>tfw hands were so large at the arcade I could use both guns at once
>>12647004congratulations on having the hands of a 5'3" woman. would you next like us to congratulate you for tying your shoes in less than 5 minutes?
>>12647071Yes, please. I can tie my shoes in less than 4 minutes, actually.
>>12647091congratulations.
>>12647091
>tfw pp so thin & smol I could fuck the coin slot for freeplays
>>12647429>I could fuck the coin slot for freeplayshoping you used the protection available from capcom
>>12647458*laughing hard enough to cry*
>>12647458I've seen cum on the coin slot at Galloping Ghost before. It must have been a thing even back when this guy wrote all that.
But can you do that with a needler?
>>12647004>brain is so small i shitposted this
>>12647004Do you ever shoot actual people or just targets?
>>12648273you did?
>>12647429Your dick would have to be longer than Long Dick Johnson's to do that
