Who thought this was a good idea? Who thought this was fair?>but you got a regional formAnd the only thing Typhlosion got from that regional form was a smear campaign.
nothing beyond what typhlosion deserves
>>59656855Gamefreak is retarded, what else is new?
>>59656855>All the Kanto starters get a mega>All the Hoenn starters get a mega>All the Kalos starters get a mega>All the Lumiose starters get a megaEverything checks out to me, the only outlier is Charizard getting two.
>>59656876Somehow Typhlosion not having a mega evolution to maintain parity with Meganium and Feraligatr is not the dumbest thing with this franchise.Game Freak always finds away to do something retarded.
>>59656855Typhlosion is an ugly shitmon that looks fat, has stubby limbs, lack detail and has an ugly fire neck thing.Typhlosion should have gotten the humiliation ritual toilet fetish mega instead of Feraligatr
>>59656881There was discussion about the obvious implications of this since the dumpster fire starter line up was first revealed.The best idea I've seen on /vp/ was giving the Kalos starters a second mega evolution, because it was always awkward that Charizard has two.But it is very offensive that Charizard (the most popular starter of Kanto) gets two mega evolutions, while Typhlosion (the most popular starter of Johto) gets a false rape accusation.
Typhlosion is the only starter in the 'FilesSo it's not coincidence
>>59656855Everytime I see Typhlosion I burst out laughing that he is forever associated with rape. Slaking is even funnier though, but what makes Typhlosion funny is he had a real fanbase unlike the slakoth line and seeing them crumble is still great. Yea Feraligatrs a toilet so what? He'll see more vag now than any Typedo could ever hope to
>>59656855>>59656921>>59656934I genuinely want to know why we can't get Pokemon games or stories geared towards adults? That Typhlosion story wouldn't be weird if it was part of a collection geared towards older fans.
>>59656934It wasn't simple rape.If you read the Typhlosion story, you have:>involuntary intoxication>kidnap>illegal captivity>rape (multiple charges) and impregnation>blackmailing / harrassing>attempted murder>criminal usage of false identityTyphlosion would land life in prison at best and capital punishment at worst. They wrote an incredibly depraved story for him.
>>59656921>>59656934Geg, Typhlosion is a decrepit pedo rapist shitmon.
>>59656855Because you’re a cock sucking faggot. who brought it anyway. Do us a favor and get raped >>59656881>>59656876You guys get it. Game freak has never been worth a damn. Anyone who plays the main series should kill themselves > looks fat, has stubby limbs,Have you never seen a mustelid in your life? > lack detail Maybe game freak should have spent less time writing hate porn and more time giving Typhlosion a mega that has detail >and has an ugly fire neck thingDifferent strokes for different folks I guess. > Typhlosion should have gotten the humiliation ritual toilet fetish mega instead of FeraligatrWah wah wah, cry moar diddums >>59656955The “typhlosion” story is proof game freak sucks at writing adult shit, literally some tumblroid cunt’s understanding of writing by shoving rape everywhere
>>59656855Ugly overrated pedo badger deserves the smear campaign.
>>59656914>falsewe all know T. Diddy did it
>>59656955The real reason is it wouldnt sell that well. A lot of Pokemons game sales are clueless parents buying it for their kids. Pokemon is "safe" so it is a brainless buy to shut their kids up. A rated M pokemon game suddenly would be scary to parents , they dont wanna buy the graphic one, ahh its too much bother to know the right one, lets just get him some roblox cards instead. This is what TPC fears. The thing is, even if they did make it, it'd be dogshit like every game they make now since fucking B2/W2. So just find a fun romhack for adults it is seriously the only worthwhile pokemon product left anymore
>>59656980Pedophile grotesquely deformed hedgehog thing claws typed this shit.
>>59657086>>59657072>>59656984>>59656980It is all so tiresome.The discourse on Typhlosion will now be forever tainted with this bullshit. Why did they choose Typhlosion out of so many Pokémon? Make Zoroak the drug rapist pedophile, not the fire starter.It is now impossible to discuss anything else.
>>59657229because Game Freak considers Zoroark more important than Typhlosion
>>59656855>Typhlosion gets a Regional form>It improves it with a secondary Ghost typing making it immune to Fake Out and gives it a secondary STAB, and is stronger without the Flash Fire boost>Typhlosion gets a Mega instead>+35 Atk, +15 SpA, +60 SpD, -10 Spe>Ability is an Iron Fist clone but for “Wheel” moves of which only Flame Wheel Typhlosion will learn>They also make it Fire/Bug because le Honey Badger and its design is it being covered in honey
>>59657276this, retards in this thread don't get that Typhlosion isn't a shillmon. Only shillmon industry plants get good megas
>>59657333A megaevolution would have done much more for Typhlosion than a regional form that can't show up again.Like Jesus Christ, Typhlosion is #5 most popular Johtomon, even though it was never shilled in 26 years.Maybe this is why they hate Typhlosion, because they never intended for him to be popular.The entire rape thing made Typhlosion sink from 7th most popular to 18th, now it is back to 5th after Feraligatr became a toilet and Meganium... Meganium was never even in the top 20 of Johto.Gamefreak doesn't understand the competitive scene of its own game, I hardly think they know how to make a Pokémon weak or strong.I think it was Ohmori who expressed surprise that Flareon was not more popular.
Regardless of how shit Mega Typhlosion would be, all Starters need Megas - they are the few Pokemon whose existence mandates it.
>>59657367>I think it was Ohmori who expressed surprise that Flareon was not more popular.Game Freak not taking a hint as always?WELL GEE SAY IF IT AIN'T SO BECAUSE THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT inb4 say guy who was shocked over Aegislash being used as a special attacker
>>59657406>all Starters need Megas - they are the few Pokemon whose existence mandates it.Typhlosion is the only exception. Its existence mandates that it is actively undermined by the people who created him. There is a vendetta against Typhlosion among the devs, it is not possible that it is all a coincidence. >>59657408Ohmori thought Flareon was competitively viable and thought it was overpowered because of Flame Blitz.
>>59657406We've been over this a million times (we in the general sense since you likely weren't there during the conversations) only Shill starters get Megas. notice how the Sinnoh starters still have nothing. And Typhlosion in particular is absolutely not a shill starter and wasn't even supposed to be a starter in the first place, game freak is still melding that a higher up told them to replace that shitty temu Arcanine ripoff. that evolved from that shitty temu pikachu.
>>59656855They haven't really cared about parity between starters since they implemented Ash Greninja in SM. But here's to hoping that Mega Typhlosion is in Project Seed, I'd totally have it on my team.
At least the pedo badger has a good design unlike the down syndrome crocodile wearing a toilet seat and the faggy dinosaur that was always irrelevant.
>>59657576Hell, they'd never cared about parity on starters period. >project seednot happening, normorids only care about Kanto, why would game freak waste time having all the japan regions when Sinnoh just got BDSM a few years ago Hoeen has a 3D remake, and casuals and nufaggots hate Johto. >Mega typhlosion even if it happened it wont be this good.
Since they cancelled the Johto Legends game, I really do think Mega Typhlosion was planned. I mean they designed completely new Abilities for Meganium and Feraligatr, but treated Emboar like an afterthought.
>>59657584>faggy dinosaur that was always irrelevantIf Meganium is irrelevant then what does that make Flygon? That's a pretty grim statement of yours to come and think about it.
>>59656955Because Game Freak, specifically, Tajiri doesn't care. It's his baby, his creation and he didn't want to aim it at adults when developing it. SSo it's not changing its mindset, doubly so when doing exactly what they've done for 30 years earns far more sales than pitching at faggot manchildren, who just want "adult" pogeymans ever would.
>>59657596A useless shitmon even Game Freak don't care about.Should have realised that when it became a 3-stage Dragon that wasn't a Pseudo on addition to the series.
>>59657229What's funny is considering the setting it was most likely a Hisuian Typhlosion but people always pin it on Typhlosion. As a fan of Hisuian Typhlosion I find that hilarious.
>>59657604that was the intention, Game freak wants people to hate the original.
>>59657623No, that was fan assumption, due to the fans being A) retards and B) ignoring the lore gets continuously updated (so stories about typhosion in hisui reasonably concern Hisuian Typhlosion, especially when they added a regional form with a deep connection to the land).But feralifail and megatwats had to suffer 25 years of being the butt of the fandom's mockery, so jumped at the chance to take shots at typhlosion Amazing how that just resulted in them getting further humiliated by being given replaceable megas.
>>59656855Typhlosion's regional form can be used in any game or format Typhlosion is legal. Megas have extremely limited use cases.
>>59657482>Ohmori thought Flareon was competitively viable and thought it was overpowered because of Flame Blitz.If true then he doesn't know how the games work.The franchise is in a grim state right now so I wouldn't be surprised.
>>59656855Tis better to have no mega evolution at all, than to have a lame and gay mega evolution like feraligatr.
>>59657645>victim blamingTotodiddlers and Meganium fans (the two of them there are) only know how to blame Typhlosion and Typhlosion fans.We were the victim.
>we'll give him dual ghost type>by the way, literally everything weak to fire will know bite
>>59657930Game Freak sure does know how to ruin something.
>>59657229Because rapists are ugly, which is why they can't get a gf and must be rapists, and Typhlosion is ugly.
>>59656914It bugs me that it's not explain why the other starters are missing in Z-A. With PLA it's assumed they were introduced to the environment.
>>59657229Because game freak employees ugly, which is why they write hate porn, they scapegoat typhlosion for their own ugliness and inability to get girlfriends
>>59656855IF they did it they should make it so Typhlosions flames extend down its arms and along its spine to form the fire kanji
mega meganium got african neck rings and feraligatr became a toilet. i think typhlosion won
Typhlosion should have gotten the ugly toilet because rape is an NSFW e621 fetish and toilets are a dirty NSFW fetish from e621 so they are meant for each other.Feraligatr used to be respectable prior to the toilet fetish incident. But not anymore.
feels good regionals are so much better
>>59656855typhlosion stole charizard's stats so charizard stole typhlosion's mega
>>59658721Typhlosion didn’t steal Charizard’s stats you larping zoomzoom
>>59658561Feraligatr should have gotten the ugly rape hatefic because rape is an NSFW e621 fetish and toilets are a dirty NSFW fetish from e621 so they are meant for each other.Typhlosion used to be respectable prior to the rape hate fic incident. But not anymore.
>>59658743One day Gamefreak will have the balls to bring our boy back.But this is a family game. And you can't have a character whose name is associated with rape and drugs on the first page of google as a starter.The only way for Typhlosion to heal from this is to be featured in games. But the scandal made it harder to be featured in anything. We had near two years of no appearances in anything.
Is the new gay Typlosion well liked? I've seen people play it a few times, but I never see anyone play normal Typlosion. I assume this means Hisui Typlosion is competitively stronger, yeah?
>>59658730This is the most bizarre cope any starterfag will die on. You have to ignore every single stat besides the special attack being the exact same, you also have to ignore that development between gens 1 and 2 overlapped and that typhlosion wasn't originally planned for the game, let alone as a starter, but typhlosionfags will ignore all of that because admitting the stats were stolen from charizard is an extreme blow to their ego lmao
>>59659141>words words cope fanfic schizobabble reeeeeeeI accept you concession
>>59659150really not beating those fragile ego accusations today lol. no wonder tyhplosionfags became lolcows
>>59659107Yes. It's very much so. Also ghost is cool as a typing in general. It has won a few bigish tournaments, I think always spamming eruption with a choice scarf.
>>59659189Why can't the original do that?
>>59659200The original is not immune to fake out. It also has the monotype penalty meaning it only has one STAB while Hisuian has two (one of which being Ghost, in of the best STABs in the game). OG typhlosion does have niche since it’s a bit faster and Flash Fire is useful when Fire spam is common is the meta but Hiusian is widely preferred.
>>59659200The Hisuian one is immune to 90%+ of fake out users (except those with Scrappy) is the big one. This is more important than if you were using some other attack since Eruption works like Water spout and you want all your HP for a stronger attack, so moving first as something that can't be stopped is very important. Johtonian would be faked out, flinch, then probably get hit by the partner if it tried to do that. Also Hisuian has a higher special attack but a slightly slower speed.
I’m so glad they gave it a regional and not a mega, most megas just ruin the base form.
I'll take a regional over a mega any day. Unless they do extra work to the code (they won't) any game Typhlosion is in, they can import a Hisui one. Megas can be dropped whenever for any reason. Even games with Megas they can just not include the mega stone. Regionals > Megas
i'm just glad gamefreak made charizard actually good/great via mega evolutions
>>59657072>since fucking B2/W2No. If anything, BW was the dogshit game and B2W2 saved Gen5.
M-Typhlosion would be really funny if it got Guerilla Tactics but with Sp.Atk. They even officially acknowledged the only thing it does
>>59659497Except game freak is too busy sucking cock, writing hate porn, and throwing feces at each other to buff the original Pokemon who get regional forms (unless they are Weezing from KANTOOO) so the original typhlosion didn’t gain anything> Unless they do extra work to the code (they won't) any game Typhlosion is in, they can import a Hisui onePLA banned the orignal and BDSP banned the hisuain form. They’ll literally do extra work to inconvenience to player. And even if both typhlosions are guaranteed to appear together from now on, Dexit means only shillmons are guaranteed so they can just no but any typhlosion in a game for decades TLDR Regionals could have and should have been a kino addition but Game Freak shat all over it because they can’t do anything right >>59659393I don’t even remember most megas so I’ll have to look to see if I agree, but from what I do remember most megas don’t change enough to run the base except Skibidigatr
>>59660827That would require game freak to understand typhlosion and considering the freakleak, they clearly fucking don’t.
>>59660827>play random battles>scarf typhlosion >opp switches to houndoom>jokes on him I clicked sandskino outplay mon
>>59656921>>59656934>>59656963You have to be 18+ to post here
>>59657367So a mega that won't show up again?
>>59657229As a Vaporeon fan who used to own bedsheets and figurines and teddies of him... you get used to it.
>>59656855I can tolerate it so long as Serperior, Incineroar, and Primarina get something in the next Legends game. Unfortunately, they will probably be GMax forms, but something at least.
>>59661005Megas will be in (the central hub of competitive) forever
>>59661433Since the other Unova members got a regional variant and mega, Serperior getting a Gmax seems near guaranteed
