How the fuck did the Streets of Rage devs make such an irredeemable, clunky, janky, boring, tedious, pile of kuso garbage?
>>12635190i got stuck in the cave where you drop down a long ways and had no health items. game looks great (especially the boss sprites) but it's just not that fun to play.
>>12635193There's a really obnoxious ... genie(?) boss that floats above a pit and it's a pain to beat. Yeah everything about this but the gameplay is solid, but it's an unfortunately tedious game.
>>12635190>Good game BaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAadTranny smith
>>12635190I quit in the dungeon where you get the shade power-up. The game looks good, but ho lee FUCK does it control like straight ass. The worst camera, the worst perspective, the worst hitboxes, the worst platforming, and the worst combat in any game I've experienced. Movie tie-in shovelware plays better than this dogshit. I don't even know how I stomached it that long. Man. I feel bad for Sega kids, having to hype up the most mediocre trash imaginable meanwhile SNESchads are playing ALTTP, Super Metroid, Super Mario World, DKC2, Mega Man X, and Chrono Trigger.
>>12635190They didn't, it's a great game
>>12635217If Beyond Oasis is a great game, what even qualifies as a bad game? Action 52? Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Big Rigs?Forget the fact that the level design is trash, the game is extremely unbalanced, and combat is braindead, it totally flounders the absolute basics. The camera, the controls, the movement, the perspective, the platforming, the hitboxes are all absolutely abysmal. I can't think of a single game from the generation that plays worse.
Crusader of Centy is the superior Genesis Zelda-like
>>12635341Also has better music than Yuzo Hackshiro
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>>12635210Fuck off.
>>12635190Just say you were filtered. Jfc the game isn't even that hard. How much of a scrub do you have to be to get pissed off enough to complete an entire captcha and make this thread?
>>12635190I got pretty far in, maybe like 60-70% in, there was a big dungeon/cave where you flip a lot of levers and no indication of what they're doing, dropped it there.Apparently the Saturn sequel is a bit better.
>>12635586>Apparently the Saturn sequel is a bit better.Nope it's worss
These threads make me feel like I must have been a child genius for beating all of these supposedly hard or cryptic games when I was 10 years old. In reality people were just smarter in the past. It's why if you look at any letter from the 1800s, even those written between literal peasants, they might as well have been written by William Shakespeare. You could even go on youtube and look up any TV news interview from the 1980s with any random person on the street and they're just so much more well spoken than most people today it's actually surprising. But it's sad to think about because you just know that people 20 years from now will be an equal or greater amount dumber than the retards of today.
>>12635343Definitely compared to Beyond Oasis. Centy has a fricking good OST. I liken Oasis's ost to those old stop motion monster movies based on Greek myths and such, kind of stirring and atmospheric but never tuneful or catchy. Definitely suits the game but not really listenable outside it.
Literally better than any of your tranny zelda shit
>>12635645No one is saying it was hard or cryptic, it's actually a pretty easy game, far easier than any of the Zelda games, it just sucks ass. You have tons of HP, can easily juggle enemies, and can even farm a full inventory of health restore items and it only takes a few minutes, it'd be like if Zelda let you carry 16 health bottles. Enemies also continually drop hearts that increases your max HP and that persist through continues so you can reach 999HP.Even Mike Matei, who has played retro games on original hardware his whole life and cleared countless of them with in one life or one hit, dropped it after just a couple hours, citing it was boring with terrible controls.
>>12636198You actually have to have a mental disability to think this. I genuinely feel bad for the simpletons that can think this is a good game.
>>12636198It's actually amazing how consistently attempts to "make Zelda at home" fail utterly, only to then get praised by contrarian idiots.
>>12636509gaygatards need to take what they can get. it's esentially stockholm syndrome-lite
>>12635365No.
>>12635190It was fun at first, then became a complete slog after the boat. Cool graphics though.
>>12636410You're a mentally ill cultist that can't accept that your gay little elf is nothing but a baby game. Being the first of it's kind doesn't make it the best
>>12636642I'm not even a Nintendo fan, I can just recognize actually good gameplay and design.Only good Zeldalike is Souls.
Today's on Tranny Smith Hallucinations!Which beloved game is actually a bad piece of shit, featuring a bunch of robotized posters that support your made up narrative!
>>12636642does your father know his disappointment of a son spends his time seething about a video game company in his spare time?
Streets of Rage actual gameplay was nothing specialThe game was kino due to the setting, music and co-op
>>12636407I've beaten shitloads of NES hard games as well but am still occasionally filtered. There's no shame.
>>12636819>dropping a game because it's boring janky dogshit trash is "filtered" We seem to have different definitions of filtered.
>>12636645>Only good Zeldalike is SoulsI haven't played those games and just looking at them irritates me
>>12636407>Enemies also continually drop hearts that increases your max HP and that persist through continues so you can reach 999HP.Lowers your rank/score though.
There is absolutely nothing "jank" about this game>even mike matei said so!!Fucking lmao, I couldn't have come up with a more blatant "retarded youtuber gave me retarded opinion" if I had tried
>>12638530>there's like 5 commands on each button>your character moves extremely slow and you have to constantly double-tap d-pad to sprint (which is still slow)>your character constantly clips on shit in the environment, especially when sprinting>you have to crouch every time before jumping>the hitboxes are fucking awful>the depth perception and perspective is the absolute worst out there>foreground elements outright block your vision sometimes>platforming just feels really janky and slippery in general (maybe a combination of the shitty perspective and the crouch to jump or something different)>many sections of the environment just have no border and nothing blocking them yet you can't traverse them, while other sections that look identical can be arbitrarily traversed with no indication or rhyme or reasonIt's probably the worst feeling/controlling game of that entire gen. Are you european? Did you grow up on shitty eurojank games on your "Zed X Spectrum"? This would feel right at home there with that kuso trash
