Who the fuck is mario?
What does a big mistake Charles Martinet whatever yet about my friends about mario
>>12598415>Beat us. If you can.Narrator: They were, in fact, beaten.
>>12598415I get consoles were warring with each other but Mario is such a big name, even back then that it's kind of silly to pretend to not know, even if it is just an ad and a jab at a competitor.Like you wouldn't say: who the fuck is Elvis? That's just silly.
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>>12598470Did ever go as fast as to do more like?
>>12598415Sonic > Mario>>12598483*beaten by piracy
>>12598601Nintendo and Sony also had to deal with pirates, why is it always segafags the only ones blaming it?
>>12598470Bot thread
>>12598415based
>>12598609Anything but blaming the company for making constant bad choices.
>>12598609Piracy is a scapegoat to avoid talking about how you failed. Every time it's been brought up, there's usually some actual reason for something failing (like just being shit), piracy is just a way to avoid talking about weaknesses and a good way to rally any industry behind you.
>>12598532If you were trying to one-up Elvis, you would definitely say that
>>12598609>>12598658>>12598664>oh oh, someone's speaking the truth about piracy killing Sega.>we must defend piracy at all cost!You piracy fags are so predictable. Unfortunately for you idiots, piracy hit the Dreamcast very early in it's lifespan. Whereas you needed a modchip for the PS1 and some obscure overpriced copying device for the Nintendo cartridges. Whereas all you need is a CD-R and Utopia installed on your PC. So simple, so easy, a monkey can do it.
>>12598415Is that Felix the Cat?
>>12598872no its sonic the hedgehog but i can see the inspiration
>>12598865Sounds like a bad choice Sega made not making it harder like everything else. Hmm. Like I said.
>>12598872He's Mickey Mouse's son
>>12598865If Piracy kills, why was the OG Doom so popular?
>>12598865What about the Saturn? The Genesis? The Master System?
>>12599027The Gayga Shiturn
>>12598865>So simple, so easy, a monkey can do it.like trolling /vr/, apparently
>>12598415Whoa did Sonic swear?
