/vp/ - this is a thread for working pokemon only - Pokémon


08/21/20	New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17	New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16	New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]

Anonymous
this is a thread for working p(...) 10/14/26(Wed)10:58:03 No.59662741

File: meow.jpg (211 KB, 1034x1034)

this is a thread for working pokemon only Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)10:58:03 No.59662741

only pokemon with REAL jobs are allowed here. No, being owned by a trainer is not a real job. wild hobos and NEETs go home.

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)10:59:51 No.59662742

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)10:59:51 No.59662742

>>59662741
Why do Pokemon need to pay taxes?

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)11:02:50 No.59662751

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)11:02:50 No.59662751

>>59662742
Because the people who own them and use their manpower need to pay taxes. Or because the pokemon are intelligent enough to be registered as members of society equal to humans.

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)11:21:51 No.59662798

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)11:21:51 No.59662798

>>59662741
do the poke~~hookers[/spoiker] count?~~

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)11:27:51 No.59662810

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)11:27:51 No.59662810

>>59662798
Technically...

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)11:29:44 No.59662814

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)11:29:44 No.59662814

>>59662741
Total Mystery Dungeon Chad Victory!
Enjoy wageslaving, sucker! Meanwhile I will get rich off treasure hunting in the dungeon!
Employment is for chumps! I am my own master!

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)11:31:03 No.59662818

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)11:31:03 No.59662818

>>59662814
I'll see you dead in a ditch in 5 years while i'm advancing in my career from a safe spot in some town

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)12:27:16 No.59662941

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)12:27:16 No.59662941

A Pokémon wageslaving rather than fighting is a decrepit failure and a shame.
Pokémon cafe is a humiliation ritual for shitters who can't fight or even survive as wild Pokémon.

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)12:44:49 No.59662981

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)12:44:49 No.59662981

File: Malie_Garden_Froslass[1].png (1022 KB, 1280x720)

1022 KB PNG

>>59662741
Imagine spanking that waitress's ethereal ass.

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)12:46:09 No.59662984

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)12:46:09 No.59662984

>>59662941
>chud forgets that being a bodyguard or a security guard is wageslaving

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)15:17:20 No.59663249

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)15:17:20 No.59663249

>>59662741
Why don't you have a job, Rajesh?
Trump didn't give you visa yet?

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)15:49:51 No.59663318

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)15:49:51 No.59663318

File: G1NfiLaaAAA7nsB.jpg (100 KB, 900x900)

100 KB JPG

>>59662941
Hey, at least Flygon got a sweet maid outfit for her work even if she can't fight well, her Garchomp boyfriend can protect her...

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)15:52:50 No.59663326

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)15:52:50 No.59663326

>>59663318
Shitmon humiliation ritual.
You look like a fool in that, flygon. Now go slave until you collapse from exhaustion and maybe you will get 1/10 of a battlers pay.

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)16:23:28 No.59663378

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)16:23:28 No.59663378

>>59662941
>Be a Pokemon
>Only reason to even show your face to a human is to get stronger with the POWER OF HUMAN FRIENDSHIP
>Robbed of the glory of gladiatorial combat
>Not even offered the comfy life of a housepet
>Instead forced to slave away in groveling service to ungrateful humans and spoiled Pokemon
>Don't even get paid so you can't even try to support yourself
At least it's not the salt mines

Anonymous
10/14/26(Wed)16:25:24 No.59663384

Anonymous 10/14/26(Wed)16:25:24 No.59663384

>>59663318
cute male maid

Name
Spoiler?	[Spoiler?]
Options
Comment
Verification	4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File	[Spoiler?]
Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.