>play retro rpg>all the dialogue is in le olde English
>>12627101Are you sure you didn't just download the British version?
>>12627101My favorite is in D&D Warriors of the Eternal Sun when the townspeople go crazy and start speaking gibberish like a town full of retards.
>>12627101works for crpgs. doesnt work with dragon quest, sorry
>>12627124>implying
>>12627101>le olde Englishactual butthurt frog poster detected
>>12627139who hurt you?
>>12627163damn, what an embarrassing response.total brain failure.
>>12627180but enough about you
>>12627101Mario RPGs don't do this.
>>12627101Name 30 games that do this.
>>12627108they turn into anons??
>>12627970Yeah, why would they speak olde English in New Joysey?
>>12627101>Oi do you have the shortsword license mate>okay, just remember no daggers or longswords then mate
>>12627101>go on le 4chin>all the monologue is in le nu zoomlish
>>12627101yeah but it came at a cost of removing crosses so christcucks wouldn't poop their pants like mudslims when you depict muhammad
I played it in Japanese but it does use an old form of Japanese too, but only for some NPCs.This girl for example is speaking like a modern day jaoanese girl and even breaks the 4th wall referencing the very game she's in
>>12629050why is kuesuto written in hiragana here
>>12629050playing in hiragana without kanji gives me aids
>>12627101>olde EnglishYou mean Shakespearean, dysiga mann þe froggan on bēacne sett.
>>12629050What a slut. I love her.
>>12629040>herp derp nintendo's censorship policy was created to protect butthurt christians even though nobody cared at all when they revised it to allow religious symbols
>>12629050Fuck the original sprites had so much charm.
>>12627974OP can't even name the game they were playing, because he's an illiterate zoomgroid.
>>12629485There was a vocal minority of evangelists back then who did lose their shit at anything mentioning christian symbolism and already thought videogames were satanic. Enix probably thought they were more numberous and didn't want to piss off the bee hive when releasing in America.
>>12629702Miracle Warriors
>>12629702Final Fantasy
>>12629492Yeah, the NES remade sprites are fine too but I love how the hero looks in original FC, also the wizard NPC sprite is objectively better here than on NES.