What was he doing up there?
>>59718677If I were alone in a cave with an overhang so high I couldn't see the bottom, I'd blast a load right off the side.But idk, maybe that's just me.
>>59718677Aura farming
>>59718677>>59718684They should've carried the tradition of battling previous protagonists and even rivals and I'll never forgive GF for not continuing that.
trying to catch misdreavus (he didn't know he passed the misdreavus room)
>>59718677jackin's it
>>59718697Problem is every game has multiple protags after Red
>>59718677Red is such a dick for making his mother worry so much>"Hi! Red's been away. He hasn't called either, so I have no idea where he is or what he's been doing. They say no news is good news, but I do worry about him."
>>59718698Wow Red is such a retard
>>59718703>Problem is every game has multiple protags after RedIt's super easy to create a post game or a story tie for these characters. I'm not implying everyone needs to be put at a mountain or desolate area like red was. I'm just upset they didn't even try, the lack of their creativity is astonishing. Like a former employee of theirs said on a reputable review site, you can only fall upwards if you're working there as there's no drive among anyone in the team to do better
>>59718723So what you're saying is they should hire me and I'll be able to implement what I want?How hard is Japanese?
>>59718728>So what you're saying is they should hire me and I'll be able to implement what I want?>How hard is Japanese?Anon, they don't like gaijans. Even with all the stuff Turner did for designing monsters he had to leave and ended up getting a better offer at TPCi's branch with a better salary and work life balance. For fucks sake, GF was responsible for snatching the Pokemon license away from Hal, Genius Sonority, Spikechun, and anyone worth a shit that is able to make a better Pokemon game. The leaks even showed they told Nintendo to fuck off when Nintendo suggested teaming up with square enix to make the Pokemon games. This company is honestly a lost cause
taking a piss
>>59718738he is going to freeze his dick off
>>59718677>this still hasn't been topped as the best moment in the seriesGrim
>>59718703Then you get to face the same-gender trainer as your current one.
>>59718677Thinking
>>59718677it looks like a penis
>>59718748N's reveal in Black and White?
>>59718723>there's no drive among anyone in the team to do betterWhy did these guys even bother making games in the first place if they hate it so much? I thought these guys were genuine video game artists, hence why the used to magazines about them
>>59718880>artists*autists
>>59718723It's more like the tiny number of loud terminally online autists creaming themselves to Red over and over again for 25 years weren't worth listening to.
>>59718894>It's more like the tiny number of loud terminally online autists creaming themselves to Red over and over again for 25 years weren't worth listening tohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xhidyg4l9Zw
>>59718677having an existential crisis
>>59718697That'd make it less special.
>>59718677Training.
>>59719022True. But they really had no excuse cutting Hilbert/Hilda from the PWT in B2W2. Battling them made as much sense as battling Red in gen 2.
>>59718677He's too embarrassed because people confuse him with Ash
>>59718728The odds of you getting a big corporation job in Japan as a gaijin are about the same as finding a quality, loving, attractive wife on 4chan. Technically not 0, but low enough that you'd be a fool for trying, and the tale of when you thought you got it, only to have the rug pulled would become a greentext.Though, as an aside. A thin, glimmer of hope. Something I've heard developing recently, I am not Japanese or employed in Japan so take it with a fat bucket of salt, but I have heard this a few times. I have heard that the job position of the company's gaijin is gaining traction. There's one, maybe two of you, and your job is in line with the court jester. Japanese people are too obedient for their own good, so chronic, systemic problems can go unaddressed for years, because nobody will ever bring it up to their boss. The printer has been broken for seven years, and the maintenance guy they call has just not been doing his job, and any true employee would sooner commit ritual suicide than tell their boss shit's fucked, so everyone has been using their lunch to go print this department's documents at a 7-11, that sort of thing. So, hire a gaijin to do pretend work (they're still a gaijin, and thus cannot do anything of value, surely you've heard of the career pencil sharpeners and guys that make handwritten copies of documents) who will stir the pot and complain up the pecking order, thereby solving this sort of systemic problem. Coworkers complaining to the gaijin is socially fine, he's literally a clown doing fake work, who's so damn socially inept and gregarious that you can't help spilling your guts to him, and the gaijin can complain to the boss, 'cuz he's a gaijin and complaining is what gaijins do, thus an effective line of communication has been achieved.
>>59718677Jerking off to Misty.
>>59718677Having the greatest wank of his life.
>>59719009>posts a youtuber grifting retarded manchildrenlike pottery
>>59719315Don't you mean poetry? You fucking sped
>>59718677I always thought this was the depths of a cave as a kid. It being the top of the mountain never occurred to me until HGSS and even so it still feels off and wrong to me. I think the cave was much cooler.
>>59719350Its clearly not the peak in GSC cause he's staring at a wall
>>59719101Oh damn, I found my wife of 8 years on 4chan AND I'm fluent in Japanese. Maybe I should shoot my fuckin shot?
>>59719381Get that Pokemon MMO made
>>59718733Funnily enough, the leaks also show that Masuda was a major painpoint that everyone wanted fucking gone. And now he failed upwards into a TPC promotion because everyone at GF hated his fucking guts. The fucking MISUTA MERRIKKU memes may have been an accurate representation of him. Also this image is so soulful, looking back at it. Nowadays it would be AI slopped and lack the little details that make it shine.
what would the later gens post game previous protag teams look like? any ideas
>>59719456Really it should just always be Red with various levels of bizarre teams cause he doesn't understand which pokemon are the strongest in each region and is too autistic to ask
>>59719456starter evospseudolegendaryuseful early route monobligatory static encounter pokemon"signature"
>>59719464do the other gen protags even have non starter signatures? can't really think of any
>>59719341>grifted manchild is a newfaglike pottery
>>59719467Gen 1's the only one that really does cause Pikachu was too big to ignoreWhat would Gold even have? Marill?
>>59719467Just do what they did with Red and borrow signatures from the manga. I guess the issue would be a lot of the "signature" mon they have are kinda shitmon. Like I'd probably pick Politoad over Aipom for Gold, even though I feel like Aipom is more of his signature. Then again, Pikachu is a shitmon as well, so maybe it'd help some shitmon get signature items like Lightball to make them feel more intimidating to the player to fight against. That, and making them like level 100 while the rest of their team is in the 80's or osmething lol.
>>59719494>implying people would know what the manga is doing enough that Gold having an Aipom of all things would make sensePikachu's only in Red's team cause Yellow and the anime
>>59718870no?
>>59718748johtoddlers like you didn't know who that was since they didn't play rby
>>59719499Anon, the manga featuring Red (not Ash) came out first and featured Pikachu as his signature. There were also manga runs before then that featured Red proxies and Pikachu. Pikachu was definitely picked because it's what they eventually settled on as the series mascot, but the anime was definitely not the reason why Pikachu was picked for Red. Pikachu and red were a thing long before Ash was conceived as a Red proxy. Besides, it doesn't really matter much if people don't follow the manga. The signature mon for each protag would essentially be solidified in their heads when they see said protag lead the battle with random shitmon from their gen. It's fitting anyway.
>>59718870Lol. Kek even.
>>59719506>Using "johtoddlers" unironically.
>>59719506The eternal paradox of the Johtoddler
>>59719521>Also uses "johtoddler" unironically.
>>59719506same goes for the "kanto surprise">be born in 1994>first game is crystal>"omfg did u know what u just le did">oh ok a 2nd mapjohtoddlers love to rewrite history
>>59719507Wasn't Clefairy Red's main pokemon in the original manga?The connection the west would have to Pikachu would be from the anime and as a kid you didn't know what a "Red" was in RBY that fucker was Ash
>>59719573Clefairy AND Pikachu. That was the very early days when they were still kinda testing the waters on what Pokemon resonated better with kids. They thought Clefairy would be a hit, but Pikachu won in the end. Red had both in the OG manga as his signature.The west is completely irrelevant to the discussion of the first 2 gens. They only ever became a consideration starting from Gen 3.
>>59719573>>59719582Also if we're changing history to "all games past gen 2 continue the pattern of previous protag returning," then it'd be nice to also have the anime just stop using Ash for every region and bring in the regional protag instead as someone other than his platonic girl-toy sidekick.
>>59719506The fuck are you talking about you retarded zoom-zoom? I played Blue, Red, and Yellow, blue and yellow on release and red after my friend's jackass older brother stole my blue version (it had a certified event mew on it too the bastard), then I played Gold and Crystal (my sister had Silver). Johto mogs kanto and it's not even a contest, but Gens 1 and 2 are both steaming dogshit that you shouldn't play because FRLG and HGSS exist and mog them in every single way unless you're a subhuman faggot blinded by nostalgia.
>>59719603But does FRLG have ridiculous fun glitches cause the game is held together with hopes and dreams? I think not
