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Why is every hiker morbidly obese if they love to hike so much?
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>>59656468
because it is an evolution. humans who evolve into hiker just look like that, act like that, and train Geodudes and machops.

That is like asking why venusaur or blastoise are fat when they grow up battling. That is just how their evolution is shaped.

as for why GF designed the hiker to be fat, idk that is a good question I never thought about. If I had to guess, it has something to do with the fact that the designers were perverts. Hikers always gave off "stranger danger" vibes.
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based thread. please dont post porn of this man
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>>59656468
>Why is every hiker morbidly obese
Old news, they heard you 10 years ago. Hikers have been fit since SM.
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>>59656468
'cuz they are Germans.
That's why they all dress like that too.
My countrymen.
>>59656644
Those are buff germans.
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>>59656493
>it has something to do with the fact that the designers were perverts. Hikers always gave off "stranger danger" vibes.
Someone post the image
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>>59656468
it's another Koji Nishino reference. They make him the hiker sprite in the BW Gamefreak battles
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>>59656468
They're strongfat.
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>>59656979
What did Nishino mean by this?
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>>59657073
It's true without any further meaning necessary.
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>>59657073
I wonder how old Atsuko Nishida was when Koji Nishino was obsessing over her during Pikachu's creation? It'd be funny if Pikachu was created from Snorlax's pedophilia
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>>59656468
You can be fat and have muscles, you can eat lots of carbs and protein and calories and still be active. Similarly you can be skinny yet still be an unhealthy nerd who never goes outside.
There's a reason the strongest men on earth look big and doughy instead of chiseled out of rock like the giga chad memes.
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>>59656468
I hike a lot, and as I get older I look more and more like the hiker. I have a beard, I wear a hat with a broad brim, I use a walking stick, and I’m a little overweight. I use hiking as an escape from my depressing life, food and alcohol also serve as escapes, hence why I’ve gained weight. Those hikers always seem so jolly, but maybe they are dealing with some stuff that you don’t understand.



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