Which one are you picking?
hypothetically do other people get red pills or do i have unchallenged supremacy
>>59683164What's the appeal of the second?
>>59683164Right, obv. I could probably be a ranger without owning a Pokemon which is what id want to be, and the real world is getting worse and worse Alternatively maybe id bring mega raquaza into the real world and conquer it to establish the nazbol utopia
>>59683164Real world so I can be famous. Bring Mew because it can transform into any mon
>>59683167Escaping the current world I got a family so I'm taking Porygon Z to the real world he can probably live inside my phone
>>59683164>>59683167Why would I want to bring a dangerous monster into the world that will likely get me arrested when I came share the same air with Lida?
>>59683164if you can't have them, it doesn't mean that you can't take them by force and do what you want with them provided you have enough strength
>>59683164I choose to crush both pills into a fine powder and snort it.
>>59683179Best response.
>>59683179Good job, you are now a Pokemon in the real world, but you no longer have control of yourself and are essentially non-sentient
>>59683179based ethereal druggo
>>59683167Fucking pokegirls
>>59683179BASED
>>59683164So either doom one of my favorite pokemon to a an unfulfilling life in this shithole, we can’t train or battle if I’m the the only one with a Pokémon and there are no wild mons, ans I have to responsibilities and shit so I would barely even be able to be with my moN. Or go the Pokémon world but not be able to enjoy the main draw of the Pokemo world, which is like being an orphan on Mother’s/Father’s Day. I suppose the blue is better simply because the Pokémon world is a near utopia compared to here. >>59683192Pokémon are sentient. All animals are. You’re thinking of sapient. But considering Pokémon can understand “Use Tackle”, without ever having been positively reinforced to follow that command like you would need for a dog, so they most certainly have some level of sapience.
>>59683229I said essentially, as in you yourself can't respond to what your Pokemon body feels, but I get it
>>59683164RightSure having a pokemon is cool but if I get caught with one, I would get way too much attention and who knows which people will come after meChoosing right let's me live in a world that's the closest to utopia possible and I get to fuck cute poke girls
>>59683303>spoiler calm down, ohmori
>>59683210But they are all fucking their Pokemon instead.
>>59683164I enter the second world and become a pokemon and mate with pokemon for life
>>59683164>Choose left>Bring over a Mew>Use it to mind control world leaders>Become sole dictator of Earth>Use your new power to turn it into a utopia>Clone your Mew using the world’s greatest geneticists, use its code to make Pokémon realgg no re
>>59683303>and I get to fuck cute poke girls And how would you do that when you're a complete nobody in a world filled with kid prodigies? All the cute girls will go after successful good looking boys, and good luck forcing yourself on any of them without Pokemon.
>>59683164can i just have hilda and maybe cynthia too
>>59683164define "have"
>>59683164>eats bothmmm, pills.
>>59683164>entering the pokemon world with an unregistered cheatmon that can guaranteed OHKO anythingkino
>>59683164>Picks left>Choose a pokemon like Hoopa who can bring me to the Pokemon World and help me conquer it.>capture all of the most powerful pokemon and use their powers to make me invincible>move on and continue to conquer other worlds.
>>59683172You won't be famous.The Mew will be.Do you know who Keybord Cat, or Grumpy Cats Owners are?I thought not.
>>59683336Mew wouldn't like that.
You can be Pokemon Ranger, blue is a no brainer
>>59683164The former. I have friends and stuff I like in this world, I don't want to leave it unless it's to cheat death. Why wouldn't I bring a Mewtwo (M16) into the real world as my loyal companion? Literally who can stop a creature capable of altering the weather to create world-ending hurricanes with a wave of its hand, and who can mind control anyone anywhere with a thought?I'd be able to significantly improve the world in an afternoon with its help. Just brainwash every politician into enshrining into law basic human rights for every person on the planet. Freedom of expression/speech, right to bear arms, basically as long as you aren't infringing someone else's rights or liberties it's now legal. This of course includes taking away someone's life, so if you kill someone your brain is now soup, but it was laid out clearly that is what would happen, so you only have yourself to blame for being a faggot.
>>59683164Left. I'm picking Suicune, quitting my job, and traveling with my friend to try our best to purify the world's waters. Algae blooms, pollution, mining runoff, illegal dumping, none of it will be an issue anymore after enough time has passed.
>>59683340Gun
>>59683164Right, at least I can watch, pet and interact with a ton of Pokemon
>>59683755Based Philosopher King Tyrant
>>59683326Not after I appear with my 12 inch bbc.
>>59683164Post mfw bringing Lopunny to the real world
>>59683834Kill yourself
I'd go to the Pokémon world and I would take my cat with me. I don't need to have my own Pokémon here, I, that, would only ruin its life. But if my cat and I went to the Pokémon world, we would be able to have our choice of camping under the stars or staying in the lobby of a Pokémon. Even if I cannot catch any of them, I would still explore the wilds and be friendly with them, share food, just appreciate them for how beautiful they are.Sounds way better than losing your cat and being banished to a shelter in the real world, huh bros. And you know what else? There are no really bad people. The worst are just dorks cosplaying as henchmen like 21 and 24 on Venture Bros. Most everyone is just sincere and direct. No bullshit, no ulterior motives unless you're the mc which I obviously would not be, not being able to catch a Pokémon.
Catfags need help. Why are they like this?
>>59683210Who said I was giving them a choice?
>>59683164Any pokemon I want? The choice is obvious.
>>59683173you could just get a chatbot for that right now dumbass
If the pokemon from left will obey me unconditionally then I just bring Arceus or the SuMo legendaries and get access to dimensional travel, magic and world-shaping powers. I could even just use them to go to the pokemon world but without restrictions, it's way too broken.
>>59683167the Pokemon world is basically portrayed as a utopia
>>59683164>pick Redpil>Bring Missingo. into the real world>Break reality>???>Profit
>>59683939hows are your nfts doing
>>59683813Peace Through Tyranny, you WILL have rights and you WILL like it.>>59683939Because mewtwo has birthing hips, faggot.
>>59683164Suppose I don't own a pokemon. It's simply free range, no pokeball. It just follows me but doesn't obey me specifically. It's just tsundere
>>59683164>pick blue pill>get a hair grooming license>get to molest Buneary and Eevee and Golbats every day
>>59683340Pokemon is a utopia genius, just being a decent person guarantees you find love
>>59683553>t. Rainbow Rocket Giovanni
>>59683932>The worst are just dorks cosplaying as henchmen like 21 and 24 on Venture Bros. Most everyone is just sincere and direct. No bullshit, no ulterior motives unless you're the mc which I obviously would not be, not being able to catch a Pokémon.Ehhh on one hand you have types running around actively trying to unmake reality and shit, but on the other as a real human from earth you could call that shit out easy.Basically you get to be Looker
>>59684071>wyn have a tsundere stalker Nidoqueen GF who doesnt listen to you but battles on your behalf anyway (she wins every fight)Why even live?
>>59684100>a yandere that physically cannot bear children with youPoor girl...
>>59684091I don't know anon, Lumiose in ZA is looking a lot like real life Paris and that's no utopia lol.
