MEGA DROIVE
Who wants to play some Probotector and Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles with me?
>>12604398Have you checked Trivago?
>>12604398mega duraibu?
Games where you can FUCK Elizabeth Hurley?
>>12604474sound novel tsukuru series
How come youros got long cartridges and here in Australia we had regular sized ones?(inb4 dick jokes)In the mid '90s remember getting Fatal Rewind for a few dollarydoos at some swap meet kinda thing and the British sounding guy selling it said don't worry about the different sized cartridge it will work anyway and sure enough it did. What's the deal with that huh?
>>12604398that's roight, mega droive sold more and better than gaynesis.
Reminder that Dr. Evil's son, Scott Evil, was shown to be a Segachad in the first movie, and it was 1997 so he was likely a Saturnchad
>>12604485Waow, based jewish gamer!
>>12604398it's called mega drive in japan as well, but amerisharts are mindlessly obsessed with us. if france didn't help them we could've rid the world of the american golem and saved the future generations from a massive headache.
Sega: the arsenal of videogames
>>12604407I like this type of English person a lot
>>12604489while you were playing with your yoshis storys and diddy kong racings he was chadding it up with cotton 2, densha de go, and princess maker 3
>>12604508Nice projection, Moshi.
>>12604513Moshi moshi?
>>12604490> rid the world of the american golemThen who would've saved you from the germans?
>>12604575The same people, except they'd be british and as a result would have entered the war sooner.
It was called Mega Drive everywhere in the world outside of North America.
>>12604586> If ifs and buts we're candy and nuts... We will remember your ingratitude for the next time (Russia).
>SNEZ>NEZWhy are they like thisWhere did the Z come from
>>12604575>Then who would've saved you from your brothers?We didn't need saving, we are germanic brothers.
More genesis consoles were bought and sold than megadrive ones
>>12604612>Why are they like this?We are more civilised than you, naturally the caveman is curious how fire was made.>Where did the Z come fromIt rolls off the tongue and it isn't a Z, we say Zed but the way we say SNES with an S sounds like a Z to you.
>>12604619so when you say words like "mess" or "press" you say "mezz" and "prezz" because it rolls off the tongue?
>isn't the first Sega console>they call it "genesis" anywaywhat did they mean by this?
>>12604626it was a new beginning for sega in america
>>12604616>Germanic Your royalty is Germanic so they would have been ok. Not too sure about the peasants.
>>12604480The long cartridges were exclusive to EA published games because they reverse engineered the Genesis's copy protection and somehow strong-armed Sega into letting them produce their own cartridges. Official Sega licensed EU Mega Drive carts looked identical to American carts.
The Gayga Niggasis(sy)
>>12604508DKR is by far the best game there. The Single player campaign is even difficult for adults. Compared to today’s games it’s brutal
>>12604612“S.N.E.S” almost reminds me of the “erm ACKually!” Types of faggots. Just sounds very nerdy to me
>>12604575>retard American posts something retarded80% of the Wehrmacht perished fighting the Russians.Fookin' Genesissie
>seething /pol/tards ruin a lighthearted thread about uk regional names by taking it too seriouslyTypical
>>12605186Hey, I was lightheartedly making fun of kikes.
>>12605210Eh. It's never actually all that lighthearted when you actually hate a group. You can't get off your messaging that you feel the need to spread everywhere, compared to average lighthearted banter about British people from people who don't actually hate Brits.If I'm wrong, feel free to tell me you don't actually hate Jews and it's all a goof.
>>12605245Video games?
>>12605161So it only took 20% to make you guys shit your pants? lmfao
>>12605274Everything was under control mate
>>12605245fuck off this place retard.
>>12605296Nah. I don't think I will. Now do you want to play some Yoshi's Universal Gravitation or do you want to keep crying?
did anyone actually have this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNd3HwKMOzk
>>12605321I wish we got some better, more substantial Austin Powers games instead of what we got.
>>12604465>Souryuu
>>12605307Top kek, you got them good.
It flopped in Japan and Sega of America's advertising is the entire reason the console did as well as it did in the first place. It should be rightfully remembered as the Genesis. Its North American sales were the strongest by far.
>>12605321My younger sister had welcome to my underground lair. I never actually tried it because I assumed it would be shit
>MEGA DRIVE DOES WHAT FAMICOM DON'T!Gay.
>>12604398MEGGAR DROOIRVE
Aqui é o Megão da SEGA
Mэгa Дopaйбy
>>12604575>mutt gets offended like they always do>starts whining about muh ww2 muh commies muh nazis immediatelyLol slow down there turbo uncAlso Mega Drive sounds far better. It even has a proper plural.
Mega Drive- cool, radical, high techGenesis- sunday school, your dad's favorite bandsimple as
Zed Sex Autism Spectrum
Super is a greater level of power than Mega. Genesis was the right choice. It was the true beginning of Sega having relevance.
>>12605681undeniable.
>>12604717Accolade also used long carts.
>>12605681/thread
>>12604407
>>12605590Part of me thinks that calling it the Genesis was their ace in the hole. Tons of retarded backwoods religious nuts thought it was a religious console.
>>12604398CAWMUHDOOOOAH EHRMEEEEGARGH
I love making fun of bongs. They suck so bad.
>>12605898>bongsDUDE WEED LMAO
>>12605884Kek>>12605898>>12605898Also kek
>>12604976Based.
>>12605898>>12606049>>12606051Israeli sending you into the next proxy war is gonna be so fucking funny, also love the janny not banning obviously non-video game threads
>>12606052jannies stepped out for a cuppatea innit
>>12604398OI!
>>12605638SEGGGER MAYGHAR DROIIIIVE
>>12604398I'm a Genesis chad but ngl Mega Drive sounds more badass.
>>12606130At first I saw Mega Drive as a more boring name, but after reading it and hearing it more over the years it sounds pretty sick. Genesis is still cooler to me, but Mega Drive is acceptable.
Austin Powers 1 or 2?
>>12606173They only made one film.
>>12606173>>126061791 is the most well-crafted film, but the other two are still great. 2 has Fat Bastard and Mini Me and all that. Goldmember is underrated too.https://youtu.be/HnzH15hwt48
>>12605245go away foreskin stealer
>>12606214>>12605307
>>12604490It'd be called Mega Dreif then
For me, it's Megadrive, but Sega CD.
>>12606232Yeah, Sega CD rolls off the tongue nicer than Mega-CD
>>12604398americans now nowadays would have named it the burger drive
>>12604490>but amerisharts are mindlessly obsessedKeep telling yourself that, Mr Bean
>>12605638Based
