ITT: Objectively bad ways to play retro games
Playing SNES Doom with the mouse (or at all)
>>12603814>Playing SNES
Shitty handheld port of console games made years after the originals. Especially true when it comes to RPGs but it applies to any kind of game really.
>>12603849He should be playing Sim Ant
>>12603851Ok
>>12603851Top kek my friend!
>>12603820What's wrong with playing FF1 and 2 on GBA? JRPGs are so mechanically simple that they're better off on handhelds anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iNSqY4qjSU
>>12603803Save states and rewind
>>12604036The difficulty was neutered
>>12603803Ad-ridden mobile port of a shareware DOS game
>>12604131Thank you for your very specific, but also incredibly nebulous example and not attaching any picture to give any indication of what you could be talking about
>>12604145Crime FighterSorry, I browse almost exclusively in Incognito
>>12604161Do you know what incognito mode actually does?
>>12604179Hides my browser history or some shit
>>12604195It figures that you have no idea what the software does that you're using.
>>12604060What's her OF?
Like, ok, I get it. They used a color screen in their new VMU device because it would have been more expensive and harder to source a black and white LCD screen, especially of the right size and aspect ratio, and you can just use a color screen to display black and white images anyway. I also get that the cheapest decent microcontroller they could put in this thing was still massive overkill for just emulating a VMU and had more than enough power left over. So I get why they decided just for the hell of it to toss in an MP3 player and some emulators for 8 bit systems like the NES, SMS, and Gameboy, especially since they likely just licensed some open source emulators and I highly doubt they made all of these from scratch... but despite all that, I still can't imagine anyone actually seriously playing any emulated games on this thing outside of maybe for 5 minutes as a novelty then never using the emulator feature again. I can't imagine a worse way to play emulated 8 bit games outside of methods where you are intentionally going out of your way to try to design the most convoluted and worst way possible as a joke.I still want it as a VMU mind you, but the emulator feature feels so laughably worthless.
>>12604475And yet you just posted a wall of text about it
>>12604606Where do you think you are
>>12604046MZ-700 bros! It's missing the bonus stage too.
>>12603803
palm pilot
