the point she's a rounded out puffball*She'll be a nice balloon to accompany my Aurorus and Primarina.
>>59636338>CorruptedShe was always for human dick.
>>59636239LAPRAS SEX
>>59637458I don't get it. That thing's too big anyway. It'd be like waving a hotdog inside a plastic bag.
PLAPRAS SEXOOOO
>>59636338>by goonersdo i need to remind you of the stories leaked straight from gamefreak?
>>59637767I imagine it’s like dolphin pussy where they have extreme control of their vaginal muscles, can tighten for your size and massage you from inside.
>>59636522No one could possibly like the strong pokemon that's forced into your hands in the first game and heavily featured in the orange islands filler arc, any popularity must all be the result of some fetish comic from a couple years ago.
>>59636338>by goonersYou mean by GameFreak?
>>59637814>>59637840ThisGamefreak itself wanted Ninetales, Rapidash, and Lapras to be human fuckers at the start. Some Pokemon aren’t ruined by gooners, they are made specifically for them.
>>59637767Educate yourself
>>59636592BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>59637843>Ninetales>RapidashDon't tell me there's a hidden humanfucker lore regarding them too.
>>59638609Don’t look or about Ninetales but Rapidash had FreakLeak smut. She betrays her brothers and lets them be murdered so she can fuck some random human. Also he cuts her hair despite it being made out of fire
>>59638609I think the anime featured an episode heavily referencing Kitsune WifeWhat I'm absolutely positive about is that Legends Arceus had a sidequest that confirmed human/Froslass relationship which had born fruit of two Snorunt kids.
>>59638609As >>59638827 correctly remembered, the anime featured an episode centred around Ninetails which leaned heavily on the Kitsune Bride myths (the Ninetails created an illusion of a woman taking care of the house for her "master", which Brock resembled).>>59638827Two-for-two, you're on a roll lad. Yep, the quest was based around a particular telling of the Yuki-Onna myth (the yokai Froslass is based off) where the Yuki-Onna spares the life of the man who broke his word, out of respect for the children they had together. She still leaves and leaves him broken hearted (like the man in the journal writes) but she won't kill the father of her children. Almost note-for-note the story told in the side-quest.
>>59638609They're only basing the pokémon world's treatment of horsies off the real world treatment of same.
>>59638934>Mans actual best friend is the horse>93% female ownershipI’m nooticing
>>59638927Of course. I made the pic you've posted. I haven't seen that Ninetales episode in forever thoughMakes one wonder how many prudes and copers lost their shit performing mental gymnastics in attempts to save their crumbling, ignorant view on the franchise (and Japanese culture by extension) when presented with this evidence.
>>59638609this >>59638620
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>>59640053I'm sorry, but who are you quoting?
>>59640068My penis. He's a mute.
>>59639178Not nearly as many as teraleak dragged up. Kinda hard to hide from the truth, when it was even more blatant in the production materials than in the finished releases and viewing the series overall through the lens of "poképhile-friendly" explains why any starter they want to succeed becomes bipedal and attractive to one gender or the other in the most recent Gens. They want kids picking things because they think they're cool and adults picking the same thing as they're attractive eg - Delphox in Gen 6: shilled heavens hard at little girls with the two girlycomp anime characters using them and only portraying female examples of the species and family line. But also Pokémon Maid Marian with psychic abilities and a chest bump to give the impression of tits on a Phox, doubling down by making the pinnace exemplar of the speices a girl in the event raids in SV.
>>59638609There was nothing for Ninetales, but there was one for Rapidash.Early gens had a bunch of suspicious shit when it comes to Rapidash, there are TWO different NPCs in gen 1 who are obsessed with Rapidash, and one is in the Gamefreak building. Someone working there absolutely wanted flaming hot mare pussy and he got away with it for years.
>>59640128Oh yes. I'm all for it. Delphox is amazing.SV raids also set as girls Meowscarada, Primarina, Meganium and Eevee. In general they seemed to go with the rule of "clearly girly = raid boss is female, clearly masculine or ambiguous (like Cinderace, Hisuian Typh) = male"In case of Meowscarada, the waifumon focus is so incredibly blatant, that it really boggles my mind how there are people denying it. Even the anime LOVES focusing on her legs and in one of the latest episodes they gave an entire shot of her ass at a low angle, that I'm going to post below. It's not a matter of whether someone at the company jerks off to the cat. It's a matter of how many.I'm also convinced that Gecqua is absolutely standing up and becoming a waifumon,
Like seriously, it literally cannot get any more obvious.
Doesn't even stop at main series games or the anime. The shitty, greedy puzzle gacha, Cafe, definitely had someone horny for Hisuian Typhlosion, she had 3 different cutesy outfits if memory serves right, and webm related (slowed down a bit) was released for Valentine's.
Unite was also famous for many outfits, including belly dancer-like Delphox and Mewtwo with tits.
They always knew what they were doing. Every single one of them.
shut up fag
You aren't getting me to fuck the plesioturtle.
>>59640216>Mewtwo with titsSo that's what the Two stands for.
>>59640199>>59640211>>59640215>>59640216>>59640218Don't forget this one.>>59640210The UK twitter posted a "painting nails" emoji and Gecqua's design's STUFFED full of feminine design note. I'm expecting her to stand up into a sexy frilly water dancer at this stage (and will be picking the water starter for only the second time in-series if it does indeed evolve into a sexy waifumon lizzer). Just gotta hope Salazzle's also on the islands, can make a duo of them.
>>59640245Didn't forget hah, there's just a lot of thishttps://rentry.org/bm9m59vu>"painting nails" emojiForgot that one though. I'm so picking up this lizard.
>lapras thread>no lapri
>>59640323it isnt a fursuit mon so we don't talk about it on nu/vp/, even in threads dedicated to it ve must talk about the phox
>>59640343not a fursuit mon but still sex shaped mon
>>59640323Sorry most of my Lapras folder is NSFW
>>59640323
>>59640232Of course little girls is more your speed, typedo.
>>59640375>t. projecting pedophile Go back
>>59640348Red has a male lapras though.
>>59640272>>59640245Seek help for your porn addiction
>>59640199>there are TWO different NPCs in gen 1 who are obsessed with Rapidash, and one is in the Gamefreak buildingThe other one is some old chairman of the Pokémon "Fan" Club who ... has ... some ... curious ... dialogue. Not only that, you get a Bike Voucher for an expensive item afterwards. Probably to silence Red / Leaf to not tell anybody about his fantasies, like what the fuck. Also maybe I'm seeing things, but the PFC sign in front of the building looks ... off.>>59640272Shouldn't the Rentry get updated? There's probably some newer stuff missing.>>59640413Stop browsing a board dedicated to a franchise from and for pokefuckers.
>>59640323All I can offer are some pokegirls with a phat Laprass.
>>59640409I am Red and you were Red too though>>59640413I'm not addicted to porn though. Thanks for your concern. Even in /spt/ I always advise moderation and keeping in mind that this is all a fantasy that should not impact your real life.If that interests you, I'm a sucker for romance (and it shows in my fiction too). Sex is secondary.>>59640420I should probably add the new Mewscarada ass webm. Maybe should include the Ninetales TCG ass. And the fact that life-sized Gardevoir plush exists. And the Gardevoir PokeToon.Any other ideas? I feel like this list will never be truly complete, but that shouldn't stop us.
>>59640413Seek help for the hormonal imbalance you have causing you to lack a basic human biological function, a libido.
>>59640232>entered the thread in the first placeYes you will fuck the plesioturtle.
>>59640461>Any other ideas?Not from memory right now.
>>59640232How about now?
>>59640482that's worse
>>59640482go away homo
485 pounds of Laprass
>>59640517why the fuck does it have 6 limbs
>>59640536 Where's the 6th one you're seeing? Its 4 flippers and a tail
>>59640536You misinterpreted the tail
I'd take Lapras as a partner, but no marriage. Who would want a wife that can read your mind, AND is a plesiosaur?
>>59640467>Muh libido cope Healthy libido isn't being a sex starved freak 24/7
>LaprasJust say you like fat people
>>59640848Having a sex drive doesn't mean you're a "sex-starved freak". Prudes like (you) are a cancer upon society, You're authoritarians who seek to tell other people what they can and cannot do in the privacy of their own home. Of course, if it's you being censored you suddenly become free speech advocates, hypocrites that you are.
>>59640914>no replyI am sure he fits completely, hence why the sub human didn't reply even to defend himself. What a loser.
>>59640461>walking wakeI just nutted to a fat one a few hours ago.
>>59640780>Who would want a wife that can read your mind, AND is a plesiosaur?Is that supposed to be bad? 'Cause it doesn't sound horrible.
>>59641094Inflation anon?
>>59641169YesAnd yes I have a fetish for weight gain and inflation.And also yes I'd inflate my favorite Pokemon or have it be a massive fat blob.
>>59641184Heh. I knew it. Not like I have an interest in that, but I recall you from /spt/. Walking Waifu is amazing though
What would you do in this situation?
>>59641200
>>59640914>>59641053Take your fucking meds. Just saying that a healthy sex drive isn't being a deranged addict or a stick up the ass prude.
>>59641184>inflationanon fantasizes about Pokemon being fat>Game Freak fantasizes about gore and rape The internet owes inflationfriends a huge apology
>>59640323I got one!>>59640215>>59640216>>59640353I don't really see the problem with these?
>>59641494fuck off, stupid shitter. take your cyanide.
>>59640872It's not fat it's blubber, and it's needed to stay buoyant.
Plap go UP!
>>59644226*Plapras
>You were issued a warning for posting >>59645829.Seriously?
>>59646043I got banned for posting an anthropomorphic Walking Wake wearing a bikini once.Mind you this was in a thread with people posting borderline porn of Lopunny and never had their posts deleted.
>>59646121>this was in a thread with people posting borderline porn of LopunnyExactly. There are worse things in this thread and even worse things around the board. Getting rid of that one image is asinine.
>>59646043obsessed janniggers
>>59646423this is the lapras i like to see.
>>59646121>>59646423I've learned to simply not visit this dogshit board aside from literally one generalI'm only here because I saw a glimpse of the catalog while looking for a general and couldn't resist plapras
>>59647185Good ban. They should go further and ban all pokemon image spam/coom threads. You probably killed the eeveenigger mod's pet thread
>>59647193if they banned coomer threads this board would be dead
make vp a red board.
>>59647185Meanwhile Yawnfaggotry is allowed to go unchecked as blatant bait is allowed to stay on the catalog.>>59646121Fuck it I'm posting her.
>>59647215yuck. would look better with b cups
>>59647217...I like big boobs.
>>59647236Well to an extent anyway outside of inflation and weight gain where I want them massive.
>>59647217>posts/4256278There's a better one.
>>59647193Nah, they should make it a red board and ban puriteens for being underage B&
>>59647185you subhumans have some fucking abominable taste holy fuck
>>59647557meant for >>59647273
What day does Drifloon appear at Valley Windworks? It's also Friday, right? Is everything Friday?
>>59647646that post is also included in the "you subhumans" pool
>>59647729meant for >>59647701
>>59647193>ban for off-topic, all images must pertain to pokemon>implying Absol isn't a pokemon>They should go further and ban all pokemon image spam/coom threadshow do you imagine the board looking without image threads? you know, this is an IMAGEboard>>59647215nice tits>>59647557elaborate
>>59636239oi mates yis friday again
>>59649168oh boy time to close combat a lapras.
>>59649206
>>59640413Fuck off puritard
>>59647544Based
>mfw my thread survived till the next Friday
>friday again
giwtwm
>>59641503No.
Sex
>>59652816PLAP THE LAP!
CLOSE COMBAT THE LAP!
Lardpras.
>>59653543WITH MY DICK
>>59654567she's naked. this is porn, delete this.
>>59654567Put that shell back on you whore.
>>59654567woeh...
bump
>>59636239>adventuring every Friday into a flooded cave to fuck a Dinosaur's pussy >it's moans can be heard through the whole cave and starts myths about it>it keeps coming back every single week
this is the floatiest ridable pokemon. it deserves to be turned into a pooltoy.
>>59656607that would make great knife throwing target practice
>>59656625not a very efficient use of inflatables, it'd deflate after one throw and you'd have to patch it back up and reinflate it every single time, or use the deflated version but at that point what's the point
>>59656607If I'm being honest here I'd have a pooltoy Pokemon team.
>>59656665my aim is so bad i could use 10 knives for one hit
>>59656625It would actually make a very poor target. Something you can't possibly miss is the worst thing to train with, as you develop no sense of precision; you're better off throwing knives at a post or something small and/or slender.
>>59656772see>>59656674
>>59656779Still means nothing. Generally speaking, if you're practicing with throwing knives, it's because you intend on trying to use them on a human (a Pokemon is much sturdier, so if they can survive a Cut, Slash, Hyper Cutter, etc., a throwing knife ain't doing jack shit). So since the weapon will only really work on another human, you only benefit from using human-sized targets - being able to hit a Lapras-sized one, even after missing 9 out of 10 throws, doesn't help you in any way for practicing to hit normal-sized targets. All you'll do is piss off the Lapras and get a Hydro Pump to the face for your troubles.
>>59656607I thought there already was one you can order over at Pokemon Center.
>>59656607>>59657232https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/710-06095/lapras-pokemon-sunset-pool-float
>>59637835God Ken Sugimori's original art style is so peakWtf happened
>>59658030He knew pedophiles and faggots would keep buying it anyway so he stopped trying. He’s said multiple times he hates being the “Pokémon guy” and is phoning it in out of spite
>>59647185I got range banned once simply for replying to a post like that. Not even with another picture or anything explicitly lewd either.All jokes aside, it really does seem like there are mods on here who either A) really do think it's all just one guy posting content like that on /vp/ and replying to himself (it's not) or B) that lewding Pokemon isn't something that a sizable portion of Pokemon's fanbase takes part in (it is).
>>59657232yeah but imagine if lapras was turned into a living inflatable haha
