This game will have hecking millennial humour.
>>59711426And you will hecking buy it anyway
>>59711426why are the starters so bland this gen
>>59711426all nintendo games will
>>59711426This bird might be the laziest, most bland and boring starter so far. Even for non-starter standards it looks like some beta design, or if anything an early route shitmon
>>59711426it's going to be dog shityou're all going to buy it anywaysfor some reason, a large number of you are going to start saying Gen 8 was peak
>>59711846It’s not my fault every new gen and game is worse, fuecoco sprigstito and quaxly are better than the wiwa starters lol
>>59711426So like all Pokemon games since Gen 4?
>>59711874they say that about every new gen starters tho
>>59711440Because another fucking fire dog, rowlet 2.0, sobble 2.0
>>59711880its more like Rowlet 0.7.8and Sobble 1.2.0I'm not autistic, by the way
>>59711426You did not play gen 6>>59711876You mean 6
>>59711846Gen 8 was the worstGen 9 was unironically peak though
>>59711426this: >>59711442
>>59711846Gen 9 is somehow even worse than 8
>>59711846>for some reason, a large number of you are going to start saying Gen 8 was peakI've been saying this for years because it's true. Gen 8 was the best in the series.
>>59713682it's uglyall new mons are uglydex is mostly older pokemon, but fucked up as paradoxesWUGTRIO IS NEWit's uglythey fired whoever made all of the hot characters from Sun and Moonmuh open worldit's uglyit's hideousand it did so commercially well, that they'll do it again
>>59711426i fucking despise ponbon but i can't tell why
>>59711434I was gonna finally dish out for a Switch 2 but then the emulation scene started gaining momentum. Day 1 on PC, the master race wins again.
>>59713888All lies btw
>>59711426That’s how nupoopmon looks
>>59713912This picture is a really cherrypicked picture that's easy to debunk. I'll debunk it into a few point1: brown trainers have been a thing since gen 52: the short haired tomboy girls are a thing since gen 1 and are feminine enough to be girls. Is Anabel or Misty woke too? This is nothing like the wokeness seen in Starfield or Concord3: Why do you include a girl with a cowboy attire when in generation 4, there is literally a girl wearing a cowboy attire (Cowgirl)4: I dont understand how Mela, Tulip and Eli are woke characters?5: some character looks ugly because of the shitty character generation in gen 9 and the terrible graphics6: for the female artist, i want you to go look up "Graffiti Artist with Protective gear" and to tell me exactly what that person is wearing. There is nothing Islamic or hijabi about that character. Its just a graffiti artist character.7: the character skin color doesn't count when you also add the fact that this has been a staple since gen 6 and that it still feature the aryan phenotype of the blonde and blue eyed character (unlike in starfield or in concord).8: the middle left picture is immediatly debunked by the fact that the female one has a bulging chest, the male one doesn't9: if characters wearing pants or short counts as wokeness, is May, Misty, Lyra and Hila also woke characters?10: there is nothing woke about Geeta other than she is just a brown Cynthia. Yes Cynthia is as flat as Geeta, there i said it.The ONLY one I could count as valid is the overtly masculine female characters.This image is retarded and extremely cherrypicked Are you actually going to refute this sharty-spammer-kun?
>>59713925>Republicans lose the midterm elections >Sharteens start spamming on /vp/ - pokemon Hhhmmmmm
Even normies have been getting Pokemon fatigue, I remember a lot of normietubers hated ZA.The only "good" thing about Winds and Waves is that thanks to Claude it's gonna be emulated day 1.
>>59713972>Even normies haveStopped reading there
>>59713972Normies only cares kanto
>>59711426Cool!
>>59711846>>59711434And for the people who’s buying it and liking it?
>>59713972The same normies that made SwSh and SV the second and third highest selling pokemon games right?
>>59713981>The only people who care about kanto are posers Grim
>>59713992Thats me btw I bought SwSh day one pirated Z-A day 0 and ill do it all again for WW
>>59713925>4: I dont understand how Mela, Tulip and Eli are woke characters?Your definition of "wokeness" is "thing I don't like in relation to minorities". That's why you struggle to understand why someone would include things you agree with in a list of degenerate artistic expressions.>7: the character skin color doesn't count when you also add the fact that this has been a staple since gen 6 and that it still feature the aryan phenotype of the blonde and blue eyed character (unlike in starfield or in concord)..>10: there is nothing woke about Geeta other than she is just a brown Cynthia. Yes Cynthia is as flat as Geeta, there i said it.It's bad because it's propaganda. >This image is retarded and extremely cherrypickedIt's not. It hardly covers the true extent of propaganda that depicts degeneracy in a positive light and desecrates beauty.
>>59711426Please no
>>59713925Nigga, it ain't that deep. He's right. They intentionally made them ugly as shit both in terms of aesthetics and design direction. Just like with Pokemon Go. That's all that matters. Stop defending it.
>>59713993>normiesPeople have a very distorted view of video game sales nowadays. Most of it is attributable to rising standards of living in the third world rather than John Normalfag in the Anglosphere buying more video games. Hence why they even thought it commercially viable to make a whole generation based on SEA, because they only recently now have the money to buy the games rather than pirate them.
>>59711426Is Toby Fox involved with the game in any capacity? The stupid fucking fire dog already has me suspecting this, and we know he's practically working for Nintendo now. Because if he is, then it's guaranteed that it'll have millennial shit humor in it.
>>59711426Shouldn’t have announced it so early
>>59713895>being a poorfag
>>59713972they were trying to uplift that digimon game during the ZA stuff. Wonder how that game is doing now
>>59713992I personally wish great suffering upon them and their families
>>59715503>It's ugly because i can't coom to it Last (you)
>>59711981I don't get what the last one is referencing
