>longest and most annoying intro tutorial in any zelda game>only 4 fucking dungeons>game itself is nothing but working around annoying gimmicks like the time limit and masks>it all gets a pass because its le edgy and grimdark for 12 year olds so 90s kids thought it was bad assOOT lives up to the hype but this game is a meme, Wind Waker is much better
>>125925933D zelda has shit gameplay density Play 2d zelda instead
Mario is a bitch. You just jump on the turtles and the princess won’t fuck. This sucks.
Don't care, Clock Town feels like home to me
>>12592593I like it but its fanbase is insufferable.
>>12592593You’re forgetting that it was released only a year after OoT. It’s not for everyone, but MM is a great companion piece. In Weezer terms:Ocarina = Blue AlbumMajora = Pinkerton
>>12592593MM is the worst 3d zelda. Complete cash grab repurposed asset slop.
>>12592593>longest and most annoying intro tutorial in any zelda gameThat's simply not true, both Gamecube games do it way way worse
>>12592593>>le edgy and grimdarkI never got why people think thatOoT feels more like that than MM if anything
>>12592593>longest and most annoying intro tutorial in any zelda gametiktok's shit was obnoxious>>12592602fpbp
>>12592737posts from before 2023
>>12592593>longest and most annoying intro tutorial in any zelda gameObjectively not true, shitposter faggot.>only 4 fucking dungeonsOnly 4 of the best designed 3D dungeons, faggot.>game itself is nothing but working around annoying gimmicks like the time limit and masksIf you had trouble with the time limit when the inverted song of time exists, you have to be mentally retarded or a kid, and everyone thought the masks were cool, stop being a contrarian faggot.>it all gets a pass because its le edgy and grimdark for 12 year olds so 90s kids thought it was bad assGo back to /v/.
>>12592593So this is going to be the new 'great old game bad' bait game
>>12592593mm sits outside of overton window of criticism for 3d zelda game or nintendo game in generalits its own thing you cant criticize on 'normal game' termslike comparing lyssavirus to other genus
>>12592906>it's all part of the lighthearted and playful feel of the game
>>12592982>I’m having a blast though!
>>12592906>separate unintuitive domain name for each title ad campaign
>>12592593Each dungeon had a "dungeon" to gain access to the dungeon proper, they just lacked boss fights(which are always boring slop in Zelda games anyways).The time limit allows you to learn about the people and what they do. It connects you to an unknown land that's outside of Hyrule.Every aspect of that game was perfect. It'll always be the peak of 3D Zelda.
>>12592593Can we stop the meme that MM is a super edgy dark game? It’s goofy as fuck even compared to OOT>stuffing an entire Deku Princess into a bottle, she then jumps on her dad’s head about him wanting to execute a surprisingly well spoken monkey>the goron elder’s baby crying >Lulu’s eggs hatch into Zora tadpoles that immediately form into music notes >the flatwoods aliens >strongest implication that the milk is alcoholic in the series >Tingle and his dad >the bank stamping your literal head to check ID >the seahorses forming a heart pieceMM has the overarching anxiety and stuff, but I think the most prominent emotion is mania, because through that anxiety, you get some really fucking wacky nonsense going on Also you’re wrong about it being a bad game so get fucked retard
>>12593067>game from the 90s/early 00s has some silly moments for kids to not be depressedColor me shocked, zoom zoom.
Kys nigger I hope you get raped for being so stupid
>>12593305>>12593462Amazing to see 2 filtered retards back to backNeither of you get it
>>12593067OoT is generic and boring